Chicago Urbanist
@chi_urbanist
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Joined October 2020
Chicago Police Department leaders said they will not punish any officers whose names appeared on the leaked membership list of the Oath Keepers.
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Entire lifetimes have occurred since this tweet.
Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.
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Somehow I knew….
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Dorm parties 😈
What are Wolverines most looking forward to as they move in this week? Incoming students share their excitement for living in @AnnArbor and being a part of the U-M community: .@MLive @AnnArborNews.
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What it feels like to ride a bike in an American city
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How it feels to be a man that that has never participated in sports betting
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Every Chicago cop is about to throw away their “Let’s go Brandon!” signs.
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Boystown’s hottest club is the 7-Eleven at Roscoe/Halsted
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everyone has that one ominous tower in the distance they look at and feel bound to serve.
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gay person: i’m gay. straight person: i’m straight. bisexual person: i’m bisexual. person who lives in naperville: I live in chicago.
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Public transit enthusiasts are either queer, neurodivergent, Jewish, or some combination of those three.
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Well yes
romanticizing chicago (riding the brown line).
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We need a tunnel between Chicago and Michigan so I don’t have to pass through Indiana ever.
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Columbia College students on their way to the South Loop Target
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What have I done.
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Imagine explaining this tweet to someone who hasn’t been online since yesterday.
Well, would you look at that. Congratulations to Chicago's own Pope Leo XIV
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Thank you Illinois for making me so proud to live here and work for you! #Pride2023 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 (Jordan’s got soaked 🌧️🌧️)
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I’m at the Aldi. I’m at the Trader Joe’s. I’m at the combination Aldi-Trader Joe’s.
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Should’ve been a Culver’s.
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Looking at a Chicago couple: “So who’s from the suburbs and who’s from Michigan?”.
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Will humanity ever produce something like this again?
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“we need more complex female characters” .y’all couldn’t even handle her.
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Americans claim to love unrestricted capitalism until they need to pay the market price for gas.
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It's funny that Chicago has a Soviet district.
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They’re looking for that gay who wore only a jock strap in the McDonald’s.
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Transferring from the Red Line to the Brown Line at Belmont
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gay person: i’m gay. straight person: i’m straight. bisexual person: i’m bisexual. person who lives in schaumburg: i live in chicago.
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Chicago is the birthplace of:.-The skyscraper.-The ferris wheel.-The parking garage.-The pope.
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BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE RULES CHICAGO PARKING METER DEAL UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
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Wild
I was not expecting such strange, muted colors. Very surreal even at just 94% coverage. Neat.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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Lakeview-Wicker Park.
🚅What’s your dream U.S. passenger train route?.
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People can’t seem to grasp that Winnetka is literally the richest Chicago suburb.
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The one with all the freshwater lol.
Which “emerging megaregion” do y’all think has the most future potential?
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Lakeshore East had a par-3 nine-hole golf course from 1994 to 2001
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Those stands don’t look very full.
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"I personally do not want to see the city of Chicago become the standard for how we conduct public safety because they have abandoned their police officers, abandoned their residents and created a war zone full of criminals," said Mayor Keith Pekau
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The A in LGBTQIA stands for Andersonville.
Are you ever looking for a certain census dataset then get completely distracted by something unrelated but interesting?. Anyway, here's a map of same-sex partners by census tract in Chicago.
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New condo buildings these days are soulless and ugly. I bet the HOA fees here are absurd.
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Chicagoans waiting for an L train in the winter be like
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If you're ever cooking food and completely fuck it up just call it Chicago-style and serve it anyway.
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Imagine being high as a kite while waiting for the L and then the holiday train shows up.
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