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📍London,UK ✝️Christian 🙏🏾Jesus is King! 👑5’9”Amazing Black Woman ✨Every great thing in my life is the blessing of the Lord!

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@theroyalcmw
🇯🇲ChampagneChan
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Bank holiday celebrations with my family 🩵💙🩵💙 Being a black woman really is my greatest superpower ✨✨✨
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2 years
I have 0 absolutely 0 attachment to any celeb/public figure. I respect people for their talent & leave it at that. The way some of you idolise others is very scary, you know every last detail about them, why? I thank God I’m not built like that.
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2 years
Ladies how long do you need to get ready comfortably? I’m talking shower, hair, makeup, get dressed etc… & you walk out your door peacefully. Cause I need a solid 4hrs to be really happy.
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2 years
So no one in London offering this type of service???? We really are bad vibes 🤣😩😭😂
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9 months
I need a study carried out on why your bladder activates on a different level when you get to your front door. It doesn’t even have eyes, how do you know we’re home??
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2 years
Apple crumble should be 95% crumble 5% apple.
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2 years
Caribbean men will dance with you like this then go home to their woman! 🙃🙃🙃
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@Terriberry1980 Me still slow dancing and sex to music
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Why do men who play football (unprofessionally) love to act like they’ve done something major after every game 😂 complaining “footy finished man still” Ohhh please man 🤣 you tapped the ball twice & never scored one goal. Keep quiet.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Am I the only person who keeps their windows open even in the winter? My kitchen, bathroom & passage windows are always slightly ajar & I open up the bedroom & living room windows fully every morning to air out the house/get fresh air in. No matter how cold it is.
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3 years
When I tell you having a BOY child is STRESSFUL I mean it!! Can someone please explain to me what my child was doing to cause such damage? Because I’m not understanding 😤😤 Check on your friends with boys, because we’re not ok? How many school shoes we gotta go through?
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2 years
Laughing/mocking someone because they don’t have money is such bottom of the barrel behaviour. Reminder, things can change in the blink of an eye. Basic human decency cost nothing.
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10 months
Where can I get this knife please?
@pmcafrica
Peché Africa 🇿🇦
10 months
Proper way to cut a whole chicken into 8 pieces 🔪
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2 years
Why are our parents generation such hoarders 😭😩 like let it gooooooo!! You’re NEVER gnna use these things again!! FFS I hate clutter!!
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2 years
I just asked my son if he would still love me if I was a worm, please tell me why this child looked me dead in the face & said “mum please stop talking” Nahhhh men really don’t be caring from young 😂😩🤣😭
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10 months
This is the stuff we all need to get behind. This government wants everyone poor & in debt forever. Paying for every small thing & no one’s paycheque is increasing enough to cover daily expenses. It’s a joke.
@CensoredMen
Censored Men
10 months
🚨 ¼ of All ULEZ Cameras in London Have Been DESTROYED By Blade Runners 🇬🇧🥷 The fight against ULEZ in London is growing stronger day by day. People driving cars made before 2006 would be FORCED to pay a £15 fine (per day) if they want to drive around London. Sadiq Khan, Mayor
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2 years
Being black means growing up & not having your name on any souvenirs in the gift shops etc… 😂 and if you did, it was a rare finding!
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11 months
Refunds should be instant just the way payments are!
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2 months
As a Christian woman attracting Muslim men is so funny, because it’s like hellooooo sir I’m haram!!!!!!
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25 days
Everyday you lot post big back things on this app for me to try!!!! 😂😂
@CiTheGoonerxx
Queenie 🇩🇲
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Slaps.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
3 years
Shout out to @wizkidayo on a real!! A black African men selling out the 02 arena! Gotta respect it in every way possible! Our people are winning in so many different ways!! I love it ❤️🙌🏾
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2 years
Men really don’t like using diary/calendar’s 😂 I don’t know how they do anything 🤣 they will just randomly remember “ohhh shit it’s my man birthday thing today”
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2 years
Oats vanilla milk 😋 I’m not going back!
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1 month
Not being circumcised.
