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a sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that’s been in many sharpener is a small pencil

Blue sky is becoming less boring and I am slowly getting away from that weird guys app 🙌🏼

I fucking hate my job

“Eating so my camera is off!” “Not feeling well so my camera is off!” No one gives a fuck.

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

i’ll raise you a transvaginal ultrasound

I really hate the whole Facebook thing where everyone writes happy birthday on your wall. I’ve forgotten I’m even friends with some of the people who write on my wall, why do you care it’s my birthday lol

I know my job hates me bc I’m super good at anything I’m asked to do, but I will also loudly call them out every time they mistreat me. Which is often. (I hate them back 💜)

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

I need a slur for those tesla robots bc I plan being full-on racist towards them

Just a reminder before Milton hits

sorry so u want me to vote for Republicans when they can’t even control the weather?? uhh pass, pretty pathetic actually

Can we please do more for climate change now?

I'm sprung

I would honestly ride this high for the remainder of the day

i feel like i’m losing my fucking mind. appalachia is under water and cops are stopping people from getting food and diapers. lebanon and palestine are being massacred with US weapons and i’m supposed to just not give a fuck about any of that and cheer on kamala fucking harris?

When it’s the last five minutes of class and someone wants to keep hearing themselves talk by interjecting unnecessarily 🙄

"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS

"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.