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#ComedyPodcast , mostly family-friendly. FREE on all #podcast apps & YouTube. America's best kept secret. Let's talk about buttered sausage. @Spotify #Podcasts
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@DavidWolfe
I also heard that if you take a picture of someone, you can capture their soul.
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@EdKrassen
If Joe is clumsy by nature, then let’s see all the clips of him falling as a Senator and a VP — not many of them — this guy has something else going on & it’s worsening with his age
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@isabellarileyus
Make sure dad is super involved with diapers, puke cleanups, and holding her when she’s scared of the dark… the more active he is, the fewer daddy issues will develop later
My advice (a father of 5 kids, one of whom is a well balanced 20 yr old daughter - the rest are boys)
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@nypost
I just asked ChatGPT to write a 500-word essay. It asked me for a picture of the girl. After I submitted the picture to ai, it responded with:
There are numerous women available to date and sometimes it is advisable to consider them all before committing to one. This is one of
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@ElijahSchaffer
@jordanbpeterson
@netanyahu
“Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.”
-C. S. Lewis
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@ElijahSchaffer
So, they're hiring a bunch of transwomen (aka men) to do jobs around the house because they don't want a man in their life. Got it.
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@WallStreetSilv
If the protesters were left there, what would happen? Would they have access to basic needs like food & restroom facilities? How long could they last without outside help? Let them live there forever. I'm guessing that they would eventually free themselves.
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@WatchChad
It’s easy to stop drinking dog piss… the real question is, why were we ever drinking it in the first place?!?!
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There's a rumor circulating that if you flip that calendar upside down, you'll see this picture of Josie, The Redheaded Libertarian
@TRHLofficial
@RealBrysonGray
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@davidhogg111
Students would also walk out if they took Mt. Dew out of the vending machine and replaced it with Sprite
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@ElijahSchaffer
A 30 year old dude should marry a 22 year old chick -- he should be established with a good job, house, car, etc... and she should be in a solid 10-15 year window to be the baby maker and housewife
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@Timcast
🍩 If Elon can eat ONE donut everyday, then don't judge these young beautiful women for eating ONE dozen donuts every day! 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
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@FromtheFire23
@ClownWorld_
I've never witnessed someone successfully embody the essence of a Mexican Burrito in their attire like this before. While a dress like this could easily be mistaken for a cheap costume, this particular one genuinely captures her elegance and beauty as a Golden Mexican Burrito.
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@ElijahSchaffer
I highly value your viewpoint. The experience of becoming a father brings about profound transformations. It alters your outlook on life and children, adjusts your thoughts and ideas, and shifts your goals and aspirations. If you don't sense any personal development following
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@FoxNews
That is the power of ONE choice!
Similar to the ONE choice that Fox made firing Tucker.
Go Woke, Go Broke
@TuckerCarlson
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@FoxNews
The local Chinese Buffet has made similar warnings about if Bill Barr was to return during a busy lunch rush.
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@MattWalshBlog
This could have been an SNL skit from 1992 and it would have been hilarious. Unfortunately it’s 2023 and real :(
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@itsJeffTiedrich
So a bad guy, did a bad thing, that was both illegal & immoral?
I’m trying to understand?
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@larryelder
Let's ask
@dbongino
. Give him 60 minutes in the White House to interview a few people and watch some video. I'm guessing he could solve this riddle in a fraction of that time!
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@SarahCAndersen
The worldwide elevation in status of individuals named Greg has brought about a great sense of happiness among them, causing all Greg's in the world to rejoice.
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I'm super jacked to watch the new Netflix Original Film starring
@LandauDave
as Gallagher.
Coming to Netflix in February 2024
I hear that the soundtrack is pretty legit too!!!
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@nypost
Apparently her husband wasn't happy when she brought home Dylan. Not the threesome he was hoping for.
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@ElijahSchaffer
The necessity of immediate intervention to address the mental health needs of these individuals cannot be overstated, as failure to do so may result in their continued descent along a perilous trajectory.
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We just sat down and recorded an Episode of Lauer Road Radio with Dave Landau — Look for Episode 151 to drop in a few days! Gracias Señor Dave, we had a blast!
@LandauDave
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Nefarious Movie
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Short Review:
Awesome Movie, Watch It Today!
Long Review:
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@bennyjohnson
But he continues to be buddy-buddies with Lindsay Graham… his words don’t line up with his actions!
