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Max Boonen

@maxboonen

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Just a reasonable reply guy now. Renaissance art collector. @pv01_markets. Before: @goldmansachs, @uniofoxford then founded B2C2 @b2c2group.

Joined October 2009
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@maxboonen
Max Boonen
3 years
Stumbled upon a 2015 text from an ex-girlfriend, on why the relationship failed:. "My mistake is to have supported you in your Bitcoins". Price was $300.
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Max Boonen
3 years
Wanna know something funny about the @binance / @FTX_Official relationship? And perhaps the origin of the feud?. Remember this 2019 tweet? Read on and follow me for the lulz. .1/4.
@cz_binance
CZ 🔶 BNB
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A market maker from a smaller futures exchange tried to attack @binance futures platform. NO ONE was liquidated, as we use the index price (not futures prices) for liquidations (our innovation). Only the attacker lost a bunch of money, and that was that.
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Max Boonen
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@e_asherah Suggest you pick a field whose entire existence does not depend on the seemingly irrational provision of unlimited taxpayer money.
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Max Boonen
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@BriannaWu What you're witnessing is normalisation. This is what everyone thinks, without the shrieking libs who never amounted to much.
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@__phiphou__ T'es ridicule Philippe. Des doctorants en maths se trompent. Ce problème correspond à un biais cognitif spécifique. Ça ne veut pas dire qu'on est bête si on se plante. C'est quoi cette condescendance malsaine?.
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1 year
@alcools_france Quand t'es dans le 1% tu peux même pas te payer un 80m2 à Paris. lol.
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@maxboonen
Max Boonen
3 years
The rumour that Blackstone & Citadel borrowed 300k BTC from Genesis to kill Terra is so mind-boggingly stupid. So many reasons why. and it was relayed by a senior banker at a major i-bank. how do these guys get paid so much?! No wonder they're afraid of us. Here's a thread 🧵.
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@OestaOne @RichardHanania LOL a 5. Bro you never fucked a girl that hot in your life.
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@TheDrugMoney "this is the Brandenburg concerto by Bach".
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@Longswordwife You are a male, like me, and should compete with males. You think that you are brave because transitioning is hard and that would be true - if you hadn't decided to compete against females. For this, in fact, you are a coward and we shame you.
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@ChicagoBoyFR je trouvais ça bizarre aussi puis je me suis rappelé que le Vatican est un État reconnu mondialement, donc c'est en tant que chef d'État comme si Starmer mourrait.
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@offbeatorbit hi, I know about art. can you please explain what is mocking about it?.
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@HugoMartingale You're ngmi bro.
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@deheubarth_1234 Donne leur ton fric alors, espèce d'écervelée.
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@BriannaWu Brianna, with all due respect it was never your right to use the women's bathroom.
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4 months
Since the OP challenged me to explain why these pictures are actually cool, and not "mocking", let's go. Focusing solely on the 1st two pictures (the shot from above and the table scene). The first one has a Brueghelian composition, it reminds vaguely of a village kermesse, a
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Ashley Reese
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this photography is purposefully mocking. if conservatives actually cared about art they would know this lol.
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Max Boonen
1 year
@narindertweets Huh no, 1.5 million muslims did not die for Britain in WW2. You're confusing the number of fighters with the number of casualties (60,000).
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@maxboonen
Max Boonen
3 years
Borrowing $10bn and gambling it all on black isn't necessarily fraud. For @SBF_FTX to go to jail, there must be a crime such as knowingly sharing falsified financials. That may not be the case and you're going to have to accept it.
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Max Boonen
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I had originally planned to send a summary of Goldman's IMD call to our clients today, but I won't because their #bitcoin take is so bad that sharing it would hurt the credibility of my business.
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This is a much bigger deal than the halving.
