“@cwild22 drives me fuckin’ —, he’s right up there with @jonblitt. It’s fine, it’s whatever.” ~ @rmlimodriver69 on which @sternshow staffers are on his shit list #H100

“I’m not uptight about it. I’m not like @rmlimodriver69, I don’t watch trans porn.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“My first girlfriend put her finger up my ass…it was always experimental with me & luckily I always had girlfriends who were into it.” ~ @rmlimodriver69 on ass-play #pegging #H100

“It’s funny because you’re the last guy anybody would expect that from. That’s why it’s funny.” ~ #MikePearlman on @rmlimodriver69 getting #pegged #H100

“But there’s a method to my madness, ok? When you special order stuff that means they have to make it fresh.” ~ @jonhein when ordering #FastFood #FastFoodManiac #H100

“There’s nothing more @jonhein loves than pointing out how he knows the secret menu items at certain places. He loves that!” ~ @jdharm #FastFood #H100

“I will absolutely try almost anything that’s new once, but I do like the standards.” ~ @jonhein on eating fast food #FastFoodManiac #H100

“Are you aware of @jdharm’s excitement for @Wendys #Tendy’s?” ~ @HowardStern to @jonhein #H100

“I carry it every day & she gets mad at me. I’ve got a lot invested in her. I can’t lose her, I’m never going to get anyone else again. Look at me.” ~ @HowardStern on always carrying @BethStern’s EpiPen when they go for a walk #H100

“We learned to just say yes & go with the flow.” ~ @salgovernale on his phony phone call contest with @cwotd being called #DualoftheDopes #H100

“Life is fascinating as it is, you don’t need to try & make up stories. Sit & try to learn how to play the guitar, it will take a lifetime.” ~ @HowardStern on the “assholes” who come up with conspiracy theories #H100

“He was so smart, he had more people fucking him than @jdharm & he’s able-bodied.” ~ @HowardStern on #StephenHawking #H100

“That would be the greatest, to keep them on your diet & your schedule.” ~ @rqui on if @HowardStern decided to have a #SternShowCruise Everyone eats a small dinner at 4:30 & in bed by 7p #H100 #NoFunCruise

“After 25 years you’ve found a few flaws, I understand. I see nothing wrong with you, you’re the perfect wife.” ~ @HowardStern to @BethStern #H100

“I want to understand what her fantasy is of me as fun & I’ll fulfill it.” ~ @HowardStern on @BethStern recently telling him that he is not fun #H100

“I wish I was comfortable enough to play a few things on the air. At this point in my life I’m just doing it for myself.” ~ @HowardStern on playing guitar #H100

“Last week @rmlimodriver69 said that he had to stop giving @StephaniJCarney orgasms because he thought he was going to kill her.” ~ @cwild22 -#H100

“After I die, whoever is with my wife is going to be much better in bed than me. I’m sure of that.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“Over the weekend I got asked by a bagel company to promote their bagel company.” ~ @rmlimodriver69 #BagelGate #H100

“When I used to run I almost had a six-pack. I was almost attractive…now, forget it man. I only have sex with @BethStern in the dark. Only in the shadows.” ~ @HowardStern on his appearance #H100