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molecular biologist vibing on the bird app ๐ŸŒฟ ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ”ฌ he/him

Bay area
Joined December 2009
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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I hope my gym crush noticed me today ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@ravishar313
Ravi Sharma
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Polymarket casually using a slur for Indians like it's nothing. Racism is so normalised, it's crazy.
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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PSA: start thawing your turkey if you want to cook it on Thursday
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@SweatieAngle
๐Ÿ”ŽAl๐Ÿ”
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Masculinity drag like this is so camp and funny - slay queen
@RonnieAdkins_
Ronnie Adkins
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My Sunday evening: Reverse searing a steak. Dry firing off my back deck. Camera propped up on a bourbon glass. Iโ€™ve been shooting so much bolt action I forgot how much I loved pistol. Back into it soon.
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@malikules
Malika ๐Ÿงฌ
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we need to blacklist all "scientists" who chose to affiliate themselves with this circus
@KianSadeghi5
Kian Sadeghi
8 days
Had a great time meeting with @JamieMetzl and @DrSerenaHChen in the subway yesterday. We talked about genetic optimization & reproductive autonomy, its future, and the fact that โ€ฆ itโ€™s now being advertised in the subway. s/o to Dr. Treff too ;)
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Sasha Gusev
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It was extremely obvious from the start that Nucleus had no idea what they were doing and was selling snake oil. More people should have spoken up before Nucleus inked deals with IVF clinics and rolled out a massive NYC ad campaign.
@RuxandraTeslo
Ruxandra Teslo ๐Ÿงฌ
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Super non-rigorous company and everyone in the biotech company with a spine should speak out against this misuse of science. I know it's not popular when companies have famous investors, but again... grow a spine.
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@axnxnd22
Anand๎จ€
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For the first time in 2025 years, christmas is on 25/25/25. This ain't happening ever again.
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@MikeBeauvais
Mike Beauvais
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@KalshiSports
Kalshi Sports
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Whatโ€™s the single most clutch play ever made?
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@jlarkytweets
Josh Larky
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Steven Crowder took out $70,000 in PPP loans during Covid and didnโ€™t repay any of it, even though he was already a millionaire Put another way, he was happy to pocket the equivalent of 33 years (!!) worth of SNAP benefits from the government But he draws the line at hungry kids
@scrowder
Steven Crowder
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I told them we should end all SNAP benefits. You can imagine how that went. Part 2 of Change My Mind drops today, 11 AM ET.
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@typicalnawazish
Shukriya Karam Nawazish
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Dear team at cognizant, To whom so ever it might concern.
@IndianTechGuide
Indian Tech & Infra
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๐Ÿšจ An employee will be marked "idle" if there is no keyboard or mouse activity for more than 300 seconds (5 minutes) in Cognizant's new monitoring system. If an employee's PC or laptop remains idle for 15 minutes, the employee will be marked as engaged in "activities away from
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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Matcha, labubu, Dubai chocolate ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The Unahugger
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When I was coming of age, there were millennial-coded groceries: kale, avocado, quinoa (which fell off, but thatโ€™s another story). Are there gen-Z groceries?
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@Anc_Aesthetics
Aesthetica
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If you guys want to get rid of property taxes so much how about no property taxes on first time home buyers. Interesting how that's not even an option being floated but the boomer property tax exemption is.
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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Two cops showing up at your doorstep is not swatting
@stevanzetti
steven monacelli
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These records indicate that someone successfully impersonated the FBI in order to get me swatted. I was already aware this had happened but had to wait nearly a year to get the document that proves it. My reports to the Dallas Police Department about this have gone unanswered.
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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Couldn't waterboard this out of me
@medusa_monk
Medusa
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My husband has convinced me to brush my teeth at night which my dentist failed to since years. Pyaar insaan se kya kuchh nahi karwa deta hai ๐Ÿซ  What insane thing you have done in influence with your partner?
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@sourav_styl
๐˜šourav.
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One for piss and other for your tweets .
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Pallavi
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why there are two flush buttons?
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@drugsgunsyoukai
DGยฅ
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This will be Meghan McCainโ€™s entire legacy btw
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@shutupnaina
naina
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wakeup babe people are romanticising gareebi again
@shivi7275
๐‘บ๐’‰๐’Š๐’—๐’Š๐Ÿฑ
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Eating chapati with namkeen is better than eating non-veg ๐Ÿฅฑ
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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Masterclass in not understanding pretty privilege and confirmation bias ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@BillAckman
Bill Ackman
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Feedback from the field (a Stanford undergrad): โ€˜I tried โ€œmay I meet youโ€ at a bar last night and it worked wonders. I have a date this Friday.โ€™
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@manishtanks
elongated muskrat
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85 for reps of 5 on incline dumbbell ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซก
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@bennpeifert
Benn Eifert ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
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Jesus Bill, you couldn't waterboard this out of me
@BillAckman
Bill Ackman
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I hear from many young men that they find it difficult to meet young women in a public setting. In other words, the online culture has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers. As such, I thought I would share a few words that I used in my youth to meet someone that
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@qcapital2020
๎จ€ Q-Cap ๎จ€
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This is so Bill Ackman I canโ€™t even LOL
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