Peter McGann
@peterjmcgann
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A man has a bleak epiphany sending a voicenote to a radio show
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Conor is famously a Beacon of hope when it comes to protecting Irish women ❤️🇮🇪.
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An update from your sound boss while you’re on holiday
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Lad who’s only ever seen the phrase “ooh la la!” written down
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An all time Bill Simmons moment a few seconds into the Manchester By The Sea Rewatchables: “this isn’t a rewatchable in the same way say Anchorman is”.
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Guys is it just me or is he giving major Cork energy?!😂 am I the only one to think he is serving Cork right now?! This is low key the most Cork video ever😂😂😂😂 he looks like he’s down from the afters of a wedding the next day after his debs and he’s looking for the fry and he.
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Man, I couldn’t do what you do do, man. I couldn’t do what you do. Fair play, man
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DM me for my 30 day free trial to learn how to bet on stocks and currencies 💷👌. Illustrations: @mmrogercomics . #forex #forextrading #forexlifestyle
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Not to be all “overheard in Dublin” but in Lloyds on Amiens St having a swifty and some auld lad said he was riding the others wife and the other lad said “she said you’ve a little willy” and he returns with “why does she keep asking me back then?” “To look at your little willy”.
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Cunt. Brent is a dot in the distance from this shit.
Comedian Ricky Gervais’ new Netflix special which dropped on Christmas Day features an amusing joke about how the vast majority of illegal boat migrants arriving in England are young men.
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Keeping a low profile while the Ghislaine trial was ongoing but cocky as you like now.
I'm back in the big smoke spuds!. @VikingSplash @JOEdotie . #mrtaytosbucketlist #dublin #vikingsplash #stephensgreen
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Failed Irish filmmaker with Cillian Murphy’s mobile number
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If one of my brothers gently rested his chin on my shoulder I would beat him until my fists were bloodied stumps.
If you smirk the whole way through your "apology", is it really an apology? 🙄. @drg1985 gives a good explanation below of why recent claims about mushrooms are scientifically incorrect, and have the potential to do real harm.
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I prefer writing to acting because you can't act for 8 hours by yourself in a pub. Unless it's acting the maggot! hahaha. Hope you're well.
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A message of support from the people of Ireland on the passing of #QueenElizabeth 🇬🇧🌹. The offices of Hornsby Cosby Quisling & Associates will be closed for the next six months as a mark of respect
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I’d say there’s a few sore heads this morning 😆I said I’d say there’s a few sore heads this morning!😆 I said I’d say there’s a f
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The HSE have issued a warning not to eat too many pancakes tonight in case you turn into one! . Just a bit of fun guys☺️ as you were. Sponsored.
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A year on since the sketch that changed it all💚.
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Hey man, just drove past you there, looks like you were enjoying the sun, good for you. Come here to me
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Guys, it’s official: it’s Pumpkin Spiced Latte season! 😂🎃💅. Be sure to tag a mate below who will drink of pumpkin spice 😂👌
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Say what you will about the Banshees of Inisherin, and I’ve said plenty myself, but it is the the only film in history nominated for an academy award for Best Picture, the highest honour the western world can bestow one, that co-stars the D’Unbelievables, and that’s not nothing.
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Online comedian who happens to be passing Leinster House reacts with hilarious video to the sudden Leo Varadkar news 😂😂
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The very best of luck to the boys (including some clients) over in France from all of us at Hornsby Cosby Quisling & Assc.
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Me, seeing her on Raglan Road on an autumn day: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!.Me, caught in the snare weaved by her dark hair: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?.
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RTE lingering outside the Rotunda at 12.13
Ireland's first baby of the new year and new decade was born in the Rotunda Hospital in Dublin at 12.12am. Baby Victoria Setuke was born to Patience Setuke and weighed 3.23kg. |
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Hey man. Don’t panic 😂 I’m not giving out. I’m actually super proud of you after yesterday’s effort 🙏💪
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Did anyone else have one of these in their house growing up?! 🤣🤷🏻♂️
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Spine of steel.
BREAKING: Nikita Hand addresses the media after successfully winning her civil assault case against Conor McGregor. She expressed her relief and thanked supporters. #NikitaHand #ConorMcGregor #BreakingNews
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Life coach gives 🔥 advice on digital detoxing to improve your relationship.