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Pettiest reason you won't date someone?
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2 months
BOLU in Camberwell does some good grilled wings £7.50 for the platter as well. I should actually go there tonight.
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Grilled chicken wings
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2 years
Some of you lots so called “standards” is just high levels of entitlement, with very little gratitude to anything or anyone.
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8 months
Do my fellow black people actually pre-heat their oven or are we all just putting whatever we’re cooking straight in the oven? Because I’m not burning out my gas for no reason. The food can warm up inside the oven 🤣
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8 months
I truly believe over feeding children is a form of child abuse. This is not cute or funny. The parents are neglecting his health.
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My Mixtapez
8 months
Baby going viral for his eating habits 😳
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1 month
I think it should be compulsory for men to learn a trade during school years. So many can’t hang a tv, picture, flooring, connect washing machine, paint a wall….the list honestly goes on!!!
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3 years
If you could win £1 billion right now but you had to resit one GCSE exam to pass, no time for revision, what subject you picking?
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2 years
Men that get fresh trim & put on grey tracksuit’s are basically sex workers 😊. Argue with yourself 🙂.
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7 months
If my village can’t hold a mirror up to my face & tell me when I’m flat out in the wrong/moving mad then I don’t want them around me. Be careful of ppl who enable your negative behaviours they will lead you down a path of destruction.
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2 years
To all the amazing women out there currently pregnant I pray you all have a safe & easy delivery. I pray your baby/babies (for those carrying more than one) are all born healthy ❤️🙏🏾✨
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11 months
Just got free tickets for Wizkid 2mrw. My ppl really love me ❤️😄
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7 months
You are scary. Very scary. Because who thinks of this shit. Was this supposed to be funny?
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I knew I was toxic when I put a condom in this boy car & act like I found it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I faked cried & was holding my chest I need to be in a movie.
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2 years
What’s mad about that harry pinero video is both him & the mother made a terrible decision in that moment (putting sexual desires over your child safety is insane, as mother you ALWAYS protect your child 1st) What I’m not understanding is why he told us? There was no need.
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2 years
What drug cartel is keeping wimpy in Streatham operating?? Because I’m not understanding why it’s still here 😂
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2 years
A lot of you are in competition with ppl on the internet & trying to make yourself look good to strangers, that’s why you don’t know peace.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
10 months
Men no longer like your IG post instead they like your story or your saved highlights. Who you lot hiding from? 😂
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2 years
@adekunleGOLD 🚀🚀🚀 your performance tonight was amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 you had the best reaction from the crowd!! October we go again!!
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Savers prices have started creeping up!! Why your shop named savers, but we’re no longer saving anything KMT 😒
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9 months
Making a conscious effort to print all my pictures off my phone, aiming to print 100 per month. I want there to be photo albums in my family years to come. I’m tired of everything being digital. I want family gatherings where we pass round photo albums & speak on our memories.
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8 months
Taking someone’s belongings & losing it you are 100% responsible for paying it back. The fact they’re even saying if she tries to run him his money & he accepts it he’s in the wrng is insane. He deserves every penny back!
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OLONI BABY 💋
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“Dear Oloni, I owe him £1.4k… HELP” @laidbarepodcast
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9 months
If you can go on holiday with your mum, you’re lucky! The furthest I can go with my mum is Brixton market & even that pushes me over the edge 😭
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10 months
One thing about Caribbean men (especially the ones back home) dem granny teach them from early how fi keep house clean & cook. If a real Caribbean man cooks for you, you will know good food.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
If you want your house to smell good, purchase these. £3 each.
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8 months
Men can be r*ped. Men can be a*used. Let’s not make a laugh & joke out of it.
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8 months
I love being a black woman 🖤🖤🖤
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
1 year
Opening your mouth unprovoked & saying you’re going to do something (I don’t care how big or small) and not following through will make me distant myself from you. I don’t have time for unreliable people around me because no one begged you in the first place.
