Second book-baby has arrived with delivery helped wonderfully by ⁦@KieranMaguire⁩ and ⁦@GuyKilty⁩. I shall allow myself a rare hour of pride before worrying about it forever.

It’s great to be home although the rabbit’s posture is slightly better than mine. Thank you all SO much for your kind messages, should be back seeking attention and sympathy on ⁦⁦@POF_POD⁩ next week, although the Pawsons may be a while yet 😔 Big love #CPFC

Either Audrey is doing seagull impressions now or I’ve had too much morphine this morning.

Looks like a normal hospital water jug but add a pinch of morphine and she’s a cheerful French dolphin called Audrey. Never broken a bone before so I thought I’d break eight to see what happened! Thanks for all your lovely comments x

Tomorrow’s @POF_POD with @kevinhunterday ⚽️Premier League SCR vote ⚽️@WeAreTheFSA ticket price campaign ⚽️Champions League 📺 rights ⚽️Premier League & Netflix ⚽️Rangers ⚽️Birmingham City ⚽️Napoli ⚽️Cambridge United ⚽️Sheffield Wednesday

In which 'not just a theoretical accountant' @KieranMaguire & 'always aware of 'less vs fewer' @kevinhunterday talk of: Toblerone & melted strawberries (sic); golden age & gold suit; Right Said Fred &  Swiss Toni; boxing & underwater tiddlywinks. Good luck for FSA awards, lads!

Today’s @POF_POD with @kevinhunterday ⚽️American owners ⚽️Debt v Equity ⚽️Charging women’s teams rent ⚽️Spurs & NFL ⚽️Data sources ⚽️FFP historical 🍎 https://t.co/8TdSDXYI9d 🎧

In which 'fluent & elegant counter' @KieranMaguire & 'potential evil genius' @kevinhunterday talk of: Wordle & Sudoku; BVI & BFG; ex post & ex ante; hives & hooks; foxes & moles; Coca Cola & KFC; Lord Flashheart & Conquering Hero; churlish & polish; sausage & a heavy sack.

In which 'like some sort of Cyborg' @KieranMaguire & 'jealous of snow & an open fire' @kevinhunterday talk of: Trump & queasy stomachs; dogwalkers & Slow Horses; Oasis & The Barron Knights; bots & New Faces.

Can someone please remind Oli that he is the manager of Typical Palace whose traditional job is to lose against struggling teams with a new manager. I don’t know where I am anymore! #CPFC

Today’s @POF_POD with @kevinhunterday ⚽️Mbappe v PSG ⚽️Touting ⚽️Hibs ⚽️Turkey ⚽️AFC Wimbledon ⚽️Exeter ⚽️Chelsea ⚽️Salary cap ⚽️Euro 2028 ⚽️Joe Lewis 🍎 https://t.co/ABWZ4KfQUy 🎧

Todays @POF_POD with @kevinhunterday ⚽️Season ticket goal impact ⚽️Player owners ⚽️Wrong ‘Uns ⚽️Academies ⚽️Biggest revenue gains ⚽️PL2 🍎 https://t.co/p7nBzdsbuF 🎧

Please repost as well as like. It would be nice to get it to 100,000 views this year!! #CPFC @CPFC @ultrascpfc @HLTCO @MattWoosie @susannareid100 @kevinhunterday @deanhenderson @eastmamba ❤️💙

Looking forward to the @POF_POD with @KieranMaguire and @kevinhunterday at The Amex tonight, raising money for the @BHSamaritans, our @TheSnlf partners.

At least I won’t be distracted by shiny objects in their trophy cabinet 😉 #CPFC

Does anyone know when it’s going to get cold in London? Mulled wine is no fun in this heat.

Ah, but is that definitely him in the photo?

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | UNFIT AND IMPROPER PERSONS by @kevinhunterday, @KieranMaguire @GuyKilty Informed, funny and, thanks to exclusive interviews with those who've been there, done that, it lays bare the labyrinthine world of football finance. @POF_POD 🛒 https://t.co/HGknKU5NK7

In which 'counting down in French' @KieranMaguire & 'can't get a signal' @kevinhunterday talk of: Mud & status quo; rainwater & Frost; pasteis de nata & endorphin-friendly tuna; seed & fertiliser; Benny Hill & Robbie Savage.

Today’s @POF_POD with @kevinhunterday ⚽️Hamilton Accies ⚽️Athletico Madrid ⚽️Norwich ⚽️Hearts ⚽️Regulator ⚽️National League ⚽️Birmingham City ⚽️Cymru Premier ⚽️Cowdenbeath 🍎 https://t.co/WiAGEjJ6me 🎧

Tomorrow’s @POF_POD with @kevinhunterday ⚽️Women’s football betting ⚽️Player P45’s ⚽️How much does losing cost/ ⚽️Stockley Park audio ⚽️Will a ‘Big Six’ club ever be relegated? ⚽️How much to mow the pitch?