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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.

Watching you from the bookcase
Joined January 2017
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@GeneralCattis
"Mad Cat" Cattis
7 years
Being kind always matters. #TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
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The stars are bright again tonight and for once everyone here agrees on something--there should be more constellations named after cats. We're sending out goodnight hugs through the stars this evening to everyone who could use a little light in their life (or a nice hug) 💖
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The heat has finally broken and the neighborhood felines are perched on porches and cars, enjoying the breeze. We're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone who's had a tough week, feeling lonely or anxious, or just needs a cool break from the hot weather. ✨.#FridayFeeling
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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The weather app says a storm is headed our way, so we've all claimed our favorite napping spots. We're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone who loves storms, hates storms, or could just use a hug to get thru a life storm right now. ☔️.#ThursdayThoughts #CatsOnTwitter . (Art by
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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Private Dallas wants to send out goodnight hugs to anyone else that was rudely placed in a carrier, taken to the vet, and robbed of body parts today. (Don't be deceived by the pic--he's very peeved.) The rest of us are just sending out hugs to whoever needs them. 💖
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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The fireflies are out again tonight, lighting up the trees lining the parking lot. We're sending all of them out with this evening's goodnight hugs for everyone who's tired, who's lonely, who's worried about something, or who just needs a little light in their life. ✨
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We hope everyone's week started well and if it didn't, we're here with hugs to make up for it. Tonight's goodnight hugs are for anyone who's missing someone, feeling lonely or anxious, or who is wishing tomorrow was Friday. ✨.(Art by Franziska Detlefsen). #MondayNight
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
7 days
Are you feeling sick? Are you sick of the weather, your job, your bills, the news, the fact that your human forgot to buy your treats? (No, wait--that's just us.) Well, if you're sick of any of that or anything else, tonight's hug is for you (or anyone that just needs a hug). ✨
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
7 days
We watched the sunset this #Caturday evening, listened to our neighbor's party, and wondered why humans have to be so loud. We're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone who's lonely, loves a nice sunset, or wishes some people came with volume knobs. 💕.#CatsOfTwitter . (Art by
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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The human's lungs are acting up, so we've put them in bed and are lying on them so they can't move (as the General would). Tonight's hugs go out to everyone who's ill, had a bad week, or who's excited to see that stores are already putting out Halloween decorations. ✨
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
10 days
Our A/C is finally working, so we're catching up on all the napping we missed when it was so hot. Tonight we send our goodnight hugs out to everyone who's missing someone, who's on edge because of the endless heat, or could just use a nice nap. ✨.#ThursdayThoughts
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
10 days
We felines would love to see the sun set over the water, but the human says that's not going to happen unless the parking lot floods. Tonight's goodnight hugs are for anyone feeling anxious, sad, or maybe just wishing they could be somewhere different than they are. ✨
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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The human has worked all day to find us a new A/C and get it in so we won't all melt during the 'heat dome' (whatever that is). We are sending breezy goodnight hugs to everyone who's exhausted from work, tired of the heat, or who knows what a heat dome is. 💖.#TuesdayFeeling
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
13 days
The stars were out tonight even as the sun was going down, making the sunset wonderfully bright. Our goodnight hugs this evening go out everyone who is tired or sad or is looking for a friend--we're sending out friend-finding luck thru the stars. ✨. (Art: Stephanie Analah)
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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It was yet another hot day, but the stars are bright, so we've decided to take that as a positive sign for the coming week. We're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone feeling alone or sad or maybe just in need of a bit of luck for Monday. 💖. #CatsOfTwitter #MondayMotivation
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
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To survive the heat, we felines are pretending we're on a beach vacation, lounging in the sun (and ignoring the human as they curse at the weather app). Tonight we send out breezy tropical hugs to everyone in need of a vacation from work, the news, or just the weather. 💖
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
15 days
RT @foreveralone11w: Coldplay's Kiss Cam, but make it cats 😻😹
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
16 days
It's been another hot day here at Fort Cattis, so we're all competing for space in front of the A/C. (The human's winning--for now.) We're sending out cooling goodnight hugs to everyone dreaming of fall, Halloween, and whatever that drink is all the girls like so much. 🎃
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
17 days
The fireflies are everywhere round Fort Cattis tonight, so we're sending each one out with a goodnight hug for everyone that feels depressed or lonely or is sick of this obnoxiously hot weather. We know that covers a lot of people, but trust us, there are a lot of fireflies. 💖
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
17 days
The human is worried this evening, so the felines of Fort Cattis are sending out our goodnight hugs to everyone who may be anxious or concerned about something tonight. We're dispatching a bright star to light your way because we don't want you to be alone in the dark. ✨
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"Mad Cat" Cattis
18 days
The human made a long road trip today to secure new housing for all of us, so they're very tired. We're sending out our goodnight hugs this evening to everyone who's looking for a new home or who does lots of driving or who just hates traffic in general. 🚙.#TuesdayVibe
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