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9 months
Anyone eating these can’t be trusted 😩😩😩
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Proper chocolate 🤌🏼
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1 month
Sorry but I really feel like men need to get together & be responsible for all the bbq’s this summer! I want you lot to take it seriously as well, uncle slippers on the feet, white vest, apron & everything! This is where you lot are meant to be displaying your talents!!
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2 years
Some of you men only make it into the 6ft height chart because 2ft of you is all head… but you guys ain’t ready to speak about that right now ☺️
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If you want your whites extra white, soak them in a bucket/bath tub with these products & leave them for a few hours, then put them in your washing machine. Amazing results. I don’t use specific measurements, I just eyeball it each time.
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I can’t explain it, but these are two different weights. #GymMaths
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2 years
@_CarinaWh I’m defo the problem 😭 because even when my hair is freshly done. I still need a solid 3-4hrs 😩. 1hr 15, is really good.
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3 years
I honestly did not think this tweet was gnna blow up like this! Thank you all for the laughs & banter 😂 it’s actually beautiful seeing everyone reminiscing about their school days ❤️ God bless you all 🙏🏾 You have put a pure smile on my heart. Lil man says thank you 😄
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3 years
When I tell you having a BOY child is STRESSFUL I mean it!! Can someone please explain to me what my child was doing to cause such damage? Because I’m not understanding 😤😤 Check on your friends with boys, because we’re not ok? How many school shoes we gotta go through?
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How can you happily come online & admit that you were performing sexual activities in the presence of a 3yr old child that was awake & on their iPad & think that’s OK! I don’t even follow/keep up with these gyal but that has disturbed me to my core! Police need to be called!
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
You lot ain’t gnna like this but this should be treated the EXACT same way as if a man was to do this! Exposing someone in bed with without their permission is disgusting on both ends! If a man posted a picture of a woman he was in bed with, everyone would be going crazy!
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2 months
He can lay in the tub while I put on a performance 🟢
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Balloons 🎈🎈🎈🎈 Chapter 32 🥳🎉🎊 God thank you for this precious gift we call life 💖💖💖
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2 months
I really can’t trust people who don’t wash their hands!! What do you mean you come in from outside & just touching up things in your house, kitchen??? Wash your hands immediately as you come home!!
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10 months
The majority of you cannot celebrate a strangers success because you’re badmind inna real life! Jealousy & envy is eating up nuff of you. Someone has legitimately opened up a business & it’s doing well but you’re mad at his choice of kitchen staff?
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1 year
I’m over this cold, rain & snow. Bring back the summer ☀️
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
9 months
I’m starting to get really annoyed by the way people have become so comfortable disrespecting God/Christianity, it makes 0 sense. Anyway every knee shall bow & every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. God will forever be God!
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 months
The term “big back” has NOTHING to do with being fatphobic, you lot are too sensitive it’s stupid!
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
This false narrative you’re trying to push is ridiculous! Men don’t hate women in the gym! 98% of the time, the men in most gyms are hyping the women to go harder! (yes there’s defo 2% of fools) This is a wrng msg to push especially if a woman who’s never gone gym b4 see this!
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11 months
The flag: The Face:
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9 months
5’9” babe checking in 💚💚💚
@bansthecreator
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Where the tall women at?
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2 years
Today is about to be a vibe 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
If you’re someone who’s always late, I’m not traveling with you. You can absolutely make your own way to the airport, I refuse to be rushing through the airport like a fool all hot & bothered. We’re too grown for that rubbish. Please I like to travel in peace & relax.
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2 years
I think it should be ILLEGAL for women who get surgery to sell any sort of fitness guide. It’s wrong on so many levels. You’re being dishonest & using peoples vulnerability/insecurities to make money. I can’t believe people are still buying into this rubbish!
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2 years
ChampagneChan 🍾🥂
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2 years
Find something else to talk about ffs man!!
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2 years
Real bad gyal 🔥 don’t ever forget 🇯🇲
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8 months
Real good gyal 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
7 months
I’m not the woman that other women (complete strangers) are allowed to touch sexually in anyway. I don’t care how drunk you are in that toilet please don’t ever touch me, I don’t find that shit funny at all.
