Dreams do come true! If we get enough retweets @harryhiggs1991 will take his shirt off on 16 tomorrow!

The incompetence of this gov’t is at a point of no return. #Trudeau has failed in every aspect of leadership & we are now in the danger zone of ever getting in back on the rails again. Looks like he could get another term as well. This absolutely cannot happen. Share if you agree

It is clear that Max never accepted the result of the leadership vote and seeks only to divide Conservatives. His decision today allows the Conservative Party of Canada to move forward united behind our Leader @AndrewScheer.

Settle Martell

@Parallel49Beer

.@JordanSpieth @McIlroyRory w/ you boys! The fact that the @usga thinks that DJ caused the ball to move is completely ridiculous! Laughable!

This is ridiculous... No penalty whatsoever for DJ. Let the guy play without this crap in his head. Amateur hour from @USGA

I failed to beat the Ace on #slideaway with a time of 0:32.415 playing #madskillsmx2

Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep? Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

"There was not a dry pussy in the place." ~ @DavidSpade on @adamlevine playing #PurpleRain at @HowardStern's Bday Party #H100

The gate was always open and the bottles were always full @OEL_23. #ForTheBoys #HandMeATowelBiz

First day on the job, @RachelNotley, and you're already messing with the weather machine..

@FriedgeHNIC http://t.co/jUz3CVYl0q

Sadly not satire. Vets will need to verify lost limbs every 3 years - via @winnipegnews http://t.co/6XPxfdn5wV via @ShareThis

Thanks, Kanye... http://t.co/bgvv0mBBYa

Axe Body Spray is the smell of a bad Tinder date.

That time Katy Perry was killing it at Wii Bowling (photo via @andybarron) #SuperBowl #HalftimeShowKatyPerry http://t.co/8w2U9eTU1e

Katy Perry is flying on the "The More You Know" Star. #babyyoureafirework #SuperBowlXLIX http://t.co/zEb98NVunA

Marshawn Lynch has never cared..