Let's take back control of our borders so we can choose to keep them open in this shit storm 🤦‍♂️ Well done SlowJo

Remember this, from my brilliant colleague @rafaelbehr

Of course @marders ran 640km in 14 days in 2017. And Cam Levins attempted it in 2016, but quickly broke.

Who doesn't love a lap or 2?! First run of 2021 and even though it was raining and I had to wear a mask I think I'll give this an 8/10. Marked down due to getting sore toes and some sweaty chaffing going on 😁 https://t.co/vnEmklicuE   #rateyourrun @marathontalk

⏳ Hurry! Entries are over 60% full for Dorney Lake Easter #marathon on Sat 3 April 2021. 🏃‍♀️ Fast, flat with great PB potential 🏅 Custom medal ⏱ Chip timed 🙌 Fantastic marshals ** Late entry prices from 31st Dec - don't miss out! ** 👇 https://t.co/wgicbCEZk0 #runner

@marders Assembly league for me, Steve Backley, Perri Shakes Drayton, they've all run it as well as you and me.

@marders No! It’s dropping low 5’s with a go-pro to drop Paula Radcliffe in a Spider-Man suit that’s makes you a ledge 👌

Do I have an advantage with a more unique surname 🧐And can I vote for myself 😇

ffs New Zealand, stop making our superior country ���🇧 look so inferior 🤣 At least we have a dominating brexit trade deal to look forward to, that'll teach you Europe 🤦‍♂️

To diagnose how people really socialise at Christmas, we surely must acknowledge how groups really make decisions. Abilene paradox. Need to encourage open dialog and permission to say 'no thanks'.

This was never gonna end well 🤦‍♂️ Personally I just eat whatever I want, regardless of any running I do! #25DaysofFatmas

I've entered this to see if I can break 15 minutes of a shit load of easyish treadmill running and 2 weeks after running 🇪🇸2:19🇪🇸 But will the lockdown Gods be favourable and keep London in tier 2?! Of course they will! *High risk of becoming a "that aged well" tweet 🤦‍♂️

Awesome news; GB superstar @JakeSWightman will race the Wolverton 5k (in MK) a week on Sunday! He will be up against internationals @MattBergin_ (13.47 this year) and @owen_hind (13.58 in 2019). Who fancies joining them? 200 entries in so far;<100 available. 📷 @NBRunning

Let's say 7/10 for the run, 10/10 for the finish 😍 I think I'm also the ONLY finisher of both the @LondonMarathon and @maratonvalencia 40th edition races 🤯 https://t.co/uaBNg0wvsT #rateyourrun @marathontalk

Just watching some of the Fukuoka live stream and there's my main man Yuki 💪 @kawauchi2019 Catch it here and only a few km to go! https://t.co/Pq2JdwO3d6

Current forecast for @maratonvalencia a tad windy but could be worse 👍 Kicks off at 830am local time / 730am UK Watch live and tracking details 👇 https://t.co/RqT1LuzTpl

😷 100% de PCRs negativas hasta el momento 🥘 Comidas en la habitación 💻 Charla técnica por streaming Así está funcionando la burbuja sanitaria con @BionosBiotech, @TheCircularLab y @AC_Valencia #42KValencia #EActíVate https://t.co/3FEgZ6faPp

Got this hot chocolate in Spain, if only @yorkshiretea could get their sticky mitts on this chocolatey goodness ☕

Pretty stoked with my bib actually 😍 @eliudkipchoge @LondonMarathon #The40thRace