Killian Sundermann
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To add to the insanity of our times I'm ridiculously delighted to announce that the Some C**TS Guide to the Countryside series is going to be a book! Published by none other than
@FaberBooks
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A German trying to make an Irish person choose
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34 year olds in the vaccine queue with 18year olds
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Part of being irish is saying 'I know' when you don't actually know
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Romantic comedy where I try seduce a pfizer employee into marrying me to get their family allocated vaccines but I end up falling in love for real along the way
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Irish and americans answering their phones in public
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Times I've had Covid: 0
Times I've thought I've had Covid: 7,851
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The main reason Dads exist is so that they can warn people about there being black ice on the road so be careful
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Press conference after getting caught off guard trying to open a surprisingly heavy door in front of a group of people
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Government trying to tell people that this by no way means the pandemic is over
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What's the story with refunds on lotto tickets if they don't win?
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lockdown is really tough but recently some strangers on instagram have been reaching out, adding me to group chats with 13 people I don't know, sharing links, creating connections, building new relationships. This is a thing called community and it's more important now than ever
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i always write "sent from my iphone 12" at the end of my emails so that people think I have an iphone 12
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The whole dab trend of 2015 was orchestrated by big pharma to teach us how to sneeze into our elbows
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Michéal Martin is the substitute teacher of Taoiseachs.
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Elon Musk's team try to tell him he's not funny
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My morning Ireland sketch was on morning Ireland we have come full circle folks
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Press Conference after texting my friend "on my way"
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air fryer on its way to take up your entire kitchen counter
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It's literally not a big deal at all please don't tell anyone but I made these sourdough loafs
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Both Marvel AND Dr Oetker are suing my friend over this t-shirt he made
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Your mum bumped into someone on the street three hours ago
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Strong urge to climb on the roof and shout "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?" at the sky
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For those unfamiliar with outrage marketing: It's simple, it's smart and it works. Think of the boy who cried wolf. He managed to get the ENTIRE village out to his field. Everyone was talking about it. Haven't read the rest of the story but that result speaks for itself.
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The hackers uploaded my dad's colonoscopy to YouTube and it's gone viral I don't know how to tell him
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Regurgitating what I heard on a podcast as if their my own original thoughts
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you don't get to decide if your reminder is friendly
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