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i don't brush my teeth so my toothache keeps me mean

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@vegetalpuppet
Business Woman Themed Clown
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kids who talk too much be like my daddy sniff the table and yell woo after.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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RT @BladeeCity: That way
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i dont mean this in like a i'm so little and small and have adhd and social anxiety way i mean it in the backwoods hillbilly scared of institutions and buildings and cities way. i dont have social anxiety i have appalachian trailor park factor 1 psychopathy.
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@vegetalpuppet
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i have to go to a concert even though i don't know how to go to a concert. i have to google how to go to concerts. i'm incapable of almost anything taking place within human civilization.
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you'll get lost in the woods easily if you can't access the primitive mind which allows you to feel insanely intense feelings of weirdness from random positioning of like sticks branches etc that to the new language addicted human mind evoke nothing and so don't get put to memory.
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my content so sensitive it's crying.
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i'm rolling around because i'm warm.
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she fucking the inane man for inanities.
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small compact lovable object.
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got ipsy glambox and now i wanna become an older woman makeup youtuber with a powerful train wreck aura despite no appreciable train to be wrecked who gets 100 views on her videos and whose behavior subtley conveys having badly needed help her entire life that she never received.
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my blood is vibrating because i'm a phone.
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Business Woman Themed Clown
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i've once again gone to the grocery store and gotten imprisoned seemingly eternally in the engulfing morphic resonance field of the grocery store with not nothin but this hello kitty turlet tissue to anchor my slowly dissolving excuse for experiential awareness in reality
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bug've the day.
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the light reaches me even through the membrane of my sac.
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RT @vegetalpuppet: the sun shines a different color light for every day of the week which is how the concept of a week was intuited.
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RT @vegetalpuppet: resonant body of light exits physical body and manifests on hillside behind walmart for maximum experiential reconnaissa….
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RT @vegetalpuppet: when you can make something be exactly at the halfway point between the middle and the end of a spectrum you can fascina….
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mentally i am challenged beyond measure.
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RT @thejoeydavis: i’m not foolish i’m fool-like.
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