My mum once went to a Psychic and the Psychic was like "im sensing that you have two sons and a daughter" and my mum was like "well, I've got three sons but one of thems gay" and the psychic said "close enough" 😭😭😭😭
The original meaning of the f-word in Fairytale of New York doesn't matter because when a horde of drunk straight people scream it at the top of their lungs (often the only line of the song they sing too) they arent thinking of some sticks, they're just excited to scream a slur.
gagged, a gay couple playing pool in work and one of them goes "you're such a cheater" and he replied "we'll not get into which one of us is a cheater will we?"
spilling ur relationship tea in public like that omfg
the way people change their names on grindr is so funny because 3am on a Saturday night someone's called "FistFuck🅱️🅱️AnalPig" and then come monday morning they're back to being called "Gregory" and we're all meant to act like we didn't see anything
Honestly i wouldn't give a shit if you say the slur if you sang along to the whole song, its the just chipping in to yell that one line and then going mute again lmfao its so transparent
@jaboukie
Ironically a lot of the outrage and cries for justice whenever a white person is murdered by police brutality comes from the black community while white people remain silent lmao
gays will be like "its so hard to get more gay friends it feels like everybody just wants sex 😔😨" and will then only try to be friends with people they want to fuck like the call is coming from inside the house
@FuckinFounded
@NetflixIsAJoke
The series is a satire on the genre of movie about white women on medication witnessing a murder across the street and they all have names like The Girl in the Window - the title is literally a joke 😭
@Spideraxe30
champions running about with 7000 hp, 300 ad and 400 armor and nobody bats an eye but god forbid gragas can bounce u about a bit can't have anything in this god damn house i stg
Never let anybody tell you Karma isn't real because I'm moving out and my mum just gave me the litre bottle of vodka that I stole and refilled with water when I was 16 as a leaving gift 😂😭
Why is buying toilet roll so embarrassing i constantly feel like the cashier and all the other customers are gonna start chanting "little shitty boy needs his little shitty paper huh??" or something
Remembering the time I told a boy I was vegetarian and he was like 'ur missing out 🤤' and sent a picture of boiled chicken, plain mash potatoes and dry peas without a hint of irony, sarcasm, seasoning or gravy
dating a boy who's into witchcraft is wild he just gave me a little burlap sack tied with string and told me to put it under my pillow so that we can go on dates together in our dreams?? unhinged but so cute
dating a boy who's into witchcraft is wild he just gave me a little burlap sack tied with string and told me to put it under my pillow so that we can go on dates together in our dreams?? unhinged but so cute
The most embarrassing thing about this catfish account drama is that all it took was a moderately attractive masc looking person to be like "more followers pls 🥺👉👈" and you eejits gave them over 1000 in a single day like have a little self respect
@Spideraxe30
What makes people lose interest is after 2 days people start playing the most Meta, unfun shit possible to where any "For Fun" comp cannot win because people have got the game mode down to a mathematic formula.