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nobel prize winner. gemini moon. middle child. 〰️🌈💃🏽🗳♻️🕊✨ dc now, miami forever
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need a “scared straight” type show where we take terminally online armchair politicos to knock on doors
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remember when uchicago told us too many therapy dogs died so they had to cancel
We are approaching that time in the semester when therapy dogs are deployed to colleges/universities across the country to solve major problems well beyond their expertise.
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“it is was regret to announce”, the extended space, the last sentence….what a post
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@crocoquiet
@LCSeward
@rashadrobinson
@JamilSmith
you usually get the latter from the former 🧚🏼♂️♥️
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@meghacbhat
notice how fresh the timestamp is on the screenshot, i saved it immediately knowing it will live beyond me
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i still wonder how they allowed our high school principal to be named mr. thomas p. ennis
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Florida Man Criminalizes the First Amendment
Today I announced bold legislation that creates new criminal offenses and increases penalties for those who target law enforcement and participate in violent or disorderly assemblies. We will always stand with our men and women in uniform who keep our communities safe.
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i will give ruth bader ginsburg any organ that she needs in the next two years
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@OrganizerMemes
no literally for my job to confirm numbers i do a fake survey and ask if biden wasn’t on the ticket who would you want it to be and 1/3 of people say whitmer
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i busted my ass taking five classes this quarter so i could go on extended status in the spring, so i could spend quality time with friends and make good memories that made me love uchicago again.........that’s the tweet
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students mobilizing overnight setting up donation drives and volunteer networks to help each other navigate our exodus proves that always and forever, the best thing about uchicago is the people
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for a school soooo good at economics why does uchicago have no late-night food options for a student body chronically up late?
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voters are a mercurial grab-bag of opinions: they are complicated, they are contradictory, they are human! and we need to treat them as such, meet people where they are and just listen, never assume
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it was rare, it gave cher, i remember it all too well
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello SPLIT after two years of dating
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broke: my parents getting a dog to replace my college-bound sister
woke: my parents getting bees to replace my college-bound sister
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a new era is coming......i think m*yuri and her boyfriend broke up
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i found the voice history for amazon echo my parents have and almost every day they ask alexa what the weather in chicago is i’m :’’)))
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feel bad for all the nerds in my class who did our super tuesday prediction assignment more than 24 hours before it was due
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the lord truly giveth and taketh away: airport security confiscated my nice facewash that was nestled next to my edible
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happy birthday to the only major american city to be founded by a woman! in 1896, julia tuttle finally persuaded henry flagler to extend his railroad down to miami. the subsequent economic and population boom led to the establishment of miami later that year!
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on my toughest days i wear my uchicago sweatshirt to remind myself that i’m here and i’m worthy and i can go even further. then i smile to myself because the dumb b*tch in me made it this far too
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i love my home state, that crazy bitch
Huge marijuana bundles are washing up on Florida beaches after hurricane Florence, and swimmers are fighting over them
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biggest self-own is my dad getting into debt to pay for my environmental and urban studies minor while not believing in climate change
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DANIELLA LEVINE-CAVA. MIAMI’S FIRST FEMALE MAYOR. FIRST JEWISH MAYOR. FOREVER A BADASS.
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my friend changed o k a y in my phone to sickomode and a large part of me (the whole part) doesn’t want to change it back
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sometimes i think florida isn’t THAT crazy and then a memory surfaces, like the time my girl scout troop toured the miami herald and they excitedly showed us the spot where the guy on bath salts ate the homeless man’s face off
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sprinted through o’hare in my platform boots and didn’t roll an ankle, made it to my gate with a minute to spare and was upgraded to first class. the universe has a funny way of apologizing for fall quarter.
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my mom is skyping me into all of her science classes to talk about the polar vortex, i feel like a celebrity
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miami-dade county board of elections with my mail-in ballot request
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good morning i just remembered that
@salmaface
was once parodied on SNL
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me: i need to meet with my academic advisor or else you won't let me register for winter classes
uchicago: Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity/helping someone else who’s in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, & I don’t think I can hold appro
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the literal absolute last person who is going to have a say over my body is a 22 year old named brett
In recent weeks, Republicans have launched a coordinated assault on reproductive rights, from Missouri to Alabama to Georgia to… UChicago
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cool girls go to public libraries & national parks on their birthday
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since coming to uchicago i literally think at least once a week about how i just hope everyone i love stays alive until i graduate so i don’t have to leave school to grieve. so disappointed with this administration.
Starting in the fall, College students will not be able to go on part-time status in their final quarter before graduation, and students will be able to take five classes per quarter at no additional financial cost.
