Joseph Alessio
@alessio_joseph
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ππ’π°π¦π€π« + ππ―π± ππ¦π―π’π π±π¦π¬π« β² design @uniswap β² prev. co-founder & art director @stuuudioco β² design @vectordao β² et al
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Detroit
Joined May 2012
canβt wait for fall so i can really start dressing.
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theyβre inventing celebrities youβve never heard of who are topping charts nobody pays attention to.
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lowkey has anyone seen joey chestnut and peter thiel in the same room
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americans creating a holiday: imagine a burger and explosives.
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massimo vignelli: you should only use two fonts, ever, in your entire life . me: i must put seven (7) fonts on this one pizza box for some reason
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what are the odds this entire thing is an elaborate cluely marketing stunt
PSA: thereβs a guy named Soham Parekh (in India) who works at 3-4 startups at the same time. Heβs been preying on YC companies and more. Beware. I fired this guy in his first week and told him to stop lying / scamming people. He hasnβt stopped a year later. No more excuses.
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@domesticetch i'm going to do a front-facing camera video talking about my opinion on this just to get super meta.
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@domesticetch from an excellent article here on how the design career path has become so public-facing:
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expecting a $1B breakup fee from all future failed relationships.
Fun Fact: . Figma has $1.54B of cash on hand currently but raised only $749M in primary capital in its history. It will go public with a negative (!) net burn over its lifetime of $791M, thanks to their efficiency and the $1B breakup fee received from Adobe.
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