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Writer. Sporadically attractive. Samoan/Kiwi. She/Her. TPWK ❤️✨☺️ R18

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@DOMtheB0MB @youngandjoven @Madis0nG Even just walking up to the door and knocking has been replaced with a text saying “here”.
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Trisha Paytas is fucking insane.
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@Lin_Manuel @jimmyfallon @theroots YOOOOOO this album was worth staying up for
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@heelyfanaccount jake (my son jake)
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I was offered sex by a 28 year old man for exchange of advertising some sort of new bathroom cleaner on here. Obviously i declined because of my strong willpower and morals which is just as strong as ajox, the super strong lemon scented bathroom cleaner
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cryptocurrency is out, these are in
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yeah this makes sense
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@lovedoveclarke The first half of this tweet reminded me of when I went on a date with a guy who said “6’0 but my height is unpredictable” and he was 5’7 when we met 💀 and the second half of this tweet caught me completely off guard what the actual fuck
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sorry i’m late, just got back from buying a bunch of dildos to throw at Jordan Peterson’s face when he arrives in New Zealand
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@MichaelaOkla no more hand on the small of girls’ backs
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@whotfisjovana me to my gynecologist
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@SimuLiu Oh man, she really said no nut november
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Gonna stand at the borders of Auckland and fight everyone who tries to go on a lockdown vacation
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@MichaelaOkla CAUGHT IN 4K KISSING OVER A BROWNIE LASAGNA AT OLIVE GARDEN
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good time to bring this back
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@MichaelaOkla i use it so my history folder doesn’t snitch on me in the future
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Today marks the day that my eldest brother took his own life and I feel great heartache on this day. Eleven years and not a day goes by that I don’t think about him. I’m loving and missing him extra hard today.
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Christopher Bishop is a conniving evil bitch ghoul who endorses a genocide and has fallen victim to propaganda and the ongoing tall fake tales from Israel. 8000 Palestinians have died at Israel’s hand and I am ashamed that Aotearoa leaders are not doing more to help stop it.
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@lancearmstrong @apexoptimizers Here, I made it better for you.
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@RahulKohli13 “Have zero respect for you all anyway”
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lockdown blues but loooks are thriving ✨
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With Bitcoin going down, may I introduce you all to this currency:
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@RahulKohli13 Daddy? Sorry… daddy? Sorry… daddy? Sorry… daddy? Sorry… daddy?
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Good morning 🥰
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Selena Gomez has one of the biggest followings on Instagram. For her to make this genocide about herself and not bring awareness to the oppression of Palestine AND then posting about the privilege of looking away says all we need to know about which side she is choosing.
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when i have a victim complex and my opponent is selena gomez
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@AliceRHamilton so happy this is the only time i’ve seen keanu NOT happy in a photo with someone
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Twitter hasn’t been fun since Rahul Kohli deleted Twitter
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remember when the make up artists for Euphoria said they struggle to make Rue look the way she does in the show because Zendaya is so beautiful
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I hope Aotearoa welcomes in Palestinian refugees because why should we as a country be unwelcoming towards people who are losing their home by the fucking second.
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I hope New Zealand doesn’t take any Palestinian refugees. They need to be sent to the neighbouring Muslim nations, not shipped around the world. Why don’t Jordan or Egypt take them? That’s the question that I’ve been asking this whole time
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@MichaelaOkla don’t let deuxmoi see this
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@MichaelaOkla taking down notes for when i get an ostrich egg
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@kimmmyparsons
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BLOOMING DESIRES
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anyway………
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Hi, I’m embarrassed but things have kinda gone to shit so I can’t afford a couple of things right now Rent - $480 Overdue phone Bill - $228 If you’re able to help, I’d be greatly appreciative 💛 My paypal is - kimmydsmith17 @gmail .com My account No - 03-0207-0005394-000
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*cough* colleen hoover *cough*
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This website is free
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good evening ❤️‍🔥
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hi :3
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Good morning, I had to crop my nipples out of this pic 🥰
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@aubviouslynot the other day I was thinking how weird it was whenever we got worried about you going off the grid and he would say that you died and at the time some of us just laughed but now looking back…. Pretty fucking weird
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Twitter should introduce a tomato button so it feels like we’re throwing tomatoes at tweets
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@RahulKohli13 Rahul, every time you post a selfie I’m one step closer to being horny on main.
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This is my best friend’s father after 1 dose of Pfizer on 9/22/2021. He was a healthy 39 year old Nuclear Safety Inspector Former Technical Supervisor. Almost two years later my best friend constantly hears “wooop wooop wooop” in late hours of the night
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Yesterday was ten years since I lost my dad. I miss him so. Here’s his passport photo that makes me laugh every time I see it. And here’s me, the person he raised with his quiet spirit and dry jokes and absolute love. 💙
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not to be dramatic, but i have great legs
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People into NFTs are bad at sex
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Stranger Things Season Two foreshadowed “pondering my orb” and I will not be taking any questions
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cheeky throwback ❤️
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✨ me and karma vibe like that ✨
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Is me 🥰
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I’m sharing this again as it is the day my eldest brother took his own life 12 years ago. It includes a few resources for people who may be struggling. I miss and love him so incredibly much. I love my life, but I know I’d love it more if he was still around.
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Today marks the day that my eldest brother took his own life and I feel great heartache on this day. Eleven years and not a day goes by that I don’t think about him. I’m loving and missing him extra hard today.
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Only straight white men make these jokes
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For people saying my jokes are unacceptable for a “straight white male” to make: Im 75% Irish, and 25% whore on my father’s side.
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Feeling cute, won’t delete because too busy playing Terraria
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Oh lord. This tweet calling me ‘too chubby’ literally made me faint in the frozen foods aisle 😭 I’m trying to pick myself up. I’m sobbing and crying and throwing up everywhere 😭 I’ve absolutely lost it over a stranger calling me something I’m not, oh god 😭 what will I ever do?
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throwback :3
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🖤❤️‍🔥
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hi
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The more I think about it, the more right she is
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Jeffrey Dahmer victim’s mother, Shirley Hughes, suggests that Evan Peters’ #GoldenGlobes  win is dangerous: "There's a lot of sick people around the world. People winning acting roles from playing killers keeps the obsession going and this makes sick people thrive on the fame."
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@RahulKohli13 Sleeping in socks is not something people should overreact to.
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is meeeeeee 🥰
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Work has been halted for a week and I have less than $100 in my account with rent due next week. If anyone can spare even just a little bit my way, I would greatly appreciate it and I’ll DM my PayPal to you.
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@maximilian_ the “hashtag wow” wouldve been the cherry on top hahahahhahaha
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Good morning pizza
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@i_zzzzzz I’m the 3rd friend that cancelled on brunch
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good morning 🥰
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I don’t think I’ll tweet about it tomorrow. It might be too difficult this year, but tomorrow will be 13 years since my eldest brother took his life. I still miss him tremendously and love him more than I could possibly love anyone. He was 21.
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me when someone brings up bagels in conversation
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@yogioabs I’ve had a lot of men... a LOT of men inside me and other men still want to be with me, soooooooooooo
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calling me “mid” is craaaaaazy
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@kimmmyparsons Definitely totally normal to post nudes to twitter when you're mid
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hi :)
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Good morning friends 🥰
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Wear ya masks
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Dank memes thread
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good evening folks ❤️
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@RahulKohli13 This motivated me to put my phone down and get out of bed, thank you
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I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.
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@i_zzzzzz Okay great
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i left the house :D
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@codyko elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator elevator
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Men on Twitter? Gross. Women on Twitter? Beautiful, incredible, gorgeous, stunning, keep doing what you do
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SUMMER IS COMING AAAAA
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what a way to end the year
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Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
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i hope everyone knows this is a copypastafrom tumblr
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I am fully vaccinated baby 😎💉
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tb :3
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@carterhambley You created the man who created Frankenstein’s monster??
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good evening
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Today is my birthday 🥺💕
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all i want in life is to be a hotdog queen
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New thread of word count per day. Because I want to write more this year and eventually finish this book I started three years ago. 01/01/2023 - 904 words.
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Twitch, why are you completely silent about #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth this year? We’re 8 days in and indigenous people deserve to have a space on the front page as much as the other current guilds. Your business is literally headquartered on native land.
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Who are some of your favorite Native American streamers? Give them a shout below👇 #NativeAmericanHeritageDay
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hi hi
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