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Irish radio stations compare Paul Mescal interview notes
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Irish sports star issues heartfelt apology for his actions
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Irish sports star calls out mental health as part of campaign❤️ 💪🏻👊🏻
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Failed Irish filmmaker has a part in a professional production
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Hilarious dad who always dresses his young lad in topical Halloween costumes
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A photo of your grandad, da, uncles, and some long dead lad called Mick, in your granny’s sitting room in the 90s
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Did I do dry January??!😂 did you actually just ask me if I did dry January?🙈😂 ah stop man if you knew me😂 if you knew me you wouldn’t be asking that man😂 if you knew me now you wouldn’t be asking that. If you only knew…man if you could see me.
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Editors need to take into account my unsettling face when you’re choosing a pull quote
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Tony Brady’s Jingle Jangle Santy’s Grotto Winter Wonderland
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Has anyone heard about this Covid vaccine? I took a sideways glance at the issue 😉
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It's not your typical new year's, so here's a *not* so typical new year's resolution 😉😜
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Imagine trying to explain the Toy Show to someone not from Ireland😂🙈. Sponsored.
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If you are going to Jordan Peterson tonight you are a no-hope loser. An absolute dweeb.
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Hey man, how are things? Just touching base about your progress pics. Come here to me,
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Appy St Jawjiz Day 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴👊👊👊👊
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It is a small but welcome comfort that McGregor is eaten alive by the realisation that he won’t be mourned by his own people when his heart finally explodes.
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I’m just a regular bloke, nothing weird about me. I live for the 5 B’s:beers, birds, banter, (the) boys, and (foot)ball. I believe in mental health and gay rights (even though I’m neither). I work in corporate but I’d rather be on a football pitch than a client one😉I’m just norm
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Failed Irish filmmaker with Barry Keoghan’s mobile number
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A St. Patrick’s Day message from an Irish American organisation
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How do we not know who this lad is?!😂 after all these years how has his identity remained a secret?!😂😂😂 someone must know who this fellow is?!🤣🤣 who is he we must know 😂😭😂😂 who is this man who slipped on the ice 😜? Jakoqpqjdnnx. Mapoaooqn. Wopqoihzb. A all
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You think you and your mates are mad?!😂 you should come out with me and my mates!
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“Kneecap do not represent me” says kneecapping victim. BBC News.
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If Johnny Cash came out today he’d be called Johnny Card! Retweet?.
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What are you after telling Einstein about me he's gone pure weird with me.
If you get a chance to ask one question to Robert Oppenheimer, what would you ask him? ✍️
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Failed Irish filmmaker congratulates the WGA on resolving their strike
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In Ireland it’s safe to say we are so good at slagging and nicknames to show we are in love for each other😆 that’s why I’ve teamed up over with the guys at @CentraIRL and @TodayFM to ask you guys to come up with some of the best nicknames that you are having for chicken fillet r
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Blimey! Hurling’s like a cross between a game of cricket and bloody the battle of blooming Hastings!! Crumbs!.
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Dunno what’s happening here but I feel like myself and the boys are being hate crimed
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This lads pump is going so fast his heartbeat’s lapped itself
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Steve Coogan to Play Mick McCarthy, Éanna Hardwicke Cast as Roy Keane in 'Saipan' Film About Irish Soccer Icon's Infamous World Cup Walkout (EXCLUSIVE)
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Millennial priests be like “this is the wordle of the lordle” 😂 retweet this?. Promoted.
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I was filming in a school today and we were in the music room and there was a wall of ukeles and I said “someone’s after putting my guitars in the wash!” 😂 it went down fairly well. Sponsored.
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A message from Fergus Quisling (not acting on behalf of Hornsby, Cosby, Quisling & Assc.) to the Irish people with regards to Remembrance Day
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This man perennially looks like he was pulled from the Liffey by a fish hook.
Much needed takedown of Kneecap by Brendan O'Neil, hitting the target as usual. Let's be honest, Kneecap are just bourgeois, balaclava bores from Belfast. They're Brits and they know they are. Kneecap reveal the scourge of phoney radicalism
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The ladies on stage may be “Girls Aloud”, but in the audience it will be more like “girls are loud” with all the singing along and clapping they’ll be doing!!! 😂👌Although there will be a large number of male homosexuals in there as well.
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I’d be sinking pints if I were Ryan now. And they’d taste so sweet. Oh god imagine the post-Oireachtas pints. An exhale in a glass. By half of the first one you would think nothing bad could ever happen to you again. And maybe it won’t ❤️.
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Drove past a protest outside outside Leinster House, a ratbag with a megaphone called some lad across the street a black bastard, laughed about it then with his mate. How are these emboldened cunts walking around with unbroken legs?.
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A shaking Ray checking under the frame of his mountain bike every morning. Sweating bullets every time he goes up a gear.
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