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Dentist. I like teeth.

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Joined April 2009
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RT @ArfMeasures: Doctor: do you exercise?. Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks. Doctor:. Me: cronchies. Doctor: I'm gonna p….
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RT @ParikPatelCFA: Maybe it was never about the stocks but the bonds we made along the way.
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RT @TheDreamGhoul: I like to think that if I swipe left hard enough on tinder it'll kill the guy.
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RT @LizHackett: I need an outfit that seamlessly transitions from daytime to canceled evening plans.
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*meets someone*.*ruins it*.
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9 years
Me: But baby it's cold outside.Him: Ma'am, please just take your pizza.
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Date: It's been hard opening up since my father passed aw-.Me: *sees a dog* sorry I have to go.
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RT @RandiLawson: Please stop calling this your "journey" Linda. You are selling leggings on Facebook.
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RT @1followernodad: 2015: making fun of man buns.2016: fascism.
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[making small talk at work] .What do you think about abortion?.
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*kicks 2016 under the fridge*.
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RT @RandiLawson: The year is 2048. The 👨🏻 mustache man emoji has been elected president for a 2nd term.
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RT @Mandatory: Our roundup of 30 of the funniest women on Twitter ft @Lana @albz @Lindzeta @mdob11 & more: https://….
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9 years
Don't even talk to me before I've had my [60 years pass and then I die].
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RT @LizHackett: Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
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Coworker: *starts a conversation*.Me: no thank you.
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RT @JermHimselfish: Me: And then, for absolutely no reason, they changed the stars to hearts! We were all so mad. Syrian Refugee: omg pleas….
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