Walking in the woods in Nova Scotia - A $28,000 dollar fine Deliberately setting 30 fires and only getting 200 hours of community service- Priceless

Here is what I will say: I will work with anyone to restore my country. I have been an expert on what is wrong with our CPI inflation gauge. I was an expert in immigration in the 1990s and early 2000s. I wrote one of the earliest (peer reviewed..ha) academic papers on the

Teach your children early what you learned late.

You impress people with your successes but you connect with people through sharing your struggles. If you want to build real connection it’s more valuable to be honest than perfect.

If water tasted like chocolate milk, I’d be the most hydrated person on the planet

Is it even worth picking up phone calls from anyone that isn’t a contact anymore?? EVERY SINGLE ONE Is a scam it seems like

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Pomegranate is fruit popcorn

If your opinions line up neatly with those of your friends and colleagues, they’re not your opinions.

The reason to win the game is so that you can be free of it.

If you walk on water, your haters will say it’s because you can’t swim

The ability to listen, without interrupting and intent to learn, is a superpower.

The ideal school would teach health, wealth, and happiness. It‘d be free, self-paced, and available to all. It‘d show opposing ideas and students would self-verify truth. No grades, no tests, no diplomas - just learning. Actually, you’re already here. Careful who you follow.

A happy person isn’t someone who’s happy all the time. It’s someone who effortlessly interprets events in such a way that they don’t lose their innate peace.

Take the red pill 🌹

OG Mythbusters was seriously one of the best shows

My diet keeps texting and asking why I ghosted it

Chocolate milk is a flavoured, drinkable hug

Everyone's hands after Covid-19: