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If the #NJDevils aren't winning, I'm just rooting for the funniest possible thing to happen
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They have donuts tonight at the Devils game. I’ve had one. Should I have …another donut?
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Shoutout to this flyers fan and only this flyers fan
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Props to the devils for figuring out every single possible loophole to the NHL’s stupid rules
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Luke Hughes rn:
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My friend is at a bar in Seattle where (among other Kraken players there) Brandon Tanev is currently behind the bar pouring beers for Washington fans watching the CFP
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9 MONTHS AGO TO THE DAY ARE YOU KIDDING 😭😭😭
Erik Haula will miss tonight’s
#NJDevils
game, he went home yesterday, his wife is expecting their second child.
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And I will be SAT for the Kim Mulkey downfall
Kim Mulkey with a lengthy statement regarding a forthcoming article that the
@washingtonpost
is working on.
#LSU
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ITS OUR TIME
Postgame tonight, NJ coach Lindy Ruff said Jonas Siegenthaler suffered a broken foot and will be out awhile
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Every devils fan on my timeline is talking about how yesterday was one of their most special moments of hockey fandom. These events are for the fanbases hosting them, not randos watching at home. Please fuck all the way off with takes like this
I think they need to put these outdoor games to rest, they've lost their lustre.
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The hawks literally tore down their franchise and intentionally tried to lose in the wake of covering up a sexual assault scandal involving their own player
And they get rewarded for it
I'm gonna throw up
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Rob Toffoli is so funny, he’s not like the other hockey dads who molded their kids into top prospects, he clearly didn’t mean for this to happen 😭
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Lindy to Daws in the locker room after every game
Nico Daws having to start in 7 consecutive games for the Devils
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Things we love to see: Fabian zetterlund showing up to a scrimmage hosted by the sharks for a local LGBTQ+ team ahead of their pride night (also shoutout to the sharks for another creative way to get players wearing pride jerseys)
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Jack Hughes is also on pace for 328 penalty minutes
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Did he lose the Stanley cup? Then it shouldn’t matter!
Igor Shesterkin storms off the ice after a loss to the Sabres 😬
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Just gonna leave this here. No particular reason!
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I am so confused what Jack Hughes, Clayton Keller, the Devils, and/or Coyotes have anything to do with the number 8
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Do you ever think about how the devils just waived this guy and lost him for nothing and then look at the current state of their goaltending and then think even more about that, because I do often
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A 4.8 magnitude earthquake hit west of Manhattan and has been felt throughout New York.
My team is assessing impacts and any damage that may have occurred, and we will update the public throughout the day.
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“But the attendance!” Nearly every game is sold out
“But it’s a small market!” We’re 6th in league revenue
“But it’s New Jersey!” We don’t like you either
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This is like the 4th time I’ve tweeted this I think
Bettman had no further update on the 2018 Canadian world junior team and the league’s investigation. Doesn’t sound like a league announcement on that is imminent yet.
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It's better set to some lovely music
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Without googling, name a famous historical battle
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Nobody stopped me
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He’s been untouchable since the day he was drafted but most of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
In my eyes Nemec is absolutely untouchable. Fitz should laugh at any mention of his name.
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I was gonna get mad about this caption and say "hey what the hell that's our thing" and then I realized it did work well in causing the rangers to blow a series last time around, so I'm actually all for it
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Players from Hockey Canada's 2018 World Junior team have appealed a ruling from an independent adjudicative panel that was launched to investigate and determine national team sanctions.
The ruling was made, but with appeal, Hockey Canada says details can't be shared now.
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When your "playoff contender" team gets whipped by an AHL roster
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I don’t think fans of other teams can ever fully understand the uniquely masochistic experience it was to watch Devils hockey during this era
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Lindy ruff has made plenty of head scratching decisions over the years, but i don’t think I’ve ever been truly *mad* at him up until right now. An embarrassing coaching decision followed by an even more embarrassing response to being (rightfully) questioned about it. Good lord
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Fitz has been a good GM overall but he’s really bungled the goalie situation and it’s gonna get him fired if he doesn’t do whatever it takes to fix it
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The Panthers sure showed up and pissed all over the ice tonight
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For as much shit as he gets for being bad at hockey, Brendan smith seems like a really great dude and I’m super happy he’s getting his moment
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If I was Ryan novozinsky I would simply tweet “who the fuck is Lindy ruff” and snap my phone in half
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If the name Nick Lappin means anything to you, you’re a true devils fan
What rough stretch as a fan have you endured that proves your loyalty to the team?
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If you had this jersey before, well, you know, this is the only way to salvage it I think
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@BrettKollmann
Get you a QB who is both a sexual predator AND is going to crush lots of other players' wages!!
