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@iWomansplainer

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Christian. Heart mom. Engineer. I like thinking critically about things. Known to womansplain occasionally.

Joined July 2020
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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One year ago today we welcomed our sweet baby girl, never expecting that she would not still be here with us on her first birthday. I’m glad I was oblivious to how it all would go down. I was already scared enough as it was.
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@iWomansplainer
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Just like anything, it can be used poorly, of course. Notice I specifically said “in principle” though.
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@River1AM
River1 Asset Management
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$100 million in AUM is a milestone — but it’s not the mission. Our mission is to prove that active management, done right, still matters. Thank you to every investor who’s joined us in that pursuit. Onward!
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@iWomansplainer
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I spent $9 on goat yogurt from Whole Foods and I don’t like it ☹️
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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Hot take: daycare is totally fine in principle, and having your kid(s) in it is not “having someone else raise them.”
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@iWomansplainer
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I’m not about the crunchy “natural landscaping” trend. I want my lawn looking expressly unnatural. Freakishly perfect. I own IT; it does not own me. I dominate.
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@CelsiusOfficial
CELSIUS Energy Drink
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This is more than just four quarters. It’s every tailgate, every chant, every moment. It’s fuel that goes beyond the field. This is CELSIUS! LIVE. FIT. GO.
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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One day closer to seeing her again. Goodnight!
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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I miss my baby girl. CHDs SUCK WHY CAN’T HEARTS JUST BE HEALTHY ALWAYS
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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Anyone have any ideas for how to get Allie Beth Stuckey to unblock me? I genuinely have no idea what I did but I am a fan and want to be able to see her stuff on the TL again!
@alisa_childers
Alisa Childers
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Allie Beth Stuckey has just executed an incredibly impactful women's conference that inspired close to 7,000 women to be courageous for Jesus. The next day, a video in which she debated 20 progressive Christians dropped (which she executed with breathtaking biblical clarity,
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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Well I made it 4 days (our entire Chicago trip!) feeding my baby with 100% breastmilk and not having to supplement with formula at all! Then today he decides to drink half his body weight apparently
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@DanSpuller
Dan Spuller
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Soon
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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This is crazy cause I swear half the comments under this post are AI accounts responding to the story as though it’s true
@iWomansplainer
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The absolute state of Facebook
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@iWomansplainer
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Amazing how a baby can get to noon with 3 naps under their belt
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@iWomansplainer
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The absolute state of Facebook
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@iWomansplainer
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My husband just got out of the shower and then made fun of me for one of my tweets and, like, if you’re gonna ridicule me at least have the courtesy of doing so online
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@silomarkets
Silo Markets
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What is capital gains tax, and how does it impact you?
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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Lol anyone remember that time some crazy lady made a dumb comment on one of my posts and I was a bit sassy back so then she made a whole podcast episode about how I’m an attention-seeking narcissist
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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And I don’t know if this is petty or something, but I feel like those who don’t truly care don’t deserve to get updates about my life.
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@iWomansplainer
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I stopped sharing regular personal life updates on Facebook, and it’s been one of the best social media decisions I’ve made. It has revealed who truly cares to know what’s going on in my life, as opposed to who only knew because it was convenient.
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@iWomansplainer
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I suppose 2 and 3 are only unpopular depending on the crowd. But they’ll always get me lynched on here.
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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I have a few that WITHOUT fail make everyone on here hate me. 1) dogs are overrated 2) the earth is old 3) evolution is not incompatible with the Bible
@iWomansplainer
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What’s your unpopular opinion that will get you in this position but I really mean UNPOPULAR not this “oh haha yea” nonsense
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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What’s your unpopular opinion that will get you in this position but I really mean UNPOPULAR not this “oh haha yea” nonsense
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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Did it hurt? When you fell from the stupid tower?
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@iWomansplainer
Womansplainer
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He flamed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@mandalynns23
Mandalynns23
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Sometimes I hate being married to an engineer 🫠
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