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A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything. Under the Never

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Joined June 2014
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You'll have static for eyes too.
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Yeah I read theory.
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This naturally excludes people whose parents are teachers, nurses, and taxi drivers
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RT @Skyline09454757: Hold Up?!?!?!?
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RT @ChristinaTasty: "How's that Online Safety Act going?". Even the guys that voted it in are using VPNs. and charging it to the public.….
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RT @_its_not_real_: Twitter signup has a new captcha that I had not seen anywhere before. You have to do 10 of them. .
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:squints: 방랜소년단.
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@JosephPolitano Like there will be a BLS after one bad jobs report.
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RT @nise_yoshimi: German officer: so to conclude I really hope everyone gives 110% for operation Barbarossa!. private: sir question sir. Wh….
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RT @HubPointless: People who use 6 are either watching out for their portfolio plummeting or animatronic bears.
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RT @lakeeater: . but enough about my bedroom!!.
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RT @usgraphics: Opposite. Show everything everywhere all the time. A website should behave like a static piece of physical page. Browser is….
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RT @udamaster: Silent Hilf
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RT @wyatt_riot_69: Why is the slurpee machine a computer? This is a job for a piece of paper or a sticker.
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RT @blightersort: ok but the currently purchasable version of Star Wars isn’t 50 years old, it’s more like 15 years old. So will they show….
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RT @agraybee: I want a remake of 12 Angry Men where they all talk like twitter. "He used a rare kind of knife, very cool, very normal."….
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Yes, you claim my lips move but you can’t hear what I’m saying, but it’s interesting to me you were able to hear and answer my question about how much pain you were in, your story’s coming apart like tissue paper, Mr Numb.
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"Russiagate was a disgraceful hoax by the Obama administration and we'll prosecute officials who promoted it. Dmitry, do you have the latest social graphic?"."Da, we make great America again with Lada car. Best transmission in autonomous oblast.".
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The One Big Beautiful bill will drive the return of the great American car. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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RT @G0ADM: A small suggestion for our national security teams: . Maybe don’t put a big sticker on equipment saying “This is critical infras….
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RT @poisonjr: Werner Herzog asking where your toilet is.
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RT @vylpill: Fuck it. Why not. An old town in winter. This is liminal now. Who gives a fucking shit about anything.
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RT @CQuill97: "Spider-man 4 will finally be a street level Spider-man movie where he is on his own". Meanwhile Spider-man 4: .
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