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she/her. 31. just a silly little guy.

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@kitshrek
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hollywood: there are only three fat actresses: melissa mccarthy, rebel wilson and scarlett johansson in a fatsuit
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It’s reported that Melissa McCarthy is in talks to play #Ursula , in the upcoming live-action #LittleMermaid .
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@kitshrek
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i just remembered that this video exists
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@kitshrek
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people be like the movie villain the actual villain
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@kitshrek
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@zedonarrival damn, how long has he been 23??
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@kitshrek
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glass onion spoilers without context
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@kitshrek
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excuse you, he's the one and only trouty mouth
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Who is Chord Overstreet, Emma Watson’s rumored new boyfriend?
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@kitshrek
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@INDIEWASHERE have they tried shooting the virus
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@kitshrek
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adult men befriending teenage girls like ok groomer
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@kitshrek
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BREAKING: The entire cast of Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again will be joining Spider-Man 3
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@kitshrek
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This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class.
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@kitshrek
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Autoportrait (Tamara in a Green Bugatti) by Tamara de Lempicka
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@SaraQDavid
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emailing art history experts what’s the cuntiest painting
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@kitshrek
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@alisonluffs - tina faked her stutter?? - sue married herself - puck dates shelby, who just adopted his baby - unique catfishes ryder - honestly the entire rocky horror episode - didn't one of the teachers sell drugs???
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@kitshrek
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her: you better not be a cunty chicken when i get home me:
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@kitshrek
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do rich people deserve rights
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How a long-standing rivalry between two French billionaires helped raise more than $300 million to rebuild Notre-Dame in under 24 hours
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@kitshrek
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i finished a digital painting for the first time in months and i know it's not perfect but i love it and i'm proud of it💫
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@kitshrek
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der feminismus wie er meinen körper verlässt wenn ich #gntm gucke
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@kitshrek
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me coming up with a new, hilarious tweet that i know will get -2 likes
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caption this
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@kitshrek
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my future my screen 🤝 bright
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people on twitter night mode will always ask "why are you on light mode" but people on light mode never ask "why are you on dark mode". we just vibing out scrolling with our stronger superior eyes.
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@kitshrek
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"for that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment."
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@kitshrek
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@alisonluffs blaine dating...karofsky??
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@kitshrek
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@kitshrek
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chris and kerry are childhood friends, kerry moved to the city years ago to pursue a career as a lawyer and returns to her hometown to reconnect with old friends. she meets chris who now is the owner of a little bakery. she falls in love with chris' sister (played by jenny slate)
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If Chris Evans and Kerry Washington were in a movie, what would it be about?
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@kitshrek
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@INDIEWASHERE they could've just put daniel radcliffe in a wig
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@kitshrek
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@INDIEWASHERE hazel: noah centaur as gus:
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@kitshrek
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@alisonluffs oh and these are just sad: didn't becky bring a gun to school once? oh and ryder tells the others about being molested as a child and the other boys make fun of him and say he should be glad that an older woman was interested in him and it was never mentioned again
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@kitshrek
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@MaraWilson especially when the reason they're not considered "conventionally" attractive is racism or antisemitism
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@kitshrek
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me: i can totally make difficult decisions me 3 minutes into #bandersnatch :
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@kitshrek
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me: i'm 26 but i think this 21-year-old celebrity is cute, is that creepy?? 40-year-old man: this is my girlfriend, she just turned 18 and i've known her since she was 6
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@kitshrek
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@INDIEWASHERE literally who this was about tbh
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adult men befriending teenage girls like ok groomer
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@kitshrek
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is your child texting? lol: an acronym tbh: another acronym btw: probably another acronym tbt: that one's definitely an acronym smh: i’m not sure but it could be an acronym lmao: there's a 75% chance that this is an acronym idk: ask your child if this is an acronym
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@kitshrek
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@jaboukie idk i'm just crying a lot
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@kitshrek
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p.s. don't use "fat" to describe others if you're not plus size yourself, not even in a positive or neutral way♡
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@kitshrek
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ICONIC
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@kitshrek
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hello i painted my first egg in like 15 years and it's a little ugly but i love it
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@kitshrek
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i think it's time to remind everyone of robert sheehan's outfit at the premiere of the mortal instruments in madrid
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@kitshrek
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i really wanted to finish this painting before the tonys and i'm so so glad i did!! ♡♡♡
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@kitshrek
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me: hi friend: sorry you need to wait 3 hours or pay 40 gems to talk to me #HogwartsMystery
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@kitshrek
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#gntm tamara: ich laufe auf der mailänder fashion week lijana:
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something happened in 2004 that changed us forever
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@gerbertie @jaboukie that's so sad :(
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@kitshrek
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and even if you are, don't just call people fat (while talking to them, replying to a tweet etc.), even in the form of a compliment, not everyone thinks it's empowering and it can be very upsetting!!
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@kitshrek
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@Lin_Manuel I didn't see the " after DADDY! and thought your son said the rest too
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@kitshrek
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how much is this worth now
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@kitshrek
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@MichaelaOkla who wasn't 😭
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@kitshrek
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anyway dan wasn't gossip girl, dair should have been endgame and chuck should be in prison
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@kitshrek
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martina und lou-anne rufen sich gegenseitig an #gntm
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@kitshrek
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when your mum comes in to check if you cleaned your room but you hid all your stuff under a blanket and hope she won't notice
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caption this pls
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@kitshrek
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@INDIEWASHERE someone holds the door open for me and i think about them for DAYS
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@kitshrek
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as a teenager you probably think it's cool when an older man befriends you, especially when he's famous, but it's super creepy and not okay.
