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• criminal defense attorney, @tenderatl board member, @mustache_fatwa stan + milf •
Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2009
Last night Will found the screenshot he took (presumably to send to his friends) from my Tinder profile and I just checked and I did the same thing.
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👇🏼Want to hear more about the Grammys and my breakdown of it all? Make sure you’re subscribed to the Emily Austin Show on YouTube 👇🏼
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My husband doesn’t love me anymore. (He forgot to tell me I looked hot before I left the house.)
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I don’t even think a shirt is required for a bra bra.
A sports bra is a BRA and requires a shirt of some type over it. 💁🏼♀️
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Have you ever wondered about the vintage film photo booths at the Plaza, PCM, and Hotel Clermont? I talked to the team who keeps this analog art alive for @AtlantaMagazine.
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In the lobby of the Plaza Theatre is an analog photo booth from 1960 that shoots and develops printed photos, not digital, spitting out a strip of four images with the gritty, nostalgic charm of...
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Congrats. The purse is legitimately hideous and does nothing for the outfit (which is only okay, anyway).
While Hollywood celebrities like Billie Eilish wore ‘Ice Out’ pins at the Grammys, Emily Austin wore a USA clutch. 🇺🇸 “While others use this stage to divide, I chose to walk this carpet as a proud, unapologetic voice for the values that make this nation great.” - @emilyraustin
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inevitable fork in the road for the Online Right: are you a Race Warrior or a Boot Licker?
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez. https://t.co/8WGMAODKRd
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CRIMINAL PROCEDURE SERIES #barprep *NOTE: BAR EXAM CRIM PRO DOES NOT MIRROR REAL LIFE. IN THE BAR EXAM UNIVERSE, COPS ACTUALLY FOLLOW THE RULES* If you don't believe me, ask @alittleleader and @croptopsllc Arrests PROBABLE CAUSE for arrest = facts and circumstances that would
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Couldn’t move my daughter’s birthday party to next weekend (gd Super Bowl) so we are ice skating tomorrow. Cool. Cool.
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Looks good af.
I have arrived in Italy for the Olympics and this is what they think of us
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Hey everyone I'm broke and broken and terrified of losing my condo so I'm finally breaking down and asking for help to pay property taxes this year & the penalties which have accrued. If you like, I'll write a love poem for your person for Valentine's Day, just DM me! 💜 Thanks.
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I won’t block a man for trolling. Coming back to my page day after day and finding something to be mad at is actually flattering.
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My girlfriend always shares her location with me and makes men send a picture of their ID so I can have it before she goes on dates. So now I just have the IDs of a dozen random men in my phone and it’s like I’m collecting Pokémon.
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I have to somehow move my daughter’s birthday party to next weekend in case of bad weather, hosting a sleepover tonight as a consolation prize, and I just got my period. Pray for me.
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