🇯🇲ChampagneChan
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📍London,UK ✝️Christian 🙏🏾Jesus is King! 👑5’9”Amazing Black Woman ✨Every great thing in my life is the blessing of the Lord!
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Be careful who you go out with, that “hot head friend” can cost you your career/life. I don’t associate myself with liabilities at all, an apology/smile can stop many situations from escalating. Why are some of you so hell bent on proving “you’re bad” at any given time? Grow up!
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I have 0 absolutely 0 attachment to any celeb/public figure. I respect people for their talent & leave it at that. The way some of you idolise others is very scary, you know every last detail about them, why? I thank God I’m not built like that.
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Ladies how long do you need to get ready comfortably? I’m talking shower, hair, makeup, get dressed etc… & you walk out your door peacefully. Cause I need a solid 4hrs to be really happy.
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So no one in London offering this type of service???? We really are bad vibes 🤣😩😭😂
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I need a study carried out on why your bladder activates on a different level when you get to your front door. It doesn’t even have eyes, how do you know we’re home??
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Caribbean men will dance with you like this then go home to their woman! 🙃🙃🙃
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Why do men who play football (unprofessionally) love to act like they’ve done something major after every game 😂 complaining “footy finished man still” Ohhh please man 🤣 you tapped the ball twice & never scored one goal. Keep quiet.
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Am I the only person who keeps their windows open even in the winter? My kitchen, bathroom & passage windows are always slightly ajar & I open up the bedroom & living room windows fully every morning to air out the house/get fresh air in. No matter how cold it is.
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When I tell you having a BOY child is STRESSFUL I mean it!! Can someone please explain to me what my child was doing to cause such damage? Because I’m not understanding 😤😤
Check on your friends with boys, because we’re not ok? How many school shoes we gotta go through?
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Laughing/mocking someone because they don’t have money is such bottom of the barrel behaviour. Reminder, things can change in the blink of an eye. Basic human decency cost nothing.
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No sometimes Kingston Jamaica, Red Hills.
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Where can I get this knife please?
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Ladies this cooling mist feels amazing on your skin in the sun! Only £1 in savers.
Men just firm the heat, this isn’t for you!
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There’s a guy in my gym (real big guy) and I’ve seem him a few times & he’s really putting in the effort & training to hit his goals, I want to say something but I don’t wanna overstep my place or come across rude in anyway but I’m proper rooting for him man 🙏🏾❤️
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Why are our parents generation such hoarders 😭😩 like let it gooooooo!! You’re NEVER gnna use these things again!! FFS I hate clutter!!
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I just asked my son if he would still love me if I was a worm, please tell me why this child looked me dead in the face & said “mum please stop talking”
Nahhhh men really don’t be caring from young 😂😩🤣😭
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This is the stuff we all need to get behind. This government wants everyone poor & in debt forever. Paying for every small thing & no one’s paycheque is increasing enough to cover daily expenses. It’s a joke.
🚨 ¼ of All ULEZ Cameras in London Have Been DESTROYED By Blade Runners 🇬🇧🥷
The fight against ULEZ in London is growing stronger day by day.
People driving cars made before 2006 would be FORCED to pay a £15 fine (per day) if they want to drive around London.
Sadiq Khan, Mayor
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Being black means growing up & not having your name on any souvenirs in the gift shops etc… 😂 and if you did, it was a rare finding!
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As a Christian woman attracting Muslim men is so funny, because it’s like hellooooo sir I’m haram!!!!!!
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Everyday you lot post big back things on this app for me to try!!!! 😂😂
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Shout out to
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on a real!! A black African men selling out the 02 arena! Gotta respect it in every way possible! Our people are winning in so many different ways!! I love it ❤️🙌🏾
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Men really don’t like using diary/calendar’s 😂 I don’t know how they do anything 🤣 they will just randomly remember “ohhh shit it’s my man birthday thing today”
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I’ve always said this & I will stand on it! Exposing any DM’s you get when your life is not being threatened/in danger is straight ATTENTION SEEKING! If a guy/girl is trying their luck with you & you’re not interested it doesn’t need to be exposed to the TL! Honestly grow up!!
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Not being circumcised.
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BOLU in Camberwell does some good grilled wings £7.50 for the platter as well. I should actually go there tonight.
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Some of you lots so called “standards” is just high levels of entitlement, with very little gratitude to anything or anyone.