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@OldTakesExposed
Elon: subscribe to Twitter blue
Everyone: no, loser
Elon: too bad I subscribed you anyway myself!
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The devils defense in 2028 when it can roll out TWO Hughes-Nemec pairings is gonna go crazy
Adam Nemec is making his Slovak top tier league debut at the age of 16Y/1M/20D tonight.
#2026NHLDraft
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When you’ve just bured Alex Holtz on the 4th line again
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In 6 games, jack Hughes already has 2/5 of lafreneire’s assist total during his entire 223 game career
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WE’RE STILL DOING THIS
London Police on report that 5 former 2018 WJC team members told to surrender on charges of sexual assault:
"We are unable to provide an update at this time. When there is further information to share regarding this investigation, we will be in contact with media outlets."
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Just checking in on this one
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This is how the Devils twitter timeline feels rn
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What does Kevin bahl do for this team aside from being tall? Serious question
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Great Luke interview rangers broadcast crew! Thanks for that
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SHE IS BEAUTY SHE IS GRACE
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Good morning, here’s what happened the last time the Devils played in Edmonton!
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@InsaneMoviez
Maybe they just realized it was gonna bomb and would bomb quieter if it they put it out now
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but losing Brendan smith is brutal right now
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“I love all the dads but Rino Hischier especially” lmfaooo real
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@Srirachachau
This training montage had me ready to run thru the screen of the theater when I first saw this movie
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The last request. Devils fans will be so happy with this, haha. Michael McLeod has been freaking awesome this season! If the Devils will play in playoffs with 100% healthy Jack Hughes, Nico Hischier & Michael McLeod as their first three centers, they're gonna be so good.
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I can’t explain it but this is Curtis Lazar to me
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@TheAthleticNHL
@jprutherford
"Putting a focus on the positive things they're doing" by choosing not to do the most visible thing they could do as a team to support pride, cool cool make it make sense
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Lindy Ruff at every devils practice
Jack is back! Everyone slides down.
No Timo Meier at
#NJDevils
practice today. No Nico Hischier.
Here’s your lines and pairings from practice:
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One thing about timo Meier is that this guy fucks.
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Henrique and Monahan are centers
Toffoli is a winger
There are a lot of wingers available and very few centers
GMs value centers more than wingers
Therefore, supply and demand means the price for centers is a lot higher, even if they're lesser players
Hope this helps!
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DAY 2739393 WITHOUT DEVILS STADIUM SERIES JERSEYS
The All-Star jerseys will be revealed tonight on the first intermission of HNIC's early games.
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Never leaving devils twitter
Just got home from an awesome evening of placing bets on
@FDSportsbook
with my good buddy Lindy Ruff. So much fun Lindy, so glad we could both hang out and place our bets together. It was super cool getting to see you place your wagers on NHL games from your phone!
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Whichever players are involved (devils or not), I hope they’re brought to justice as much as the law allows and that the victim gets at least some modicum of peace from that
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Been waiting for the “we’re so back” part of watching the devils and it’s just not happening is it
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Let’s not lose sight in all of this that we how have Travis Green, head coach of the devils 🤢
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Brendan Smith realizing he’s got his spot on the 4th line back
Chris Tierney just got either a puck or a stick right into the mouth. He's hurting and bleeding and being tended to by a trainer.
It got pretty quiet and then Brendan Smith shouted "That's it Tierns! You're a warrior!"
#NJDevils
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Ok!
also maybe look in the mirror when you ask why he didn’t sign in nj. there’s something to be said for which fan bases players want to or don’t want to play for and i doubt he’d want to play for fans that would actively root for him to suffer if he wasn’t what they wanted
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Me listening to Jack Hughes say very smart and insightful things about the Devils on 32 thoughts instead of just being silly and goofy
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FYI if vanecek is in this game the score is 5-2 kraken
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I for one really enjoyed my weeklong break from this bullshit
#NJDevils
workflow at practice...
Palat - Hischier - Bratt
Toffoli - Haula - Mercer
Meier - Lazar - Bastian
Tierney - Nosek - Holtz (Willman rotating in)
Bahl - Nemec
Hughes - Marino
Miller - DeSimone
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@chi_urbanist
Every time I go to the United Center I ask myself why this doesn't already exist
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How is the next devils game not until tomorrow, who made this schedule and when later in the year do we inevitably play 20 games in a month
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@BaSingSeUpdate
Disney really watched the avatar live action remake and said “you know what our strategy should be for the next 15 years? THAT”
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Brendan Smith at his hearing with DoPS
New Jersey’s Brendan Smith has been fined $2,864.58, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for a dangerous trip on Seattle’s Devin Shore.
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Did you feel that just now?
That brief moment of unease? The tremble in the earth, the break in the wind?
The Hughes brothers all smiled at once.
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