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mpdg wario. usually holding a baby, a wine or a grudge. tweeting in a personal capacity, if subject matter/grammar didn't make that blindingly obvious

Joined February 2009
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Up the Ivory Coast.
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3 months
How my mum navigated having two kids before Chat GPT I will never know
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3 months
This is an actual Bluey episode.
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All the work he put in vanished in a matter of minutes
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RT @thecultraspod: THERE’S AN UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, BUT FOR WHO CHRIS KAMARA???
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3 months
For the record I wasn’t crying because of Sainsbury’s or the aircon, I did that a lot that summer 🙃😆.
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3 months
Ah, yes. Stuck in the house with a newborn and a 1yo because the baby got heat rash as soon as we stepped outside; physically unable to drink the amount of water I needed to in order to breastfeed… only outings were to go cry in Sainsbury’s because at least they had air con.
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I just got reminded of the 2022 UK heatwave, and I started sweating
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Laura
4 months
They’d play a wonderful phase.
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4 months
OK, so Palace have to sign Cunha in the summer. Can you imagine the fan chant potential from a “Cunha Mateta” partnership? It would give Glasner a problem-free philosophy.
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5 months
I don’t call it toddler screen time. I call it VAP (video assisted parenting).
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RT @hellothisisivan: I think the most significant legacy of lockdown is all the signage that still 5 years on nobody can be arsed to take d….
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RT @Devon_OnEarth: My landlord, the council, and every single utility has sent me an email in the last month telling me it's gonna cost a c….
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RT @edcumming: Is there anything with a better joy:price ratio than a £1 bunch of daffodils? Not like 'an Alpine dawn' or 'my child's laugh….
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Laura
8 months
US state introduces bill punishing women getting abortions with the death penalty. It was never about being pro-life. It was about being anti-women.
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The state already has a six-week abortion ban.
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Laura
8 months
This is not intended as a criticism but Beyond from the new Moana 2 is 10/10 like a Eurovision winning song.
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9 months
One for you @radiox 😘.
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Laura
9 months
Known for building wonder walls
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9 months
RT @HLTCO: What an impressive piece of interviewing this is from @alexaljoe. To have the poise to speak in two languages simultaneously,….
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Laura
10 months
RT @oilysailor: at some point today the Bologna team bus will go past Spaghetti Junction. No-one knows what happens next.
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Laura
10 months
Day five of the missing mog 😔🐈‍⬛ current status: calling for him on the walk home from the station and people looking at me like I’m insane 👍.
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10 months
RT @SamWhyte: Confirmation that Carsley selected the side against Greece for a laugh, which I strongly support.
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RT @netcapgirl: ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights.
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