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9 months
This is why you don’t entertain anyone that doesn’t have pics/videos on their profile because you really be talking to water buffaloes without knowing.
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2 years
As a father himself he should have really thought about the words leaving his mouth. You can’t look back on that situation at the age you are now & 1) be proud about that decision 2) feel the need to share something which involved the violation of a baby! Makes 0 sense!
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10 months
Where is this gyal friends?? None of them telling her fi wake up & delete her tweet? She had nuff of them on here for her wedding, where them all gone?
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
I’ve realised our parents generation are never gnna get help/do therapy to heal from whatever trauma they have, instead we as their children/family members, have to deal with them in doses & set clear boundaries in place so we can live in some form of peace & harmony.
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2 years
Why do men hate pillows so much 😂😂 how is 1 pillow ok for you lot?! 😩😭🤣
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
How are people really trying to say that bowling/a fun activity isn’t a date?? You lot just want food & drinks for your socials I’m convinced. Nuff man don’t even know how to have fun so if someone is on that type of vibe, it’s a positive.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
So my son just come to me & said a girl (I know he likes) has invited him to her house at 8pm tonight! Firstly absolutely NOT! I asked if her parents were gnna be there he said “I don’t know” this teenager stuff is not for me! 😭😩
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
10 months
I’ve realised my heart is with Arsenal 🔴⚪️ I like them 😂
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
3 years
Alexis was terrible at showing Ben that house!! #SellingTampa I’m watching & cringing on her behalf 😵‍💫🥴
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
I’m here for these type of shows. I just hope the UK crowd can handle this type of conversation, because everyone is overly sensitive & London in so small. Anyway I agree with everything the man at the end said.
@thetrendcentrl
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#Fashionfeds talk about #Msbanks look on the blue carpet at “The Woman King Premiere” 👀👀
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
9 months
Anguilla still treating me good ☺️🇦🇮
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Slowly dragging myself out a horrible place I’ve been recently ❤️ it’s crazy what we can hide behind a smile & brave face.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
One day I’ll learn how to wink 😅
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
10 months
Another 10/10 product for cleaning all your stainless steel! Spray & leave it on for a good 20mins, your stuff will be shining 🤩
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Paternity test should be mandatory. The long term psychological effect this has is not to be laughed or mocked at.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
7 months
I really need to stop wearing black so much. Anyway I’m ready for a fun night 😆🇯🇲
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3 months
Fantastic 🤎🤎🤎
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
11 months
A lot of men who are shit fathers are being saved by the simple fact the mother of their child/ren aren’t putting them on blast publicly. Trust me there are A LOT of waste men out there!
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
9 months
A lot of you have the same nasty & ignorant thoughts your parents/grandparents have towards Caribbeans. On a real fuk every single one of you!
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Back temporarily 💖🌸 what have I missed ☺️
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
3 years
The lies are dropping from their brain, into their necks to then be released from their mouths! They have to keep the airways clear at all times.
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
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Why do men crack their necks so much????
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
3 years
How many people can say they have truly sat with themselves & been 100% honest about who they are, good & bad. Some ppl are really trying to live a life that’s accepted by strangers on social media, the constant need for validation is insane.
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🇯🇲ChampagneChan
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As for me, I’m destined for a beautiful & healthy marriage, of course it’s going to come with its challenges & when they do arise we will have the tools to deal with it. They way some of you speak on marriage it’s like you’re planning on marrying your enemy.
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@theroyalcmw
🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
As a man why are you wearing platform converse??? 🥴
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@theroyalcmw
🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
My mum bought me one granny nighty. When I tell you the dress comfy, I’m in love lol. It’s so ugly but it feels so good against my skin. I can picture myself in Jamaica going on the veranda in the morning with the dress on teking in the morning breeze & sun.
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@theroyalcmw
🇯🇲ChampagneChan
2 years
Everyday normalise this, normalise that! Listen, you don’t need the whole world to agree with you before you start doing what’s best for you! Some of you continue to seek validation from strangers that’s why you’re not happy in real life!
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