this is how my gf touches me

singapore gp coming up so i had to pull up this masterpiece, i’d be scared SHITLESS if i was the toro rosso in front bro

i have never actually laughed at a piece of music before bro but i’m dying

Huw Edwards paid for 41 images of children, some between 7 and 9 years old, showing penetration. He is NOT expected to receive a custodial sentence. Three years for a tweet, though..

There's a greater possibility that he's just racist as hell but there is a funnier possibility that this guy heard something about geese disappearing because of migration and didn't realize that meant the birds were traveling

AHHH!!! Don’t look at our website with a website browser!! We’ll DIE ! Use our app!!!!!! click this!! [button that does not open the app, redirects to the app store]

WOOOOOW

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If your pillow was made in China and the American government slaps a tariff on Chinese-made pillows, the tariff is added to the cost of the pillow at the point of sale in Walmart. The country of origin doesn't pay the tariff. The pillow buyer does. That's how tariffs work.

Dear designer

> Wake up: It's dark > Commute to work: It's still dark > Lunch break: It's 3°C, windy and raining > Commute home: It's dark again Anyone who enjoys this is a masochist.

Dropping the perfected remixed version of my first tee tomorrow 🏁

https://t.co/hNHpOuiio5

back to work after the long weekend

Nadhim Zahawi the multi-millionaire who claimed £6,000 a year from the tax payer to pay for the electricity to run the stables at his £1 million second home, the highest energy claim in Parliament. He also voted against free school meals.

The best fucking community note

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Free fonts for your next project:

if i had a child i'd start calling it bro immediately