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@brokofoot
@isabellarileyus
@brokofoot
, I appreciate your bio & we probably agree on 95% of everything, but as a father I am compelled to disagree on the bonding. Every moment with a chid is a bonding experience. Both for the Parent and the Kid. Challenges & trials absolutely bring people closer together.
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@Lukewearechange
We should also add some dye like in a bank robbery... little poof and they're all colored in purple or pink... that way they can be identified as trouble makers for the rest of the evening!
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@StephenKing
Mr. King, it appears that your posts predominantly reflect emotionally charged opinions and seem to focus exclusively on one perspective. If you were to incorporate more logical reasoning, you could also address instances of corruption from various political factions... your
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This is actually a huge compliment for
@ElijahSchaffer
and the reason why we follow him!
@ElijahSchaffer
Some people do realize you're just a glorified shitposter pretending to be a journalist in order to further a white Christian nationalist agenda. Most things you say are disingenuous in nature. You look up to alex jones. You will never be a journalist.
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@JeremyDBoreing
We can agree on the 1st birth being conceived by the Holy Ghost to produce Jesus, but it's really impressive to be a perpetual virgin and continue to give birth to multiple children.
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@MrReaganUSA
If Hitler defined himself as a benevolent leader, are we not allowed to call him an evil dictator?
It’s not hate speech to call a dude, a dude… it doesn’t matter how he defines himself. Dylan isn’t a woman and never will be!
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@JackPosobiec
Learn to "Code" Bryan... isn't that what y'all told the WV Coal Miners who lost their jobs
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@MrReaganUSA
@JoeBiden
There's no way it will be Biden OR Harris on the ticket... they're both DONE!
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@nypost
Either I’m doing showers wrong OR they’re doing sex wrong. Something isn’t adding up!
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@ElijahSchaffer
If I suggested that this dude doesn’t have a bonus hole, does that make me transphobic?
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Listen, it's not every day that you get a chance to be on
@KeithMalinak
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@AtTheMicShow
. This is a huge deal for
@lauerroadradio
, and I want to encourage EVERYONE on my
@X
feed to be in attendance and engage with the show LIVE on
@YouTube
. Keith is an awesome dude, and this is a
Friday at 2pm eastern, the fellas from
@lauerroadradio
are hanging out with me for
@AtTheMicShow
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Do it! Right now!!! 👇👇👇👇
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Y’all should follow this account:
@NormalWorldTV
here on Twitter!
And while you’re at it, I’d suggest following
@LandauDave
and
@QTRBlackGarrett
too!
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@theblaze
I would be willing to bet substantially more than one dollar that this sink is not directly tied into the city's water supply... I bet it's on a closed loop with fresh bottled water or mega-triple-filtered and distilled -- let me see them drink directly from the creek
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@theblaze
Over the past 30 years, the number of abortions in the United States has varied from year to year, but on average, there have been approximately 1 million abortions per year. How many of those abortions were executed with a gun?
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Drop a few bucks and support Dave by buying his special online.
@LandauDave
is an awesome dude and we need to be supporting guys like this, rather than throwing money at Hollywood & the hard left wing lunatics!!!!
My One Hour Special “A Prison 10” is now available to download or stream @
#Ahoy
#StandUpComedy
#beautifuldisaster
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Going LIVE with Keith in 10 minutes — watch on YouTube
Friday at 2pm eastern, the fellas from
@lauerroadradio
are hanging out with me for
@AtTheMicShow
's Weekend Headlines, Leftovers (and stuff)!!!
Subscribe & click the bell for notifications!
Do it! Right now!!! 👇👇👇👇
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Join us this Wednesday Night for the Premiere of Episode 151 - The Dave Landau Special
8pm Eastern / 7pm Central
🎙️ YouTube Link:
We couldn't contain our excitement when we finally landed the hilarious Dave Landau as a guest on our show, and guess
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@DineshDSouza
This is the strangest video ever! PP is holding a drink? Clock on table doesn't match video time stamp? Who opened the door? I have questions
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@CSLewisDaily
C.S. Lewis himself would disagree with this post. He puts it plainly in Mere Christianity. He says, “We are told that Christ was killed for us, that His death has washed out our sins, and that by dying He disabled death itself. That is the formula.
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@SteveDeaceShow
We express our solidarity with you in the face of this attack from the adversary. Recognizing this as a spiritual battle, we, as individuals of prayer, pledge to stand alongside you in combat.
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