Laura Marie
@lmegordon
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I'm a mom, an aspiring novelist, and a political activist.
Missouri, USA
Joined November 2013
Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
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Me: My tweet about you is doing well. Husband: If only I could see it. Maybe you can screenshot the Instagram of your tweet and then slack it to me.
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RT @sarcasticmommy4: Do I love my family? Yes. Do I want to fake my own death and live in a cabin where no one asks “what’s for dinner” ev….
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RT @dadmann_walking: I enjoy gathering my kids to eat dinner together so they can call each other names and argue about literally everythin….
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RT @WilliamAder: Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.
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My husband just won an argument with "well, I have published a paper on this," and holy shit, you wouldn't believe the audacity of this guy.
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You read a book this month? I listened to 5,000 hours of my daughters fighting.
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An old person started rummaging through my purse because it looked just like her purse. Help, am I an old person?.
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As if millennials didn't already bear enough burdens, now we have to wear a damned weighted vest.
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The girls are playing "moms night out," and they just toasted plastic champagne glasses to "a night without kids.".
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RT @dieworkwear: still thinking about the knife maker who said you dont have to worry about tariffs if you buy american. and then three mon….
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It's been 10 years since I saw Beto in Waco, but I'm still a stan.
A lot of good people came together in Kansas City on a Monday night to fight for their neighbors, communities, and country.
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RT @BetoORourke: A lot of good people came together in Kansas City on a Monday night to fight for their neighbors, communities, and country….
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RT @LurkAtHomeMom: *discussing weekend with coworkers*. “We went to the beach”.“We went camping”.“We went out on the boat”. Me: I had a man….
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RT @mrs_g_rider: My 3-year-old had an epic meltdown. Just hiccups and blubbers and snot and breath holding. We couldn't figure out why. No….
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RT @NotTodayEric: I used “hole” instead of “whole” in a text last week and I’m still thinking about it.
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RT @treydayway: I'm one of those old people who is constantly shocked by the time. "It's 8:30 already?!"."No way it's noon?!.
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RT @MomOnFire: The last ten days have been so rough I’m astonished when someone seems glad to see me lol.
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