Tommy Mason
@_TommyMason
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Product Designer. Don’t take my tweets seriously.
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A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂
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"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."
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Like this photo if you know what's inside. If you don't leave a comment with your guess.
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Freelancers pretending to be a full time employee for the agency in meetings
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The tweet I assume he was pissed about
When the recruiter says they’ve got a Senior role at £30k
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My toxic trait is putting QR codes on random restaurant tables so people think it’s to order, but it’s actually to my portfolio
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As a designer, I don't start with 'Why?' but with 'What?'. Usually followed closely with 'the fuck?'
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When the recruiter says they’ve got a Senior role at £30k
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These ‘Fockups’ templates show what your designs will really look like in the wild 😂😂😂😂😂
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When the client says
“I like option 1 but also elements of option 2..”
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If you take anything away from Google’s keynote.
It’s to keep your slides empty, and your presenter notes full.
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I don’t know who designed this. But I do know it was their last day at the agency.
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Blows my mind that people hire ‘creatives’ then stick them in a lifeless office, make them work 9-5, invite them to Microsoft Teams calls throughout the day, remind them to move their Jira tickets along a Kanban board, and not to forget their timesheets.
Creatives. 😂
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Whilst ya’ll here feel free to check out my freelance work 🙌 share it with your studio managers and I might bring my dad with me 👊
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An example why your personas should be problem based, not about demographics 😂🤣🤣😂❤️
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Whoever has been designing the Lionesses game day posts. Take a fucking bow 🔥
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Developer: How’s this work?
Designers who don’t prototype:
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I genuinely can’t believe they’ve replaced Milton Glasers iconic logo with that
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Heaven is under new management. By order of the Peaky Blinders. 😢
#RIPHelenMcCrory
#HelenMcCrory
#PeakyBlinders
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Love this. Dutch bike startup Van Moof redesigned their packaging to make it appear like there’s a TV was inside, so couriers would stop damaging the bikes.
Since the design, their damage delivery rate has dropped by 80% 🧠
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Client:
I want it 700pt font size
Designer:
You can’t because the size of —
Client:
I WANT IT 700pt FONT SIZE!
Designer:
Fine
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Is it not ok that I want stay being a designer? Not a ‘Head of Design’ or ‘Creative Director.’
I prefer being on the shop floor moving the pixels thank you.
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Some won’t get this but.
You know when you release a clipping path?
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No names. But I know a illustrator who posts his work on iStock and then downloads them using his employers subscription. 😂😂😂
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Design tip.
Black background ✅
Purple buttons ✅
White text ✅
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Remember when everyone’s CV was like
Photoshop
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InDesign
🟢🟢🟢⚪️⚪️
Illustrator
🟢🟢🟢⚪️⚪️
😂😂😂😂
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Probably the best UX research advice I’ve seen on Twitter
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Throwback Thursday to when I had an argument about a garden
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There are always two versions of every design.
1. There's the final version
2. And the version in your portfolio, before the client, fucked it up
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“So we've got a new designer called “John” starting Monday!”
Me: No way that's so cool!
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Every designer trying to get out of the illustrator perspective grid 😂😂
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You've got to ask yourself what was happening before they designed this label
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I posted screenshots of me calling a recruiter a wetwipe 🤣
YOU THERE!! YES YOU!!
HOW DID YOU BUILD YOUR TWITTER FOLLOWERS???
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Me leaving an agency with their mock-ups after freelancing there
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The effect. The perspective. Fuck me this guy is hammering his Envato subscription 😂😂😂😂😂
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Growing up is realising your whole career was driven by doing this as a 12 year old
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@DeanRed123
so accurate - I'm also tech support and IT maintenance officer, for some reason...
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Show me an up to date portfolio, and I’ll show you a designer who’s not happy in their current position.
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Not promoting anything but if anybody would like to donate any change to my epilepsy action fundraiser over on insta that’ll be amazing
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A client said to me today:
"It feels like we spent a lot of time to design something very simple?"
Me: Exactly.
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When another designer comes in late to a project and suggests a random idea
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"The Project Manager is going to present your designs, not you."
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Nah just opened up a project file and one of the other Designers is taking the absolute piss in the colour styles
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Do I want it?
Yes
Would I have any idea how to use it?
Absolutely fucking not
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Twitter UX team like
✅ hide the nav bar
✅ hide the header controls
✅ Make logo look like close icon
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I met a designer earlier. He wasn't on Dribbble. Didn't have any side projects. And had a portfolio he was happy with.
He just went to work happy, and designed? Fucking psychopath.
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