Judianna
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Former Ruckus Causing Redhead. Now embracing the gray and content to be the grande dame of Boomity.
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The print version of my book (which has sold tens of copies) (okay, two) (okay, to me) (whatevs) is now available.
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I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this…
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For all the fans of “It’s A Wonderful Life” and Jimmy Stewart . . .
Just months after winning his 1941 Academy Award for best actor in “The Philadelphia Story,” Jimmy Stewart, one of the best-known actors of the day, left Hollywood and joined the US Army. He was the first…
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“Twice this week, I have watched an elderly individual, fade into the busy life in which we all live. One man just needed Panadol for his wife but the shop assistant simply said it’s in aisle ‘6’. But he struggled to navigate the supermarket and as I watched him go in the wrong…
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❤️ “In 1965, Charles Schulz, a devout Christian and creator of the Peanuts comic strip, was asked to create a Christmas special for CBS featuring the Peanuts Characters. He agreed with one requirement, that they allow him to include the story of the birth of Jesus. Although the…
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Monopoly - I didn't know this!
(You'll never look at the
game the same way again!)
Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their…
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No, this is not a hunting photo...
Briton Alex Larenty lives on a game reserve in South Africa and spends his days giving lions foot massages. One day, he discovered that every time a lion was applied a cream to cure an infection on its paws, the lion would slacken and appear to…
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And now for a very serious post.
Nearly 50 years ago, I was a very scared, very pregnant teenager.
My stern Catholic father forced me to give my baby up for adoption.
She found me on New Year’s Day 2021 and we’ve been in constant contact ever since.
My daughter was adopted by…
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108 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.
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A woman had a pet snake that she loved very much. The snake was about 7 ft long and one day it just stopped eating. After several weeks of trying everything the lady still couldn't get the snake to eat. The woman took the snake to the vet and explained her situation. The vet…
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One of the privileges of having reached my advanced age is that I’ve seen all of this hysteria before.
In the 70’s, we were all doomed because of the coming Ice Age.
In the 80’s, Acid Rain was going to kill us.
In the 90’s, the Ozone Layer was going to disappear.
In the 2000’s,…
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Does anyone else rip off their mask when they walk out of a store like they just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy?
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A sweet lesson on patience.
A NYC Taxi driver wrote:
I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up…
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IN MONTANA: A handful of cows found their way into a newly built home and lived in it for a month before being noticed.
The family was moving from Washington. The Aunt was supposed to be checking on the place, but she didn’t. A rancher had filed a report about missing some…
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Yesterday I went to the grocery store. At the self checkout, there were NO plastic bags. El zippo, none, nada, zilch. So I asked the 20-something-ish attendant if they were out.
He said proudly “No ma’am. The state of Colorado is saving the environment and they’ve now banned…
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Today I celebrate 24,196 days of being a woman. I’ve been pregnant. I’ve given birth to a beautiful baby girl who I never got to raise. I’ve survived ovarian cancer. A male can pretend to be a woman but NO man can say he has done these things. You cannot change your gender.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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Today’s interesting factoid:
This photo was reportedly taken in 1946. This guy is Ken Shimizu. He was 35 years old. He had 2 children. Shimizu never ran or worked out. Slept late. Ate whatever he wanted to. Even drank beer instead of water. Ate sumptuous dinners every night...…
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R.I.P. 💔
Robert Clary passed away peacefully at his home this morning, Wednesday November 16, 2022. He was 96 yrs. old.
Robert was best known for his portrayal of Corporal Louis Lebeau. He was the last living member from the original cast of Hogan’s Heroes.
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This tree look like it's sneaking out of the woods..
Onward! To Isengard! 🌲
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“Sex,” I was pretty sure, meant whether you were a boy or girl, and “sin” made Tante Jans very angry, but what the two together meant I could not imagine. And so, seated next to Father in the train compartment, I suddenly asked, “Father, what is sex-sin?”
He turned to look at me,…
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Abraham Lincoln with his favorite Stratocaster.
Photo taken by Keith Richards.
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This is unbelievable...but true!
This may be a first... A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion, a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs…
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Factoid. I was forced to give my only child, my daughter up for adoption when I was a teenager. While I was pregnant, I played Für Elise on the piano “to” her every night.
When we reunited three years ago she told me that Für Elise was her favorite classical piece, although she…
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Mosquito trap.
The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has tequila in it.
The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
#IAmGoingToBeRichWithThisPatent
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I absolutely ❤️ this company and whoever they hired to write this label.
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of…
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is only remembered for his violence and his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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ATTENTION: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats. It comes with ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and $5,400.00 bar tab. Also a back stage pass to the winners’ locker room. He paid $12,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he…
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Can people really "smell rain" before it actually starts raining?
I can.
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This hole was caused by a single AR-15 round.
The AR-15 holds 1000 rounds and fires 50 rounds per second
This is a weapon of mass destruction and nobody needs this kind of firepower.
This hole was caused by a single AR-15 round.
The AR-15 holds 1000 rounds and fires 50 rounds per second
This is a weapon of mass destruction and nobody needs this kind of firepower.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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17 year-old Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of an airplane in 1971 after it was struck by a bolt of lightning. She fell 2 miles to the ground, strapped to her seat and survived after she endured 10 days in the Amazon Jungle.
After ten days, she found a boat moored near a shelter,…
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Those of us who read Huxley, Orwell, Vonnegut and Ayn Rand in junior high and high school are a bit concerned right about now.
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I know a lot of people will think I am showing off, but when you work hard all your life, you deserve to treat yourself.
I can’t express the happiness I am feeling right now. White was the only color they had, but it doesn’t matter. I’ve just purchased these four lawn chairs,…
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THIS HIT ME HARD.
Have you ever noticed how in the scriptures men are always going up into the mountains to commune with the Lord?
Yet in the scriptures we hardly ever
hear of women going to the mountains.
But we know why — right?
Because the women were too busy
keeping…
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As if 2024 wasn’t weird enough already.
The hummingbirds are looking a little sus this year.
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It was a busy, cold night at Stonehenge as they moved the stones backwards an hour...
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Rare photo of one of the world’s last coal-powered sheep.
Most herds are all electric now.
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"My friend handed me a very old metal match box car today. Then he said I found this yesterday and it reminded me of a major life lesson. I held it in my hand and looked at it while he talked.
He said, "when I was in elementary school, we did a Secret Santa in my class room at…
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Kid: I’m going outside to play.
Parent: Check in with me every 30 minutes so I know you’re okay.
Me when I was 11: We’re going to the dump. Someone said the hobos killed one of their own down there and we wanna find the body.
My mom: OK, but do not bring a dead body back to…
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I can’t believe it’s financial collapse season already…
I still have my spy balloon decorations up.
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In a comment thread, someone just referred to KJP as “Surly Temple” and I can’t stop laughing…
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A young Kurt Russell worked together with Charles Bronson. During shooting, Russell found out it was Charles Bronson's birthday. So he got his older costar a gift. Bronson looked at it, took it... then walked out of the room, without saying a word. Russell was terrified, worried…
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Yesterday was the last day ever with my beloved Little Miss Josie.
I was privileged to spend the last 12 of her 15 years with her.
She was a mill rescue baby and I’ll freely admit that I lavished attention on that little minx. Honestly, I don’t know who rescued who.
Josie…
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“How that mountain lion ever got in my underwear I’ll never know…”
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Five events that will change your life:
1. Being broke
2. A friend betraying you
3. The death of a parent
4. Getting your heart broken
5. Realizing that no one is coming to save you.
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If your name is Craig and your wife is at the gym in Houston right now, she’s leaving you and filing for divorce after the sale of your company is finalized.
- per the woman holding up the leg press while speaking to her lawyer.
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Narrator: In the foodservice justice system, sandwich based offenses are considered especially heinous. In our city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Submarine Sandwich Unit. These are their…
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