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Jessica Malone Grider

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Wife. Mom to singleton & twins. English Teacher turned Librarian. PhD Student. Romance Author. Home Gardener. She/Her.

Kansas City, MO
Joined June 2011
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Jessica Malone Grider
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Book 1 is Silk & Steel by Ariana Nash (Adult Fiction). An epic fantasy enemies-to-lovers M/M romance between an elf and a dragon. Happy 2025!
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Jessica Malone Grider
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Book 101 is Love At First Fright by Nadia El-Fassi (Adult Fiction). I absolutely loved this spicy romp between a horror writer and the actor who stars in one of her movies, and I was pleasantly surprised by how much I loved the ghosty side story.
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@Restore_NJ
Restore New Jersey
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🚨 ATTN. New Jersey: MIKIE SHERRILL… - Refuses to commit that she won’t raise New Jersey’s sales tax. - Her plan will “cost you an arm and a leg, but if you’re a good person, YOU’LL DO IT.” As Governor, Mikie Sherrill will make YOU PAY! Vote AGAINST her on 11/4.
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Jessica Malone Grider
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Not Diane!!!
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Jessica Malone Grider
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I went down the rabbit hole of this case when Donna's verdict came in.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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Gather around y’all cause I’ve got a WILD true crime story to tell you, and I guarantee you won’t expect the twists and turns this takes. Let’s talk about the Dan Markel case. 🧵
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There's been a lot of discourse on this app the last few days about postpartum bodies, and I just want to remind you that more often than not, pregnancy will irrevocably change one's body, for better or for worse, regardless of what you do.
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@tryramp
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Hey, New York — Brian thinks he's our new CFO. We gave him a stage to prove it.
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Twin A at 7:14am: "Mama, you're so pretty." 🥹
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@MissSassbox
Sassington, M.C.
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we welcome all gaybies, maybes, and theybies in this house over here. if you need a safe space, come say hi and be yourself for National Coming Out Day. 🌈🫶🏽
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Today is National Coming Out Day.
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Jessica Malone Grider
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To be fair, most commenters were mad at *the system* but so many people were mad that I used "fetuses" instead of "babies" and also some folks said I should've aborted one of them if I didn't want double the costs.
@CallMeJBlxck
Chaos Is A Ladder
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What did you do to make the TL hate you?
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Jessica Malone Grider
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My Gen Z students always press the caps lock and it baffles me.
@kumee
kumee
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does anyone actually use their shift key to capitalize letters
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@CelsiusOfficial
CELSIUS Energy Drink
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Frosted outside. Citrus inside.
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Jessica Malone Grider
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10 out of 10 experience. No notes.
@courtneyellis
Courtney Ellis 🎈
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I’m a nerd who married a nerd and now we have nerd children and I can’t recommend it all highly enough.
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@SupernovaMomma
Supernova Momma
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You've heard of recession indicator, may I introduce to you pre-enlightenment indicator.
@texasrunnerDFW
Amy Nixon
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“My mom is at work right now, she covers everything, and I stay home” Luke, 34 A stay-at-home Hub-son The American nuclear family just keeps getting weirder…
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Jessica Malone Grider
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I'm going to make a "here's what I do all day" video series.
@BoohooSadStory
Stoney Mama
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What do they do?!!!! I keep seeing these tweets but no one is elaborating 😭😭
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@moniza_hossain
Moniza Hossain
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Woke up to this depressing email from Book Trust in my inbox. Kidlit should be as diverse as the children who read the books. These are appalling statistics
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@Grayscale
Grayscale
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We just filed a Form 10 for Grayscale Bittensor Trust $TAO, the first step toward becoming an SEC Reporting Company, increasing its accessibility, transparency, and regulatory status. Here are 5 key things to know if the Registration Statement becomes effective 🧵
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I love a change-of-life baby story. My coworker told us his siblings were 19, 21, and 23 when he was born. His mom was 54 and thought it was menopause. She went to the doc to see what she could do about managing her hormones and doc said, "Nothing until after the baby comes." 😳
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Jessica Malone Grider
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We simply cannot handle a Dolly Parton death right now.
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Jessica Malone Grider
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This just opened up a thousand college memories for me.
@808andCarShakes
808s & Car Shakes
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Young Dro performing “Shoulder Lean” over a bass guitar 🔥
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Jessica Malone Grider
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Please read Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver. It is the best commentary I've read on rural poverty vs urban poverty.
@PinkYetiCup
💕In my Hag Era💕
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City poor is absolute worse. Country poor there is always somewhere to stay, some land, some house, some inheritance. City poor is way closer to being unhoused and being unhoused is almost impossible to come back from
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@TGL
TGL
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THIS JUST IN: Our Season 2 schedule has officially dropped!
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Jessica Malone Grider
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I cannot make this up. I just walked in after putting his brothers to bed and he's writing ANOTHER letter. My sweet boy. 🥹
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Jessica Malone Grider
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Today I walked around my undergraduate alma mater's campus and ate a chicken and rice bowl I got for free for speaking on a panel.
@hikingshawty
rly cool girl
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today i walked five miles and i had chicken nuggets for dinner :)
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Jessica Malone Grider
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Answers to frequently asked questions: He's 7. 2nd grade. 2 recesses every day. I do not know his betrothed. They used to sit at the same table. He's had a crush on her for a week and has written her letters. He wore a collared shirt today.
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Jessica Malone Grider
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*UPDATE* "Did you get married today?" "It didn't go as planned. People who weren't invited AKA the whole grade came and we didn't invite everybody." "Are you going to try again tomorrow?" "We wrote letters during reading and have a date tomorrow." "During which recess?" *shrugs*
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@ElijahStreamsTV
ElijahStreams
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Charlie Kirk carried his cross all the way to the end. Now others are taking up the mantle. Watch ElijahStreams onsite coverage.
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