When you’re widowed nobody gives you a handbook of what to expect, what resources you’ll need, what to look out for. I kept a diary the 93 days while my husband was dying in 2016. It became my book, “Who Will Kiss Me Goodnight?” (Obligatory book link: https://t.co/oOqHXRPQgy)

Disregard this post...I am standing awkwardly in a store pretending to text to avoid this douchebag in front of me. Just play along, okay?

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I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. 🚀 👽😊

There's no age limit on trick or treating. You can knock on my door with a martini and a smoldering Pall Mall in your old-looking hands and I'm gonna give you a Snickers. Happy Halloween 🎃 👻

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The battle with the robot squirrel continues. 🤖 🐿️ 🐶 🐾💜🐾💜

Goo goo g'joob…

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