@CoinDesk
CoinDesk
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U.S. banking giant @jpmorgan has added @coinbase and @Gemini as its first cryptocurrency exchange customers, CoinDesk has confirmed. Via @Dan_Z_Palmer
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@PacificOfRay @UPhantasticus Liberal veut dire gauchiste aux États-Unis énorme putain d'abruti, renseigne-toi un peu avant de sortie des énormes conneries.
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@Boumboumfr Je ne vis pas en France mais étant collectionneur de voitures de sport, on m'a briefé. En France, il faut mettre la voiture au nom de sa femme ou d'une société. Elle ne peut être confisquée que si c'est son propriétaire qui la conduit.
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@forgingtowards a word of wisdom: "for every 9/10 out there, there's a guy who is tired of fucking her".
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Max Boonen
1 year
@ZeClint C'est très simple. Ce n'est pas parce qu'on est éthiquement contre l'abattage des animaux qu'on n'aime pas la viande, son goût et sa texture. Voilà.
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@thechosenberg There is a massive gap between hot people and ugly people, and it includes height. It remains unacknowledged. Hot people play on easy mode. Cognitively it's hard to fathom, but if everyone could walk 5 miles in the shoes of a very hot male or female, there would be uprisings.
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@esjesjesj @VincentOshanano Huh the global standard is war lords, human trafficking and unbridled anarcho capitalism.
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Max Boonen
3 years
My theory on Genesis:. - 3AC bought GBTC hoping to sell at premium after 6-month lock-up.- got tons of leverage from Genesis, with the purchased GBTC shares as collateral.- premium goes to discount (and other things), 3AC defaults.- Genesis stuck with $1bn of GTBC it can't sell.
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Max Boonen
3 years
OK my theory on Alameda, not rocket science:. - Alameda had non-liquidating account on FTX.- money printer usually goes brrrrr by taking other side of retail liquidations.- except they bought $1bn+ of worthless LUNA in the crash, no stop-loss. Tomorrow my theory on Genesis.
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Max Boonen
4 years
.@CMEGroup doubled max position per contract from 2k to 4k BTC ($2.5bn). ProShares $BITO ETF close to limit with ~1900 Oct contracts. Would clearing house be comfortable beyond 4k? Doubtful. What happens when $BITO surpasses 4k as it surely will?. Note: $GBTC discount at 15%.
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I didn't have Genesis on my bingo card. Wow. That leaves very few players in the OTC market. @B2C2Group wishes to extend an offer to purchase loans from @GenesisTrading's book to alleviate the current liquidity shortfall.
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1 year
@lucas_chancel "la fortune croit à 10% par an". Source: je l'ai sorti de mon cul.
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@JanneDaArc135 @D_Tarczynski a conclave must actually take place imminently. for centuries it has been appropriate to talk about the next pope.
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Turns out I'm the first Europoor to ever buy a new @Ferrari directly in Bitcoin 🏎. Lambo shills in disbelief
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3 years
A good friend who worked there told me a year ago that Alameda and FTX shared about 10 developers altogether. for the whole thing!. Their accounting system was coded on an napkin by 2 nerds high on stimulants.
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@ManesNadel C'est légal. Vous le savez.
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@QueenMab87 Actually your genome is formed at conception so yes you have either male DNA, female DNA, or a rare disorder.
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@LarrereMathilde Vous devez être sympa aux dîners de famille, vous.
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@UsulduFutur Faut manger un peu plus de protéines mon gars.
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@mathusal8m Les arbres. Vous en avez installé beaucoup.
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3 years
$FTT at $7. Why? Perhaps it's use as collateral. I suspect lenders and lender-like businesses woke up to this drama and are now forced to liquidate. Celsius tried to force CEL as collateral on lenders too.
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@visakanv Bill burr said it best.
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@woliiiiiiiii @PLK75 Je suis mécano à l'usine Ferrari et on me donne même pas une Porsche 😖.
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KYC requirements are not protecting us, they're putting the investing public at risk. You shouldn't need to provide an address to have access to financial services.
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JUST IN: Coinbase victim of cyberattack.
