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IDGAF WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT BITCH DROP THESE RENT AND GROCERY PRICES TF BACK DOWN!!! FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GOVERNMENT WHORES
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Yall don’t never want a lil side of green beans or nothin??? 😕
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FOUR THOUSAND FEET IN LESS THAN A MINUTE?!?!?
This would have been me until i was safe at home:
BREAKING: Severe turbulence has left several passengers and crew members injured aboard an Allegiant Air flight from North Carolina to Florida. According to FlightAware, the plane dropped more than 4,000 feet in less than one minute.
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$291 million is still A LOT of money but $500 million in taxes is really pissin me off
The Mega Millions jackpot reaches $792 million. The winner would walk away with $291 million after taxes if they choose the lump sum.
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So you tellin me the lady in the glasses is NOT Brat wit a wig on?? 🤨
People in the comments thought Brat was playing her mama like Martin plays mama Payne 😂
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This new generation too
soft.
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i love to hear black men talk about what they love about black women. 🤎🫶🏽
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This woman needs to be reported to the authorities. We almost in the second week of December! 😩
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No. You cooking it wrong
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YALL I GOT THE JOB!!!
After a year of searching,applying and interviewing I FINALLY got an offer!!!
I have an interview in 10 minutes on Teams and someone just pulled up outside my window blasting Lloyd.
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Wayfair just delivered my new bed and the guy was like:
“you moving out or moving in?”
Me: “moving out.”
Him: “so why you getting your bed delivered here?”
Me: “it was on sale. please sit my boxes near the door”.🧍🏽♀️”
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I did a lil sum today.
Sundays are for Soul Food. 💕👩🏽🍳
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This is what school should be like everywhere. Learning real life skills to be successful in the real world.
Pick your child up from Kindergarten and that baby done worked a full shift, grouted some tile, knitted a sweater AND cooked their own Lunch! Imagine how much the Tuition would be here for this type of school😭🤗
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You washing dishes?
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5’11 🦒🤗
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at my work desk giving the bare minimum cause it’s Friday 🤭😌🥂
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@Mimi22962154
@SomaKazima
THIS IS MY CONCERN! 😭 because food or not if that’s a used litter box it’s just as disgusting as actually eating cat shit
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@budderpecant
@miss_lunasea
Exactly cause if she had to cut her eyes one more time that was gon be it for his fingers 😂😂
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@JuvyWicks
I’m in my 30s and still won’t date somebody with multiple children. Like 1?? Okay i can make an exception but 2+?? Why would i do myself like that?
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Everything this man does irritates my soul
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@allyane_45
@juudahjgtm
@marlon_ziggy
Hell Nah..my knees sound like potato chips when i bend..I’m 5’11 🥴😭😂
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This bird looks like someone wearing a bird costume. Like
wth is this?? 😂
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I would like one as well. 😌
Would yall judge me really bad if I said I want one of these?🥺
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@alaylaladre
@prnjbrn
She about to drag him through filth when she divorce his ass! About to be typing up the divorce settlement papers like:
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@_lakesyde
@SomaKazima
This makes me think about the hunchback of notre dame. He wasn’t allowed to leave the church because he was “ugly” and they made him out to be a monster. 😔
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@BGZA_
@javroar
U not lying..a saw a video clip some years back of a circus in Russia..a man had an act w/ a snake, i believe a python..it wrapped around his neck & never let go..man died in front of the crowd..2 men came to collect him but they tried to play it off and put him on a stretcher
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My skin was skinning this day 😩. I need to figure out what i was doing cause it ain’t been cute in a while 🥲
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I got a little cute on Sunday. I don’t have nobody to send these to so imma show y’all. 😭😭😭
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@ApollioXX
@Iam_Reborn_
@Wavey_LuVgod23
@b_smooooove
@TheBlackCyde
Facts..i remember when he had that double mint gum commercial pre Rihanna incident. WHOLESOME
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Look I’m just trying to encourage yall to make better choices so we can all be around for a long time. I’m not about to tussle with nobody in these comments Eat what yall want though. 🤷🏽♀️😂💕
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This generation of 30 yr olds still look like they 18-25 😂
Lemme 👀 the 30 and up crew
Drop a pic 📸 and age
… I’ll go first
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Not Mia calling Wendy ghetto when she the one throwing drinks in Peter’s establishment. EMBARRASING
#RHOP
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5’11 🫶🏽
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You-Lloyd feat Lil Wayne
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I don’t think this is sexy, but it’s my face lol
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@realcoreylee
@freebandsister
The fact that you used a money counter for $6 has me in here hollering!
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@MrBlkAndLit
@jmf__34
This would be me on God! 😂😂 wouldn’t even be able to tweet about it I’d be so sick!
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For whatever reason yall couldn’t believe i turned 33 that day 😂
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@deerretlaw
@ESPNFrankie
@_JOcaine
Walter definitely sounds like a sturdy name with some faith behind it 😂😂😂
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@OO7ward
@PrinceMarcus_27
@_Sweetneva
Only old folks fall out/forward at the same time..trippin over nothing 😭💀
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Absolutely. If you’re not meeting my needs mentally/emotionally my brain never taps into the sexual aspect.
Is there such thing as being turned off sexually if someone is letting you down emotionally?
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Me at Texas Roadhouse 😂
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Four.
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All his life savings gone in the blink of an eye 😩
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@YES_IM_BLAQK
@IzzyNyce
@questioncom
she said that shit wit her ENTIRE chest..now she wanna “apologize”..she betta take that L in peace and go 😭😭😭
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When y’all bookmark people pictures, what do y’all do with them???
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@TheSolarFae
@crisppyrice
@Bleak_boy_alex
@egotheking
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@DailyLoud
I blocked and muted her cause I’m so tired. This lady does not rest 😂
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@Agatha_420
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I can’t even front..i wouldn’t be excited about triplets either..that sounds expensive AF 😭😭😭
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I did finish it but i hate my hair so i didn’t leave the house this weekend. 😂🫠
Doing a perm rod set on my hair and I’m half way through and full of regret. 🥲
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Not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday.
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90’💕
People Born in 1990-1999
Let’s see a picture or video of yourself
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@VIII_III_XCIII
@theroyalcmw
Sure can’t cause the first thing she saying is “but you not too tired to rub on bitches all day!” 😭😭😭
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I hate combing my own hair so i love me a slick bun moment 😂
if you can pull off a slick back bun or ponytail your face card is actually crazy
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They walked in like they had business to handle 😭😭😭
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Not
@Ticketmaster
want an arm, a leg, a blood sacrifice and your first born child for these Usher tickets…
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this not that random. i can’t move without these 😂
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Bernie is for the ppl. Yall really failed him. He should have been our president not that orange man.
Vermont senator Bernie Sanders introduces four-day workweek bill without loss of pay.
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It’s the way she took me from THIS….TO THIS! 🙌🏽🥹
I’m at the salon and all i can say is boy oh boy does my hair stylist have her work cut out for her. 😭
I came in here looking crazy as hell. 😭😭
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I have an interview in 10 minutes on Teams and someone just pulled up outside my window blasting Lloyd.
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