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@kitshrek
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@kitshrek
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i think it's time to remind everyone of robert sheehan's outfit at the premiere of the mortal instruments in madrid
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@kitshrek
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this story about alice ripley was on my tiktok fyp. tw for grooming
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@kitshrek
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@paulfeig this firefox extension helps a little
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@kitshrek
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@LRC_AFC i wish i could forget about jared leto
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@kitshrek
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as a spongebob squarepants: the broadway musical fan,
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@kitshrek
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young keanu tho
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@kitshrek
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what do you mean after saltburn??
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Barry Keoghan in GQ about people "suddenly" finding him sexy after Saltburn: “It’s nice not just being looked at as the weird-looking guy, the unique feckin’ freaky little freak man-child... It’s nice to see people kind of look at you in that way. I’ll be honest. It is nice."
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@kitshrek
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i know a lot of people don't mind being called fat or they even prefer it but it really just depends on the person
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@kitshrek
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It's called "Friends" and it was very popular in the 90s and early 2000s
@realDonaldTrump
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How is ABC Television allowed to have a show entitled "Blackish"? Can you imagine the furor of a show, "Whiteish"! Racism at highest level?
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@kitshrek
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they look adorable and i can't wait to see this film! people need to shut up and let children/teenagers enjoy the content that was made for them!
@GeeksOfColor
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Check out this official first look at Sadie Stanley and Sean Giambrone as Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable in Disney Channel’s live-action ‘Kim Possible’! Set to premiere in 2019.
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@kitshrek
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@brokeymcpoverty not sure it counts as mansplaining but why "women have no reason to be scared when they walk home alone at night"
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@kitshrek
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hello i painted a tiny fox on a tiny canvas
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@kitshrek
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@alisonluffs i'm not sure if this actually happened but josh groban plays himself and hits on mr schue's mother because he's into cougars?
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@kitshrek
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I think about this almost daily
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oh yeah, blaine gets drunk and tries to pressure kurt into sleeping with him. he basically assaults him because kurt says "no" several times and he continues to grope him, and somehow that's not the reason they break up
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@jaboukie calling white women k*ren is misogyblanc
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idk sorry for all these tweets but like just be respectful please
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@kitshrek
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and nobody in all of oz no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring meee doooown bring me doooooooooown
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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@kitshrek
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he's excited about the new nintendo switch lite
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@brokeymcpoverty he told me that "just because something CAN happen doesn't mean something WILL happen" and that men are in more danger
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@kitshrek
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@INDIEWASHERE "honey, have you seen my loofah" "uhhhh"
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@kitshrek
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would you donate some of your money to women who became victims of abuse thanks to your books? #AskELJames
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@kitshrek
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excuse you, we're at hogwarts and all we get are sandwiches?? #HogwartsMystery
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@kitshrek
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I don't want to promote anything and I know this tweet hasn't gone viral or anything but: More than 11 black trans women have been killed this year. Please let me know if there any articles you'd like me to share or if there's anything else I should add, including GoFundMes.
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@kitshrek
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ich sonst: women gotta stick together uwu 😊🌸🌈 ich während #gntm :
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@kitshrek
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cannot stop thinking about these photos of elliot page in esquire magazine
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@kitshrek
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when i say i want a goth gf this is what i mean
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@kitshrek
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@MaraWilson and so are most people who suggest that homophobes are secretly gay tbh
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@kitshrek
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please don't forget that actors aren't the only people working in the theatre industry who lost their jobs :)
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@kitshrek
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how dare they make affordable products instead of charging $20 for a fucking sponge
@beautyblender
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“can I copy your homework?” “yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious you copied” “ok”
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@kitshrek
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The early 2000s were a dark time for fashion
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@kitshrek
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jk rowling: here are some storylines that are clearly metaphors for racism and homophobia readers: okay but how about some actual representation and diversity jk rowling:
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@kitshrek
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@jaboukie 11yo me listening to catchy songs with really misogynistic lyrics
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@kitshrek
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@MaraWilson i was hoping to find some kindred spirits but instead i got to quietly shame people, which is always nice
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@kitshrek
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dave jones retweeting horny halsin art is why i can no longer check twitter in the middle of my lecture
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@kitshrek
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cody simpson will replace zach in anastasia, idris elba might be in the cats movie, connor murphy is hot now and that's what you missed on glee
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@kitshrek
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he's going to make his broadway debut in waitress. pomatter says "fuck" and criticises jenna's pies for 2 hours.
@GordonRamsay
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Something's coming...
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@kitshrek
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@MaraWilson it's always fun when "allies" say stuff like that like we get it, gay = bad
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what's up sad benches
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@kitshrek
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idk how to make the speech bubble
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@GayAndEvil
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I AM SICK TO BASTARD DEATH OF THAT LITTLE GREEN CUNT
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@kitshrek
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"hey i'm 15, i live in ny, my parents pay for my theatre tickets and i don't think other people should enjoy things"
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@markhoppus Part of me still hopes that none of this is real and that we all just died in 2012
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@kitshrek
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finished another digital painting and i'm kinda proud of it 🌕💕 #shadowhunters
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