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Mikey, Malcontented

@malcontentmikey

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Life is pain.

A country full of MORONS.
Joined May 2016
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
7 months
My beautiful boy. 😿😿😿 Jaguar. "Jags." 2012-2025. πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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@karlykingsley
Karly Kingsley
5 months
40% of SNAP recipients are kids, 18% are elderly, 11% are disabled and of the rest, ~70% already have jobs. So unless your company’s hiring Junior Juice Box Interns, grandma and her walker, or knows how to fit more hours in a day, maybe cool it with the β€œjust get a job” takes.
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
1 year
Elect clowns, expect a circus, motherf***ers.
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
1 year
To @sarahkendzior a/k/a my favourite american writer in any genre: Thank you for "Trapped Echo". The last 2 sentences, especially, brought a peace I was desperately in need of. You doubled as therapist today, for at least one reader. 😌
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
2 years
The Cincinnati #Bengals should be making masturbation instruction films. They really know how to fuck themselves.
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
2 years
Hey @GailSimone I just wanna say thanks for all the great writing. Batgirl and Birds of Prey were never in better hands! And it's a shame DC didn't have the good sense to greenlight your pitch for a team title led by my fave, Steph Brown. I'd have loved to read your take on her.
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@BerylFruitloop
Beryl the MaineCoon Cat 😸😻
2 years
Hello everybody!!!! I'm checking in to send you all my love!!! Happy #Caturday !!! 😻😻😽😽 #CatsOfTwitter #cats #WeekendVibes #love #ginger #pets
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@MikeJMele
MJM
2 years
Would you tell someone with a broken leg to walk it off? Well, it’s just as absurd when you tell someone struggling with depression/suicidal ideation to think more positively.
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
2 years
Judge who let Trump stay on the Colorado ballot confirmed he's an insurrectionist but says the 14th amendment ban doesnt apply to presidents. What the FUCK?! Shouldnt it apply MOST STRINGENTLY to presidents? JESUS CHRIST, THIS COUNTRY SUCKS. 🀬🀬
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@CulRMartin
Cullen Martin
2 years
@mattliptoncomic Andrew Tate is a scrotal sac stretched over a dead ape carcas. Which is a horrible thing to do to a dead ape.
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
2 years
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@ColeTheBlackCat
Cole & Marmalade
2 years
Every home would be lucky to have a resident black cat πŸ–€πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸΎ #NationalBlackCatDay #BlackCatDay #HousePanther #Cats
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
2 years
People are being oppressed and murdered over competing fairy tales. Nothing's changed since the crusades. ALL RELIGION IS DANGEROUS BULLSHIT.
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@roguecats7
Gracie St. Ives
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@TheMcKenziest
Lauren McKenzie
2 years
how's everyone dealing with everything being the fucking worst all of the fucking time now while also not being able to afford to fucking live
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@Reeseforsure
Reese
2 years
Anyone else tired of doing all the things it takes to stay alive or…..
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
3 years
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
3 years
Here's my sweetheart rescue boy Jaguar for #BlackCatAppreciationDay #AdoptDontShop
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@malcontentmikey
Mikey, Malcontented
3 years
JFC. Every single decision Elon Musk makes is wrong. πŸ™„
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