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One major thing I learned from "making it": . there is no conspiracy. No one controls the world from the shadows, not even billionaires. Quite the opposite - no one has any idea what they are doing.
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@TheJackForge I looked at your tweets and got a tap on the shoulder by HR.
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@notcapnamerica Wait, flat earth is right wing now?. Basically anything you don't like is right wing, do I get that right?.
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1 year
@LaurentThines Désolé tu ne parles pas pour moi. J'ai été ado aussi, mais pas un emmerdeur. Ne fais pas de ton cas une généralité.
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@emilemeunier @RAP_Asso @Paris_RAP @antoinetteguhl @fredbadina @AvChampsElysees @LVMH @LouisVuitton @EELV_Paris @ecoloParis @jdHAUTESERRE Vous avez raison sur la forme. Par contre votre ville est dégueulasse, faites nettoyer les rues avant de la ramener, vous êtes ridicule.
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2 years
Let's migrate to EUR stablecoins. Rates are positive again in Europe. The business case is there. There could even be on-chain EUR/USD NDFs to create decentralized synthetic dollars from a EUR stablecoin.
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@sjs856 This is cope my friend.
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Max Boonen
4 years
Algo stablecoins don't work, likely never will. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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@SylvainPerdrix Monsieur, si vous êtes assez bête pour croire que l'héritière d'un groupe majeur à le moindre contrôle journalier sur des décisions telles que le choix des clients, vous ne comprenez pas suffisamment le fonctionnement de la société pour occuper un poste d'importance. Bien à vous.
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@ShawnBabali @Patriotmom717 she complains about white privilege, so I'm going to say that you are wrong on this one.
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What does Aptos do? Serious question.
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@_LePetitCaporal bardella est mignon mais ça se voit que dans la tête de attal les choses tournent beaucoup plus vite. ah la la.
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Guys, don't believe any of this. Trust your instinct and get in shape.
@sbkaufman
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I think young men significantly overestimate the extent to which muscles are attractive to most women and significantly underestimate the extent to which kindness and humor are attractive to most women. They should make bro supplements for kindness and humor.
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@MMacy153 @e_asherah . Someone here doesn't know the difference between "private money" and "taxpayer money".
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@veguigui Courage à vous. J'étais aussi d'extrême gauche et anti-israélien jusqu'à l'âge adulte. Le 7/10 m'a bouleversé. Vous n'êtes pas seule!. PS: Klimt déchire.
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@kamilabderrahmn Le féminisme c'est juste quand ça vous arrange, en fait. Le reste du temps : la charia.
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@RichardHanania What she expresses is the reason why being an asshole is the best way to get women to sleep with you. Yes, insights into the male soul. Cool. The corollary is that if you don't have one, she can't read you and wets herself. Sad, in reality.
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@kotenok33000 il est sous kétamine.
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@jeromegodefroy @LouisBoyard "J'ai pas terminé mes études de droit". Ça se voit.
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@lerrykins_ Knowing that no one is coming to save you is something that all boys learn by early adulthood at the latest.
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After Quoine/Liquid is wound down, I will be released from the NDA signed with the settlement of our famous lawsuit.
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Wu Blockchain
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Liquid Exchage, a licensed Japanese exchange acquired by FTX, has announced that it will stop any withdrawals, including fiat and cryptocurrencies.
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@JanneDaArc135 @D_Tarczynski no, the cardinals have to make it to rome ASAP. in the past, they couldn't wait any longer and some cardinals arrived too late and missed the vote. the church values stability and that means not having a long interim period.
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@stormcIouded who gives a shit about your post-modern references?. the zeitgeist now is based: REJECT MODERNITY, RETVRN TO TRADITION.
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Good morning to everyone who's here for a new bitcoin all-time high today.
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@doramoutot Courage à vous. J'ai acheté votre livre à sa sortie malgré les réticences des employés FNAC.