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Do my fellow black people actually pre-heat their oven or are we all just putting whatever we’re cooking straight in the oven? Because I’m not burning out my gas for no reason. The food can warm up inside the oven 🤣
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I truly believe over feeding children is a form of child abuse. This is not cute or funny. The parents are neglecting his health.
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I think it should be compulsory for men to learn a trade during school years. So many can’t hang a tv, picture, flooring, connect washing machine, paint a wall….the list honestly goes on!!!
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If you could win £1 billion right now but you had to resit one GCSE exam to pass, no time for revision, what subject you picking?
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Men that get fresh trim & put on grey tracksuit’s are basically sex workers 😊. Argue with yourself 🙂.
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If my village can’t hold a mirror up to my face & tell me when I’m flat out in the wrong/moving mad then I don’t want them around me. Be careful of ppl who enable your negative behaviours they will lead you down a path of destruction.
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To all the amazing women out there currently pregnant I pray you all have a safe & easy delivery. I pray your baby/babies (for those carrying more than one) are all born healthy ❤️🙏🏾✨
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Just got free tickets for Wizkid 2mrw. My ppl really love me ❤️😄
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You are scary. Very scary. Because who thinks of this shit. Was this supposed to be funny?
I knew I was toxic when I put a condom in this boy car & act like I found it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I faked cried & was holding my chest I need to be in a movie.
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What’s mad about that harry pinero video is both him & the mother made a terrible decision in that moment (putting sexual desires over your child safety is insane, as mother you ALWAYS protect your child 1st) What I’m not understanding is why he told us? There was no need.
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What drug cartel is keeping wimpy in Streatham operating?? Because I’m not understanding why it’s still here 😂
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So there was a stabbing at coco white???? Ewwwww what is wrong with you men??? Gyal is surrounding you & your focus is on next man????
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A lot of you are in competition with ppl on the internet & trying to make yourself look good to strangers, that’s why you don’t know peace.
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Men no longer like your IG post instead they like your story or your saved highlights. Who you lot hiding from? 😂
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@adekunleGOLD
🚀🚀🚀 your performance tonight was amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 you had the best reaction from the crowd!! October we go again!!
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Savers prices have started creeping up!! Why your shop named savers, but we’re no longer saving anything KMT 😒
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I genuinely don’t care about the numbers on the scale, I just care about what I look like naked! This is my pure motivation for gym!
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Making a conscious effort to print all my pictures off my phone, aiming to print 100 per month. I want there to be photo albums in my family years to come. I’m tired of everything being digital. I want family gatherings where we pass round photo albums & speak on our memories.
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Taking someone’s belongings & losing it you are 100% responsible for paying it back. The fact they’re even saying if she tries to run him his money & he accepts it he’s in the wrng is insane. He deserves every penny back!
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If you can go on holiday with your mum, you’re lucky! The furthest I can go with my mum is Brixton market & even that pushes me over the edge 😭
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One thing about Caribbean men (especially the ones back home) dem granny teach them from early how fi keep house clean & cook. If a real Caribbean man cooks for you, you will know good food.
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If you want your house to smell good, purchase these. £3 each.
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Men can be r*ped. Men can be a*used. Let’s not make a laugh & joke out of it.
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Opening your mouth unprovoked & saying you’re going to do something (I don’t care how big or small) and not following through will make me distant myself from you. I don’t have time for unreliable people around me because no one begged you in the first place.
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Sorry but I really feel like men need to get together & be responsible for all the bbq’s this summer! I want you lot to take it seriously as well, uncle slippers on the feet, white vest, apron & everything! This is where you lot are meant to be displaying your talents!!
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Anyone eating these can’t be trusted 😩😩😩
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Some of you men only make it into the 6ft height chart because 2ft of you is all head… but you guys ain’t ready to speak about that right now ☺️
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If you want your whites extra white, soak them in a bucket/bath tub with these products & leave them for a few hours, then put them in your washing machine. Amazing results. I don’t use specific measurements, I just eyeball it each time.
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@_CarinaWh
I’m defo the problem 😭 because even when my hair is freshly done. I still need a solid 3-4hrs 😩. 1hr 15, is really good.
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I honestly did not think this tweet was gnna blow up like this! Thank you all for the laughs & banter 😂 it’s actually beautiful seeing everyone reminiscing about their school days ❤️ God bless you all 🙏🏾 You have put a pure smile on my heart. Lil man says thank you 😄
When I tell you having a BOY child is STRESSFUL I mean it!! Can someone please explain to me what my child was doing to cause such damage? Because I’m not understanding 😤😤
Check on your friends with boys, because we’re not ok? How many school shoes we gotta go through?
