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@kellycucca
Kelly
28 days
heartbreaking picture of an aborted fetus at just 8 weeks 💔 still pro-choice?
@PUPPYPRlNCESS
AUBY PIE! ^ Д ^ 2/5 comms!
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I microwaved a peep…. he is Nice and toasty now………… ❤️
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9 months
vaccinated?
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38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother
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@kellycucca
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2 months
couples that charge each other for a few dollars are simply not going to make it together. you can deny it if you want but it’s the fact of the matter
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i love venmo bc i can see my ex boyfriend charged his current fiancée for “papa johns 🍕”
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@kellycucca
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22 days
yes I work a full-time job. yes I’m on Twitter every waking moment of my life. we exist
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@kellycucca
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2 months
if you don’t shit 3-5 times a day you ain’t a Real Shitter
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5 months
scratching your testicles all by yourself princess?
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9 months
greedy Drake be like I need a two dance……..or maybe three even! 😂🤣🤦
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6 months
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@kellycucca
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5 months
society crucified her when in reality we should’ve let her cook
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7 months
lol
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@kellycucca
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4 months
you don’t have IBS. you just consume far over the daily recommended limit of caffeine a day, eat zero cruciferous vegetables or fiber, drink little to no water, & put complete garbage into your body & complain about it online
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@kellycucca
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5 months
sir. a second person has died from the Panera lemonade that kills you
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6 months
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@kellycucca
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7 days
I’m not even blackpilled but this is merely an observation: most men I know genuinely do not have the best interests of women in mind at all
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@kellycucca
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5 months
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@kellycucca
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7 months
people with BPD leave me alone challenge
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@kellycucca
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9 months
unfortunately for me I am a hornier person than most men in modern society
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8 months
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@kellycucca
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10 months
the people vouching underneath Bill’s comment & this ratio are insane to me lmfao
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@kellycucca
Kelly
10 months
do y’all actually stop listening to music made by problematic artists or is that just a little performative bit society does?
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Kelly
10 months
me when I me
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@kellycucca
Kelly
1 year
one year apart. the secret to huge mommy milkers, big hips, & a fat ass is a medication called spironolactone
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@kellycucca
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3 months
not a cellphone in sight. just an extremely distressed baby monk covered in fire ants living in the moment ❤️
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Ultimate Love Quotes
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@kellycucca
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4 months
that moment you become so desperate you debate becoming a fucking realtor
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@kellycucca
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7 months
as a beautiful young woman, utilizing Twitter as a dating app is your best bet for future marriage prospects
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@kellycucca
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3 months
we need to normalize me
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@kellycucca
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5 months
Does anyone viewing this page still eat Sloppy Joes?
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6 months
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@kellycucca
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5 months
“what’s the move” my brother in Christ you are 31 years old please go get married & start a family
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7 months
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7 months
hearing an actual medical doctor say “if she looks like a sexy alien, suspect an autoimmune disorder” still has me losing my shit
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10 months
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Kelly
9 months
there’s nothing “whorish” about posting your well-endowed breasts on the internet
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3 months
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@kellycucca
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11 months
getting the grimace shake today. if you even care
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@kellycucca
Kelly
5 months
cleaning out my DM requests. very chill & normal stuff
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@kellycucca
Kelly
8 months
does anyone want to night swim on my back porch with me?
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@kellycucca
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9 months
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your soulmate actually is on Twitter dot com
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@kellycucca
Kelly
3 months
took this picture in Door County a couple summers ago
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Goof
3 months
What goes on here
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@kellycucca
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7 months
@Slime0sama spider bite gone wild
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2 months
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@kellycucca
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2 months
Happy International Women’s Day to me & my girl oomfies
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@kellycucca
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7 months
every year I go to this picnic at a local community college I don’t even go to & act a fat fucking hog
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7 months
it ain’t even noon yet
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@kellycucca
Kelly
4 months
just took a nude that is the most artistic picture I’ve quite possibly ever taken of myself in my life, but I don’t post stuff like that so I suppose I’ll just sit here & admire it by myself instead. whatever
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5 months
good evening. it’s over
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@kellycucca
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3 months
okay we can denormalize me now
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3 months
we need to normalize me
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1 month
I lived bitch
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2 months
long time no see
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1 year
the people fat-shaming me are very odd, peculiar individuals who don’t even post face! sad………..for THEM!!!!
