Lazzyyyyyy
@em_Lazzy
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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
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Pre menstrual sadness is one of the shittest feelings ever.
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notice how we say āgirlā when excited and āmanā when disappointed.
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āthese are ur best years, youāre young and full of energyā. me after lunch:
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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me spending $50 on someone else vs. me spending $50 on myself
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I hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf u mad about now.
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why do sunglasses look better on top of ur head than on ur face.
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Donāt invite me out this month, Iām tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.
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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. Iāve had enough.
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Deja vu is scary bro , itās like you seeing the exact same thing but sometimes it never even happened so where do you remember it from ?.
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I cringe sooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYY??? DIDDD??? I EVERRR DO THAT!!!.
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is everyone getting more annoying or am i just getting angrier
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who up rubbing their lil feet together in the bed like a cricket.
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me yelling āWRONG BITCHā after my man tells me something I clearly did but I donāt remember
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no matter how small you try to make that āunsubscribeā at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT
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A calm boyfriend š¤ a dramatic girlfriend go so well together šš.
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Imagine being the bigger person and u hear āthatās what I thoughtā.
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period pain on the first day is literally near death experience.
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT
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the feminine urge to ask u to explain how u feel abt me in extreme detail.
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I really donāt have a type but i know whatās not my type š.
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the feminine urge to say āliarā everytime a man speaks.
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āI prefer when your hair is ā¦ā. Me looking for when I asked
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āitās not me itās my hormonesā - me the week before, during and after my period.
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nobody:. me at the club: š£ WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?.
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Me š¤ not having my first meal until Iām dizzy and on the verge of fainting.
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"enjoy it!!!!! these are the best years of your life". this. is the best!??!!?!? š
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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my love language is physical touch i need to be this close!!
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Me trying to hold in my āI love you guysā speech when the liquor hit
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Iāll go 2-3 days w/out spendin $ & be proud of myself then blow $500 in 1hr on day4.
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if i ask you to take my pictures and you tilt my phone just give me it back.
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credit karma: āyour credit score is 800ā. car dealerships: āmaāam. your shit is 325ā.
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Trying on outfits when your hair not done just be ugly af šššš.
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when the foot locker employee finds an extra pair of the sold out shoes for you in the back
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when u tell him to leave u alone and he does ššššššššššššššš.
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Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart. 9 year old me:
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i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this
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itās always āwydā but never ācome outside i brought you flowers and an iced coffeeāš.
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men be like āok, you wanna know the truthā and lie even harder šš.
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Iām really supposed to be on a budget, yet I choose vibes every time š.
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When you don't wanna get up and pee because you're comfy but you can't sleep because you gotta pee
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i be like āi canāt wait for fall fitsā then fall comes and i dress like this
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The feminine urge to keep adding to someoneās gift cuz āit isnāt enoughā š.
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A calm boyfriend & a dramatic girlfriend go so well together š.
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9-5 is really 7-6 if you add time to commute, eat and getting ready. This aināt a way to live.
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I wanna be OUTSIDE, and i dont mean clubs & parties. I mean traveling, hiking, jet skis, bowling, water parks, amusement parks, picnics, trying new restaurants etc.
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When ur stomach start hurting at the wrong place & wrong timeš
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i miss the times where saturdays and sundays were really considered as rest days.
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i pray i have the best pregnancy ever, & my man take care & respects me while carrying.
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I just found out that talking to yourself & making up scenarios in your head is sign of mental illnessā¦. Baby I be acting out interviews, acceptance speeches etc. Iām too far GONE
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If snap didnāt have memories I would have deleted that app a long time ago.
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Iāll go 2-3 days w/out spendin $ & be proud of myself then blow $500 in 1hr on day4.
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Me catching myself saying "now I need something sweet " after I eatš¤£
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