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How can you happily come online & admit that you were performing sexual activities in the presence of a 3yr old child that was awake & on their iPad & think that’s OK! I don’t even follow/keep up with these gyal but that has disturbed me to my core! Police need to be called!
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You lot ain’t gnna like this but this should be treated the EXACT same way as if a man was to do this! Exposing someone in bed with without their permission is disgusting on both ends! If a man posted a picture of a woman he was in bed with, everyone would be going crazy!
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Balloons 🎈🎈🎈🎈 Chapter 32 🥳🎉🎊 God thank you for this precious gift we call life 💖💖💖
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I really can’t trust people who don’t wash their hands!! What do you mean you come in from outside & just touching up things in your house, kitchen??? Wash your hands immediately as you come home!!
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The majority of you cannot celebrate a strangers success because you’re badmind inna real life! Jealousy & envy is eating up nuff of you. Someone has legitimately opened up a business & it’s doing well but you’re mad at his choice of kitchen staff?
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I’m over this cold, rain & snow. Bring back the summer ☀️
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I’m starting to get really annoyed by the way people have become so comfortable disrespecting God/Christianity, it makes 0 sense. Anyway every knee shall bow & every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. God will forever be God!
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The term “big back” has NOTHING to do with being fatphobic, you lot are too sensitive it’s stupid!
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This false narrative you’re trying to push is ridiculous! Men don’t hate women in the gym! 98% of the time, the men in most gyms are hyping the women to go harder! (yes there’s defo 2% of fools) This is a wrng msg to push especially if a woman who’s never gone gym b4 see this!
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5’9” babe checking in 💚💚💚
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If you’re someone who’s always late, I’m not traveling with you. You can absolutely make your own way to the airport, I refuse to be rushing through the airport like a fool all hot & bothered. We’re too grown for that rubbish. Please I like to travel in peace & relax.
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I think it should be ILLEGAL for women who get surgery to sell any sort of fitness guide. It’s wrong on so many levels. You’re being dishonest & using peoples vulnerability/insecurities to make money. I can’t believe people are still buying into this rubbish!
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I’m not the woman that other women (complete strangers) are allowed to touch sexually in anyway. I don’t care how drunk you are in that toilet please don’t ever touch me, I don’t find that shit funny at all.
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This is why you don’t entertain anyone that doesn’t have pics/videos on their profile because you really be talking to water buffaloes without knowing.
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As a father himself he should have really thought about the words leaving his mouth. You can’t look back on that situation at the age you are now & 1) be proud about that decision 2) feel the need to share something which involved the violation of a baby! Makes 0 sense!
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I’ve realised our parents generation are never gnna get help/do therapy to heal from whatever trauma they have, instead we as their children/family members, have to deal with them in doses & set clear boundaries in place so we can live in some form of peace & harmony.
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Where is this gyal friends?? None of them telling her fi wake up & delete her tweet? She had nuff of them on here for her wedding, where them all gone?
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Why do men hate pillows so much 😂😂 how is 1 pillow ok for you lot?! 😩😭🤣
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So my son just come to me & said a girl (I know he likes) has invited him to her house at 8pm tonight! Firstly absolutely NOT! I asked if her parents were gnna be there he said “I don’t know” this teenager stuff is not for me! 😭😩
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How are people really trying to say that bowling/a fun activity isn’t a date?? You lot just want food & drinks for your socials I’m convinced. Nuff man don’t even know how to have fun so if someone is on that type of vibe, it’s a positive.
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Alexis was terrible at showing Ben that house!!
#SellingTampa
I’m watching & cringing on her behalf 😵💫🥴
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I’ve realised my heart is with Arsenal 🔴⚪️ I like them 😂
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@naterob
Yeah you’re right. I just wanna make sure my words are right, I defo want to say something or even work out with him one day 😁 I think that would be dope!
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Slowly dragging myself out a horrible place I’ve been recently ❤️ it’s crazy what we can hide behind a smile & brave face.
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I’m here for these type of shows. I just hope the UK crowd can handle this type of conversation, because everyone is overly sensitive & London in so small. Anyway I agree with everything the man at the end said.
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Another 10/10 product for cleaning all your stainless steel! Spray & leave it on for a good 20mins, your stuff will be shining 🤩
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Paternity test should be mandatory. The long term psychological effect this has is not to be laughed or mocked at.
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