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monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, venceremos, he/him, communist,

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@martycomma
marty,
2 years
this is how i look at my wife
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@roxierusalka
Roxie Rusalka 🦇
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keep seeing folks talk about HR and every time I think they mean Giger
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@martycomma
marty,
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what is analog about seeing a movie in a movie theater and what isn't analog about seeing a movie in a home
@SketchesbyBoze
Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
6 months
We need a return to analog culture: handwritten letters, seeing films in the cinema, reading books, in-person visits, time in the outdoors. We weren't meant to spend our whole lives online. The joys of tangible living are something no one can take from you.
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@francis__wolf
francis wolf
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@_RoadToSuccess_
Road To Success
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Cinemas redesigned for ADHD Minds ‼️‼️
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@martycomma
marty,
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working on a theory that the reason almost every new rock singer sounds like a baby is because vaping doesn't put hair on your lungs the way marlboros used to
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incredible
@seaweedanxiety
Hot Takes in Your Area
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I’ve been informed that this may well be the actual reason DOJ fucked up the Epstein redactions
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@SVCarbaholic
The Reacher
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It’s Christmas tradition to read through this thread every year. Up there with the Christmas classics like Home Alone. Shakespeare was never this good
@wholelottadej
Mojo Jojo
6 years
Make or break for my mum this year in the kitchen. Sister lowkey overtaking her this. Same energy:
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@theWiiUowner
evɘ // (wiiuowner)
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I have portrayed myself as the nonchalant David lynch and you as the seething chud Trent Reznor
@bab0oshk44
bab0oshka
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David Lynch & Trent Reznor for Rolling Stone magazine, 1997
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@tropicaIghost
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i was put on this app to suffer
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@ripplebrain
Amerikanets 📉
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@Toriadus
Alexandre 🇺🇦
5 days
“Both sides must make compromises” — Marco Rubio Please remind me how the US compromise with Al-Qaeda ended?
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@Shack_Rat
Huthaifa
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Not only did she know about them and exactly what was in them, and chose not to lift a finger to get them released, but she then sent one of Epstein’s top clients to lecture Arab-Americans on why Israel supposedly has every right to commit genocide and ethnic cleansing against
@ML3democrats
TheFrenchie
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You know who isn't in the Epstein files?
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@GoalsXtra
Goals Xtra
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🇯🇵 Interesting moments from the Japanese Football League. https://t.co/FTX2HWnSEZ
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@crakkkers
🌐🧦🇺🇦🇮🇱Posting L’s
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Porn addicted Ukrainian nationalist is trying to lecture Americans on their movements/struggles
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@errai
Errai
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Saw a guy walking and giggling to himself. Probably a comedy addict
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@martycomma
marty,
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@DopaminePlsMe
DeeDee - ADHD Helper
5 days
I am not interrupting you because I am rude. I am interrupting because my brain is running on Fiber Optic broadband, and you are speaking in Dial-Up. I have already auto-completed your sentence three times in my head. Waiting for you to verbally catch up feels like watching a
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@martycomma
marty,
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dawg...
@GaryPetersonUSA
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
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TPUSA is officially a party now that Laura Loomer has arrived.
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@martycomma
marty,
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i think one of my biggest gripes about how media & content has evolved in the last 2 decades is how very much i don't need to see someone reacting and making faces in a video over the top of an actually useful video. let me just listen to what they're saying instead of doing 🤯🤯
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@hexprax
Christin
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When you cross off something on a to-do list that means you’ve done it
@cessonmute
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i found an old “to-do” list in my mom’s handwriting from 2003. item #3 was “buy a new dress for myself.” it was crossed out, and underneath she wrote, “buy school shoes for little lamb.” that's me, i’m little lamb. i looked at my shelf of medals and certificates and realized they
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@BigNapzzz
Big Naps
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@bryancurtis They've also done a half dozen uncritical stories about Havana syndrome. Not exactly a bastion of integrity.
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@jakebrodes
jake rhodes
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Interesting times we live in. It’s a lucrative money move to do something cruel and stupid that ruins your career so you can start a go fund me and make more money in 2 weeks than you have your entire life. Like if your life really is in the shitter it’s a clear and viable path.
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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A school bus driver in Pennsylvania was fired for putting up a sign asking students to speak English
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@martycomma
marty,
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I've seen monkeys humping doorknobs that are smarter that OP and the comments 👇
@ellinpiscilla
ellin
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Just when we always think fire's weakness is water.
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