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HEY FLORIDIANS: it be frustrating to see the encouragement to “go vote!!¡!” within a system historically designed to keep many from doing so. we can change this system in a big way this November by voting YES on Amendment 4, and restore voting rights to ~1.5 million residents
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the only cop i know is my gay aunt and she cheated on her wife :( acab
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🚨 some personal news 🚨 i'm now a freelance digital content producer*
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*making various bitmoji movies for my mom's virtual classroom
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slowly and subtly radicalizing my family by moving progressive books in and out of our shared amazon cart to make them future targeted advertisements
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as if this week wasn’t bad enough with SCOTUS, kimbark is apparently scanning IDs now
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sharknado 7: living at home with my right-wing parents during a global pandemic and election
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focus on thesis
focus on thesi
focus on thes
focus on the
focus on th
focus on t
focus on ti
focus on tik
focus on tik t
focus on tik to
focus on tik tok
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might pretend i’ve found god so my family lets me do the blessing at thanksgiving and i use it to go awff on the trump supporters in the room
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cracker barrel truly said y'all means all
Cracker Barrel denies event with pastor who called for execution of LGBTQ people
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yes i’m in the reg at 2:12am but the vending machine dropped me an extra packet of peanut m&ms so things are really looking up
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this is in my mom’s classroom. i guess “hard to shoot at corner” is too long for a sign.
@marcorubio
@SenRickScott
what do you guys think?
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they want to drill tunnels into miami’s water source rather than give us quality public transportation
@FrancisSuarez
@CityofMiami
Cars & trucks stuck in traffic generate megatons of toxic gases & particulate, but
@boringcompany
road tunnels under Miami would solve traffic & be an example to the world.
Spoke with
@RonDeSantisFL
about tunnels last week. If Governor & Mayor want this done, we will do it.
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me when the gubernatorial, senate, ag commissioner, and a handful lf state house races are being recounted !!!!!!!
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found the prettiest coffee shop in barcelona & i was sipping sangria eating pan con tomate when this american lady asked me for “A TABLE FOR TWO”, holding up two fingers for clarification. she thought i was the hostess & couldn’t speak english. i feel like a local, i’m flattered!
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i didn’t think speech and debate and IB presentations would have me so adequately prepared for drunk TED talks tonight, but i’m glad i spent my high school career training for it
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i gain a brain cell every time i use a semicolon, and i gain two brain cells every time i use one incorrectly. that's why i'm so smart; sorry haters!
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republicans OR democrats won’t talk about this, but you can totally eat a bell pepper like an apple
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no longer having a DNC neutrality contract is like taking my bra off after a long day
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just realized there’s nothing stopping me from eating a bell pepper like an apple
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me: *comes out to my parents*
mom: we have food at home
food at home:
Sex is for married heterosexual couples only, says Church of England
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i’m well aware of the grip the heteronormative patriarchy has on us, but i’ll always sing sweet caroline
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i just learned that meghan markle and prince harry are expecting a baby and it’s not even trending on twitter yet, i feel so exclusive and also sleep deprived because i saw this news on the kensington palace instagram at 2:58AM
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trying to understand the gamestop wall street hedge fund thing and finance in general
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sitting here for my third hour in toledo, waiting for the bus to chicago. i start talking politics with the republican trucker next to me. i ate an edible shortly before.
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if pete gets past super tuesday america is gonna learn what poppers are
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being assigned a new academic advisor in my last quarter has a certain je ne sais quoi fuckery to it
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my body: please give me a healthy breakfast so i can have the energy to write this 18 page paper
my brain, heart, and wallet: ex lib salt bagol
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*~some personal news~*
wearing mascara for the first time since march! my eyelashes physically hurt from the weight & my eyes are watering but i feel hot
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took a big swig of that dumb bitch juice this morning when i checked the weather and still put on my birkenstocks
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uchicago really is like hogwarts! full of magic! like how i magically forget the english language every time i do a dense reading!
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after years of loving someone, appreciating their multifaceted nature, and spending time with them almost everyday - you need to cut it off when it becomes toxic. sorry mansueto, your wifi sucks. i can’t be with(in) you anymore, it’s over.
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this is the hour where i question every decision that led me to book an 8:30AM flight out of o’hare
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can’t decide if yesterday’s episode of America was a season premiere, season finale, or backdoor pilot
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i have to crawl back into my neutrality hole but before i go.......
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legitimately can’t wait to see who takes your seat in 2022
Last night 52 legitimately elected U.S. Senators cast 52 legitimate votes to confirm a legitimately elected President’s highly qualified nominee to the Supreme Court of the United States.
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appalled and dismayed at how no presidential candidate has wished a happy national middle child day (8/12) or international left hander’s day (8/13). this is my single-issue vote and you’ve all lost it.
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my plant survived without water since march? she takes after her mother
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so proud of my former high school. we are the future, we are the change!
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after many close calls over the years, i’m so honored to announce that i’ve missed my flight!
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self care is buying the knockoff version of the shoes one of the college scandal kids got for christmas
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