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@y2kswiftie

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Swiftie and Psyop, Pitbull Enthusiast ღ Sagittarius ♐

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@kellycucca As a man why are you charging your partner for a small expense
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@disxpix High school counsellor
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@AshyMalik Nursing majors are wild. One of them posted that they don’t believe that COVID is real 😭😭
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@Coll3enG Starbucks? ... I’m all about the grind set and won’t settle for anything less than dinner with Jay Z
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@abxola Men are literally socialized to only be nice to you if they think they will get something out of it
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Just found out that my work crush at my last job knew I liked them the whole time and used the situation to make fun of me behind my back
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@2ksIut Drill me like a cavity baby 🥺
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@bitchasskathy When he has an AMD instead of Nvidia
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@y2kswiftie
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@jbfan911 I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!
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@boytoy_ota Mine is gonna be so mentally unstable
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@y2kswiftie
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@c0ncreteveins The last time I was happy was when every public place played radioactive
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@y2kswiftie
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@audreyhrne Elle literally got a 4.0 in a business degree while being president of the top sororities in the nation and a 179 on the LSAT
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@y2kswiftie
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@jamiekeiles One time I went outside at 1am and my neighbour was watering her lawn
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@SheRatesDogs Men be like 1+1 = girls owe me sex 😭😭
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@contactabrother He’s gonna do something to give you the ick
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@femaleredhead Just a Pfizer looking for my Moderna! 😉
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@lovedoveclarke It makes it more realistic 😭
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@y2kswiftie
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@RoxyTall @MommyBigDick The only thing that happened in my high school bathroom was nicotine addiction
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@been_herde Serena walking into the party while What Goes Around Comes Around is playing was the peak of TV
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@bigdumb_baby I’m convinced you’re a vampire who is permanently 23
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@y2kswiftie
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@bocxtop My cRImE sTaTIsTICs!
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@anugov1 Every time I add someone on snap I panic a little and hope they don’t look at my username
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@fluoxetinefairy Men who are business majors:
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@y2kswiftie
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How to pull 30 year olds asking for a friend
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@cherrybraceIet He belong to the streets!
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@y2kswiftie
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When he likes your neverending stream of tweets
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@sassyblackdiva This made me a toxic hoe
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@y2kswiftie
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@TheStuffOfMemes At my uni they had a program where students could “simulate what it’s like to be homeless” and it was literally just having their phones taken away and spending an afternoon looking for bottles. Keep in mind a few of these people are gonna go off to med school too.
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@l0gicth0t If he knows about Costar he's ran through
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@westernunion2k "Not grogg starting a fire! It's giving heat"
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@carterhambley He looks like he likes berries and cream
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@contactabrother My reaction to this information
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@_kass13kay “You’re so strong” thanks I literally have no one I can vent to and I can’t find a therapist ☺️
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@rashingkat I went into health sciences for the clout and now I have to figure out how to do research 😭😭
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Why do people on this app hate it when people are happy?
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Pete Davidson should date Grimes next
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@AnnabelGeez Never gonna do missionary bc I don’t wanna see men happy 😤
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As a man how do you know about aquaphor?
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@cowboij Me making faces at them to try and flex that I would be a good parent
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@nicolewboyce These dudes are literally me when I have to share something about myself at university
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@okaishawty How tf does inflation happen bro like just close your eyes 😂
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@beaupbraden If she’s your girl why’d she cite my article?
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@veryharryhill You’re telling me she let her hair down??
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I wish @MichaelaOkla would star in more films
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This cast was perfect.
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@neoliberal_dad I made the mistake of doing a year of uni this year and now my marks are so bad that I will probably never be able to go to grad school 😞. Two years of hard work gone.
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Some of you girlies be like “he’s my Mr. Big” and it’s an ugly man who has a vape addiction and makes $50k
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I love Hinge. I’ve always wanted to find someone who was into hiking and the office, those are such rare people these days
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@clur19 During the bridge of forever and always
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@y2kswiftie
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Men be like “I’m fighting demons” and the demons is being able to last more than 10 seconds
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@SeaOfAhh @hypersera @jasminericegirl Either this or “allow me to say that about women or you’re a hypocrite!”