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Per Bloomberg, @BlockTower and @arca are merging in an all-equity deal. Both great firms. @AriDavidPaul, Jerald, @jdorman81, @raynesteinberg are great asset managers. The combination will he formidable.
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Me in 2014, le rates tradeur: "this #bitcoin thing is not so likely to succeed, you'd need global interest rates to go to zero, and central bank money printing like 2008 was a crisis for ants". Me in 2020:
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@pingucd @mitch___mitch Facile. 1) 93 dans le profil. 2) référence à l'honneur familial. Cultures tribales. Je continue?.
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@RealDianeYap What if belonging to a certain haplogroup predisposed to different behaviours.
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@Ilangabet Cool donc je peux dire que tu es un islamo-gauchiste détestable?.
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@IanBrossat vous confondez les meetings politiques et les débats impliquant des non-politiciens.
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as early as 2017, SBF was making $1mm a year at Jane Street. and he lived in a 2,300sqft Battery Park flat in NYC. SBF is not a child
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@molly0xFFF
Molly White
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As we enter the trial, and you see the endless reporting referring to the "boy genius" "crypto whiz kid", remember: Sam Bankman-Fried is not a child.
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@BB27000 c'est con là ce que tu fais mec.
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@LeVivrenscreen @xSqueeZie Sache qu'il y a des ultra riches qui sont avec vous, là-dessus.
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@Kali__Yuga__ Ma'am, I have had an epidural personally as a male so I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
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Max Boonen
5 years
In ~2017, without big time VC money, B2C2 fought with less balance sheet than its peers. We wanted credit intermediation, but what we wanted didn't exist. We grew the business painstakingly. Now we will try to build for our clients that prime brokerage we wish we'd had.
@CoinDesk
CoinDesk
5 years
Institutional cryptocurrency trading firm @B2C2Group has formed a new strategic partnership with SBI Holdings after the Japanese firm agreed to take a $30 million stake. Via @Dan_Z_Palmer
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@CaitCamelia @bradiscus Nice moving of the goalposts lol.
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@BDSixsmith gets u laid.
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@joseph_gellman oh no big deal he's just an ISLAMIC TERRORIST after all.
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@dalv_s @FavoriteNorah You must be a pleasure to work with.
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@VirgoWhallala C'est surtout pathétique et déplacé.
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@Rothmus Don't make me tap the sign
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@AzakuzaToshiro Quand je vais dans des aéroports au Moyen-Orient je suis toujours choqué de voir des hommes en jeans/t-shirt avec des femmes en burka. Ça ne peut que choquer toute sensibilité humaniste.
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@ParolesDHonneur quel débile ce type. on est nombreux de mon entourage à avoir accédé à la richesse, venant de classes moyennes ou populaires. GRÂCE À L'ÉCOLE. ça me met hors de moi.
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@ArmandDoma that person is a known antisemite, right?.
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@rohantalbot Hmm personally that's not half as bad as what I saw in the 7/10 footage. Also maybe don't start wars, heh.
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@potatoslav Problem is on your side. No one gives a shit here. Take your racism back to America and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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@MilanPrados2 "la France insoumise attire tant". 4 ou 5eme parti, 25% derrière le RN. lol.
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5 years
S&P e-mini futures limit down at the open and 10-year UST yield down only 10bps after the biggest Fed intervention in recent memory - if that's not a bearish signal, I don't know what is. Perhaps the credibility of the US government is finally being questioned by markets.
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With former teammates at @B2C2Group, we just launched @pv01_markets, a new startup . We will put bonds on the blockchain. I'll explain why and how in the near future. Thanks for your support! Check us out: (pee-vee-oh-one).
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@pingucd C'est des arriérés. Culture du tiers-monde. Pas un problème homme-femme. D'ailleurs c'est la mère qui a brûlé la fille.
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@aaronhm988 Tu vas surtout être bien sage et t'estimer heureux que les patrons soient trop couillons pour sortir les canons de nos jours.
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@riposte_alim Pathétique.
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