Lazzyyyyyy
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Pre menstrual sadness is one of the shittest feelings ever.
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notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed
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“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”
me after lunch:
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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me spending $50 on someone else vs. me spending $50 on myself
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why do sunglasses look better on top of ur head than on ur face
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Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.
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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough
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Deja vu is scary bro , it’s like you seeing the exact same thing but sometimes it never even happened so where do you remember it from ?
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I cringe sooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYY??? DIDDD??? I EVERRR DO THAT!!!
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is everyone getting more annoying or am i just getting angrier
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🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾♀️💖💗💓✨❤️
🤢work🤢 💞🥰getting paid💖
🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰
🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾♀️💕💞
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who up rubbing their lil feet together in the bed like a cricket
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me yelling “WRONG BITCH” after my man tells me something I clearly did but I don’t remember
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no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT
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A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭
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Imagine being the bigger person and u hear “that’s what I thought”
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period pain on the first day is literally near death experience
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT
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the feminine urge to ask u to explain how u feel abt me in extreme detail
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I really don’t have a type but i know what’s not my type 😂
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“it’s not me it’s my hormones” - me the week before, during and after my period
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nobody:
me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?
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Me 🤝 not having my first meal until I’m dizzy and on the verge of fainting
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"enjoy it!!!!! these are the best years of your life"
this.... is the best!??!!?!? 😭
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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my love language is physical touch i need to be this close!!
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Me trying to hold in my “I love you guys” speech when the liquor hit
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I’ll go 2-3 days w/out spendin $ & be proud of myself then blow $500 in 1hr on day4
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if i ask you to take my pictures and you tilt my phone just give me it back
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credit karma: “your credit score is 800”
car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”
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Trying on outfits when your hair not done just be ugly af 😭😭😂😂
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when the foot locker employee finds an extra pair of the sold out shoes for you in the back
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when u tell him to leave u alone and he does 😔😔😔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart...
9 year old me:
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it’s always “wyd” but never “come outside i brought you flowers and an iced coffee”😔
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men be like “ok, you wanna know the truth” and lie even harder 😭😂
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I’m really supposed to be on a budget, yet I choose vibes every time 😭
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When you don't wanna get up and pee because you're comfy but you can't sleep because you gotta pee
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i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this
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The feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz ‘it isn’t enough’ 😭
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A calm boyfriend & a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭
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9-5 is really 7-6 if you add time to commute, eat and getting ready.. This ain’t a way to live.
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I wanna be OUTSIDE, and i dont mean clubs & parties. I mean traveling, hiking, jet skis, bowling, water parks, amusement parks, picnics, trying new restaurants etc.
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When ur stomach start hurting at the wrong place & wrong time😭
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i miss the times where saturdays and sundays were really considered as rest days
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I just found out that talking to yourself & making up scenarios in your head is sign of mental illness…. Baby I be acting out interviews, acceptance speeches etc. I’m too far GONE
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If snap didn’t have memories I would have deleted that app a long time ago.
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I’ll go 2-3 days w/out spendin $ & be proud of myself then blow $500 in 1hr on day4
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Me catching myself saying "now I need something sweet " after I eat🤣
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every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
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“I’m gonna take a quick nap”
*8 hours later
Me confused af:
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"My back hurts all the time for no reason."
How I sit every day:
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i laughed at this as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now
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older men don’t even be tryna hide that they staring at you… be looking at you like this
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I find it manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our "true colors" as if when we are happy and being kind, we being fake.
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get your S.H.I.T together. (skincare, happiness & health, inner peace, and your time)
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Getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun ;)
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This is no longer inflation. This is robbery and financial abuse.
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