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@iloveearth1211 If one of my mutuals was someone I knew irl I would literally die
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@fetacheesepls I collect men on letterbox like they’re infinity stones
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@Coll3enG He is one of the few underdogs I manage to hate because he’s so insufferable, like he did not deserve the position because he was being a complete wreck during his interview
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@talliesinyoung The council has spoken
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@Coll3enG DAN????
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@abbygov No wonder he tries to nuke me all the time in civ
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I need to learn how weird ugly dudes pull so much
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@alyssa_schoener Admin had all the info, college kids didn't. We shouldn't be held responsible for the dumbass decisions these people are making bc they still want extra cash. Fucking pisses me off that some of my profs are forcing in person classes even though we are a science oriented faculty!
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Men trying to open up
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I’m 28 + ran through but I’m still crying about my first love
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@thomasjeferstan There is no anger as you are accessing an essential service 💅
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@twink3rb311 City boys up
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@UnkleDeIl Men: “take a pottery class”
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@mclovenxoxo @NotThato And then they turn around and say that you were in the wrong so they had to dump you
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@dark4ngl Why is it always men making these guides for women???? 🤢
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@MichaelaOkla This is why men can’t find the clit
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@Swiftsbeatles Omg imagine if we have a full on 1989 era again where all the other music adopts the 1989 style 😱
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@alyssa_schoener I am once again asking who is raising these men
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If you’re too tired to go to the gym just remember that he isn’t tired from giving someone else backshots rn
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@alyssa_schoener There should be a system where you can destroy mens’ credit scores if they don’t pay you back
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@benegotherit Academia has conditioned me to believe that the point of being alive is to read or write all the time
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@dxxnya Wow! Is he offering help or just flexing? I can curl 200 pound barbell for 5-7 reps per set. So I can spot him if he needs it. 😍🤯💪
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@crocfanpage BREAKING: CDC officially announces that we can experience the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football
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@HDparx @MichaelaOkla Omg! My brother is a nickelback!
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@nanastudioz Omg we really are living in 2013 again
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@uncooljerk Timothée Chalamet?
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Your ex is blowing someone's back out and you're at home reading feminist literature
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@1likeaverage If I were the president all men 5’8 and below would be on house arrest
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@shameikasays - Plays hockey - Gemini sun - Floral shirts - Reads Camus - Knows who Trisha Paytas is - Moustache + thigh tat combo - Sounds stupid sometimes - Works in a kitchen - Mommy issues - Boxer - Owns a record player - "She's just a friend" and it is his ex
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Not enough people are discussing how there is a tunnel under ocean blvd
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@gldivittorio Thinking about the time I bought this wine because it was called “White Girl Rosé” 😭😭
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Woman: "I am feeling insecure" Man: "You don't have to be because I want to fuck you"
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@Hannah_bmbmbm Alexa play come out ye Black and Tans
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@lovedoveclarke Sweating from the lying they did that day
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Just cried for the last hour thinking about how girls are forced to work instead of reading books and being pretty
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I wanna bring this back pls
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me in 2014
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@valkalrie She’s gonna flex about Elon inventing robots on tiktok or something
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@bocxtop Get 19 year old Harry Styles and I will ace all of my courses 😍
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@Nia_mp4 This made me flashback to cbat guy
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@y2kswiftie
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@rentfree Thank you for this advice. I never actually realized that bad guys have a huge label above their heads that indicates that they are bad. It is clearly my fault that I did not notice this.
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@uncooljerk On 2019 NYE I decided I didn’t wanna go clubbing and never got to go clubbing again 😭
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@Scrmables @FinessaFudges Is there a parents yelling at each other flavour? That one was my favourite growing up 🥵
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@gracecamille_ Put this man on Shark Tank
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@targovist And what about it?
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