kels | tortured lawyers department
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in-house counsel in tech 🤖 | neurospicy 🧠 & hearing impaired 🦻| taylor swift’s biggest fan 🫶 | she/her 🏳️🌈
Texas, USA
Joined December 2011
New Book Thread of 2024!!!! 📚 Join me in Goodreads 👉 https://t.co/0eR5zrjjUQ Will link last year’s thread below for reference!
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Waiting for all the "protect women's sports" people to loudly condemn trump and the USA men's hockey team. Riley Gaines, this is your time to shine!
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Finally lived through an historical event that made me feel hope instead of dread
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🚨 Pete Buttigieg nails it: “In a country that amended the Constitution to ban beer… then fixed it when we realized it was dumb… surely we can amend it again to say corporations aren’t people and money isn’t speech.” Translation: We corrected Prohibition. We can correct
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Me, 0.00% Puerto Rican, watching the Super Bowl today 🇵🇷
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Important for everyone to know: Liam’s parents didn’t enter the US illegally. They presented at a port of entry, requested asylum and were waiting for their hearing. Many of the families ICE has been snatching off the streets are like this. Immigrants who entered legally!
Sorry to disappoint, but the 5-year-old has already been released from prison and is home with his family.
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Democrats didn’t just see a 30-point shift in Texas and flip a State Senate seat red to blue: they did it while being outspent 20-to-1. This will send shockwaves through the Republican Party.
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People not in the Epstein files: - drag queens - transgender athletes - librarians - Black journalists - “radical leftist scum” - hungry family needing SNAP benefits - workers on strike - the cast of Sesame Street
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Read this carefully. Liam’s father is here legally. DHS confirmed it. They still took a five-year-old child, moved him across the country, and left his family to fight their way home. This is what cruelty looks like when it’s dressed up as policy.
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wishing so much harm on anyone who calls child rape “sex with underage women”
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If you’re looking at the Epstein files and only noticing when someone from the opposite political party is mentioned, you are missing the point. IT’S ALL OF THEM. THEY ALL HAVE TO GO.
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Let me make this ABUNDANTLY clear: - If Clinton abused kids.. • Prison - If Bill Gates abused kids.. • Prison - If Musk abused kids.. • Prison - If Trump abused kids… • Prison You either agree to all of those or none of this. If you pick in choose
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If you’ve been a conservative all your life but what’s happening right now doesn’t feel right, trust your instincts. Trust your eyes and your ears. Take a break from right wing media. Talk to your friends. You know what’s right in your heart, and this isn’t it. It’s not too late.
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Now you can see how easy it is for LEO to lie to your faces when there is undeniable evidence to the contrary being circulated 24/7 to your TVs and your phones. Now just imagine how easy it is for them to lie when there isn’t.
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Your reminder that the Nuremberg Trials established that "just following orders" is not a defense for federal paramilitaries breaking the law and committing atrocities.
Fox News is defending feds killing another Minnesotan: "They are literally enforcing the law. These are targeted interactions, these are targeted operations. They are simply doing their jobs."
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As of now, four video angles show the exact color Sig with matching sight from DHS’ picture being removed while he’s on the ground, leaving him unarmed. This nurse who worked with veterans and who was a registered CC permit holder was fired into repeatedly, and then officers
Alex Jeffrey Pretti has been identified as the 37-year-old male who was shot and killed by agents with Border Patrol and Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) during a scuffle today in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Pretti had no extensive criminal record and worked as a nurse with
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