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@kellycucca
Kelly
7 months
Angel is 18 now. if you even care
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@kellycucca
Kelly
6 months
it boggles my mind that a woman in her 40s & a man in his 50s decided to have me &, as a result, I suffer almost unsurvivable health problems & severe autism due to a low-quality egg & old sperm. thinking about this………
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@kellycucca
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5 months
@JoannaNoBanana air fryer, disposable plates & silverware, & a shower chair
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@kellycucca
Kelly
2 months
@y2kswiftie skill issue tbh. get your bread up, son
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Kelly
4 months
real
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@kellycucca
Kelly
22 days
everyone is talking about the Covid vaccine in the replies which is absolutely ridiculous when you consider the fact that the average American diet is quite literally poison
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Cancer rates rising in young people due to ‘accelerated aging,’ according to ‘highly troubling’ new study
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@kellycucca
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1 year
it’s so sad when a man sucks on your titties like his life depends on it. on God we’re gonna get your mommy issues sorted out tonight baby…….don’t you worry
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Kelly
5 months
I am above nothing (just sold a video of me pissing my pants)
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10 days
incredible things are happening at the local park
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@kellycucca
Kelly
6 months
it is with great sadness that I must announce Miss Angel is unfortunately being laid to rest tomorrow due to a rapid deterioration in quality of life. we’re spending some time together, feeding pup her favorite foods, completing some final crafts, & giving her plenty of love ❤️
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1 month
I’m built like this btw
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3 months
she CPA on my Steve until I cheat on my wife
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1 year
🫦🙏✝️🕊️
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8 months
what did he mean by this?
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2 years
let’s signal boost my tits !!
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6 months
I’ve gotta be the hottest person at the food bank for some reason
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7 months
@ladidaix girl you are everywhere
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Kelly
1 year
having your tits out is lowkey goated in situations where it being a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon is the vibe
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Kelly
7 months
being a horny reply guy online to e-girls is a character flaw that reveals your lack of purity as a human being. one day you will have to atone for your sins, & God may not be so merciful on your soul
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Kelly
3 months
me & my husband af
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Kelly
5 months
this shit is now happening on my other hand on my thumb & pointer finger. it’s so incredibly over for me……………
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7 months
lol
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6 months
I love my fans
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Kelly
10 months
can we please gas my beautiful face & banging body?
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Kelly
1 year
how does this make you feel white boy?
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Kelly
1 year
why I sent this to him & he heart reacted it?
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1 year
this is what men go to war for
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7 months
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7 months
just a casual FOUR years sober
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4 years
I am truly remembering the 21st night of September because today marks 1 (one) year of me being sober ;D
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2 months
@jakep316 that adjective was not necessary
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4 months
something I will never understand is when people brag about their IQ. it quite literally does not mean a single thing in this world. mine is apparently 130 yet I am a low-functioning autistic adult who can’t finish college due to finding it too difficult. like lmfao
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3 months
beautiful nipples, princess
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7 months
I love my fans
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6 months
let me cook
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1 year
my homophobic mother 🫦 did she stutter? 🫦
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2 months
🧍
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rare insults
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3 months
wait………………you guys don’t have jobs?????
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Kelly
6 months
yuh
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Kelly
6 months
I’m angry right now so I’m just gonna go out in a large public setting without a bra on about it
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Kelly
7 days
edtwt needs to be banned & every single one of those accounts need to get suspended because WTF! how is this any different than self-harming & encouraging others to self-harm?
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my lw bc's make me su¡c¡dal but im currently losing weight n getting there
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3 months
lovely breasts, my gorgeous Ashkenazi queen
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7 months
my mom & dad getting married at the ages of 35 & 49 respectively, with absolutely no money in the bank account, deciding to have 4 autistic children with major genetic abnormalities & disabilities
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7 months
Poor people be like "let's have 4 children"
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6 months
me right now. if you even care
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2 years
if you aren’t a crucial part of an eccentric close-knit niche Twitter microcommunity…..GROW UP!!!!!
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7 months
@upblissed thank you Corn for being the 1,317th person to tell me my finger is on some Tom & Jerry shit
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11 months
you’re not “quirky”. you’re just extremely overbearing & bothersome to those around you. not to mention off-putting
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8 months
what did I mean by this
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5 months
he’s just a baby
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7 months
shawty a lil disagreeable & unpleasant. so what
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11 months
stanced up on the ole Purple Nurple
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