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RT @ArfMeasures: Doctor: do you exercise?. Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks. Doctor:. Me: cronchies. Doctor: I'm gonna p….
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RT @TheDreamGhoul: I like to think that if I swipe left hard enough on tinder it'll kill the guy.
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RT @LizHackett: I need an outfit that seamlessly transitions from daytime to canceled evening plans.
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RT @RandiLawson: Please stop calling this your "journey" Linda. You are selling leggings on Facebook.
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RT @RandiLawson: The year is 2048. The 👨🏻 mustache man emoji has been elected president for a 2nd term.
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RT @Mandatory: Our roundup of 30 of the funniest women on Twitter ft @Lana @albz @Lindzeta @mdob11 & more: https://….
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RT @LizHackett: Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
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RT @JermHimselfish: Me: And then, for absolutely no reason, they changed the stars to hearts! We were all so mad. Syrian Refugee: omg pleas….
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