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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Hypothetically if you were at a girls house on a date and it was going really well but then you saw a ham head in her freezer would that be a deal breaker? Here’s a pic for reference I found online definitely didn’t take it right now today from my own freezer
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Why are people so confused about shower onions?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
STOP. EVERYTHING. @Arbys sent me a package in the mail (because I’m important) and I’m losing my mind. THANK YOU! BRB GETTING THE MEATS NOW.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
My neighbors (who I’ve never met) casually asked me to pick up their packages while they were out of town. …and then they got the cake from Tik Tok. And I knew exactly what it was. And now I’m dying to know who they are because I cannot get the cake.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Hey, will you guys like my tweet?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Get this: Only Hams. It’s like Only Fans but it’s just... spiral sliced hams. Is there a market for that?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Currently screaming because this showed up on my door step today 😭😭😭 @tiktokcreators
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I’m hams.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
If you see anyone in a trench coat and don’t automatically assume it’s a pile of hams parading as a human... are we even friends?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Do I know anyone with Chris Pine’s phone number? I’ve been watching some of this press footage and I just wanted him to know if he needs someone to talk to I could make some time for him. Maybe share a glass of wine. Evening walk on the beach. Whatever he needs.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Hypothetically if you found like... a cool girl on the internet, and she was conventionally attractive and seemed like fun but then you found out she uses her Twitter to talk about the friends she made herself out of meat... is that... would that be a deal breaker?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
How do I ask my neighbors about their Tik Tok cake without bringing up the fact that I’ve made 15 videos about them in the last 12 hours?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. TIK TOK IS OVER YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
@griner
🇺🇦 David Griner 🇺🇦
4 years
The ultimate TikTok collab has been made. Deleting the app. Nothing more to be seen after this. @DanPovenmire @karalynndunton
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Friendly reminder you have to earn “dark humor”. And you haven’t. These jokes aren’t funny. People are losing their lives.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
IT HAPPENED GUYS!!! I got my very own cake from @tiktokcreators and I’m SO happy 😭. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Believe in your dreams kids! 🙌🏻 (It’s definitely real btw it was mailed to me 100% real I didn’t steal it from my neighbors this is my own)
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Oh hey... hey twitter. Um... hi. What’s going on today? I’d like to be relevant now. Please give me.... relevance. Give it.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
It’s crazy how things that are totally normal to you can suddenly start trending out of nowhere once everyone else discovers it. #showeronion #showeronions
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Has anyone like… told @Starburst that the internet is currently simping for a commercial they made in 2007? Has someone told them they should really consider bringing it back? #BerriesAndCream
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
This comment still haunts me... I think I speak for everyone when I say, @hankgreen we ALL want to see the pelican draft.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
MY NEIGHBORS ARE COMING TO GET THE CAKE TODAY OKAY?!?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Are we all pulling an all nighter tonight? I don’t know if I can sleep. I mean I probably could if I wanted to but wouldn’t it be cool if we got your mom to order pizza? I mean not because I’m anxious, I just figured it’d be fun for everyone if we stayed up and had pizza.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
...has anyone turned into a pile of hams around here lately?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
This past week or so I’ve felt the full weight of the anxiety, depression and grief I’ve carried since losing my mom 6 years ago. I kept coming across videos of baby opossums and they brought me joy. So I am now the opossum queen. SQUEE. I am here to bring joy.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I’m not saying it’s the peak of comedy.... but I’m not saying it’s not.
@hankgreen
Hank Green
4 years
There is a TikToker who has been making the same joke in slightly different ways several times a day for a month and I don’t know why but I love it every god damn time and yes it’s #hamantha
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
THIS... this is fake news. Josh Groban isn’t real I don’t understand why people still need proof.
@davejorgenson
Washington Post Universe Guy
3 years
Only headlines like this for the rest of 2021 please, thanks
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
NOT TRYING TO BRAG BUT I STARTED DOING TRIVIA NIGHTS A MONTH OR TWO BACK AND TONIGHT WE WON IM VERY SMART
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
1 year
Felt like the right time of year to repost this video of when I thought I found the love of my life 🥹🙏🏻🫶🏻 #showeronions
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
I tried that app where an AI generator creates pictures of you and I’m topless in most of them wtf my other friends are wearing clothes in all their images why is this happening.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Hi I just wanted to let everyone know that I didn’t think it was possible for a cake to give me so much social anxiety but it turns out I can’t be right about everything plz keep me in your thoughts.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Update: do you guys really like me or are you my fake internet friends. I can’t tell. Please love me.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I just got my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine but please don’t tell anyone because I’d like to continue to use not being vaccinated as an excuse to get out of social engagements
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I’m tweeting today out of obligation to the strangers on the internet I constantly seek approval from. Is... this good? Is it a good tweet?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Here looking for some #pelicancontent
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Hey guys! I just wanted to thank you for being nice to me on Twitter. I heard people are mean but it’s cool that you guys aren’t.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
My mom hated musicals but watched Into the Woods with me twice. Once on stage in SF and again, in theaters, the year before she passed. People do leave you half way through the woods. So my heart goes out to anyone missing someone this holiday season. And Sondheim, thank you.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Hams
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
@davejorgenson
Washington Post Universe Guy
4 years
Today’s @washingtonpost TikTok features @MaryBeth
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I totally forgot about Twitter again.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
To all my haters who said, “Kara stop making videos denying the existence of Josh Groban” or “Kara stop bullying Josh Groban online, he’s real”, I bet you’re all feeling PRETTY SILLY right about now! Even @joshgroban is sick of the lies.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
My toxic trait? I have a frozen ham head in my freezer and sometimes I pull it out to impress people with my humor when they come over and no one ever likes when I do that but also I can’t stop. I really don’t want to do this but I CAN’T. STOP.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Reasons why I love Tik Tok:
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Ham.
@Arbys
Arby's
4 years
Name a random Arby’s menu item.
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Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I’m the possum queen.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Quick life update: I cried while watching @Pixar ‘s Coco in front of someone else tonight which was a good change of pace from the normal “crying while watching Coco alone” so I guess people really can change.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I went to Home Depot to buy them out of 10 mm socket as a joke and they were already sold out.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
I keep forgetting Twitter exists.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I did a sponsored post on my @Instagram story today so to help promote it I made a @tiktok_us about my Instagram, now I’m using @Twitter to tweet about that and I can’t wait to get on @Snapchat and try to drive that audience to this tweet. I know how social media works.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
I DONT WANT TO BRAG BUT I GOT THE RIGHT DRINK AT STARBUCKS TODAY SO I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THE REST OF THE DAY
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
...who feels like gobbling today?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Flamingo boat.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
1 year
What if we all messed around and went to Medieval Times for my birthday?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I forgot about Twitter again.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Uhhh… is it weird if like… you’re dog sitting, but your friends dog walks in on you in the shower and they accidentally see you naked? Asking for a friend.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Just figured I’d let you guys know I don’t really believe in Josh Groban. I don’t think he’s real.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Yeah he’s gotta be, right?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Probably the highest praise I could receive is ⁦ @DanPovenmire ⁩ animating me into a pile of hams. So... yeah. I’m either a pretty big deal... or I’m a pile of hams. (...and this is where you realize... I’ve been hams... this whole time 🤣)
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
So I started learning to play the guitar a few weeks ago and here’s a quick update: I’m still really bad at it.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Hey guys just reminding you that my dog is scared of fireworks so could you guys like… not do the fireworks thing this year? She’s really sad.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
We said what we said.
@TovaUmetuka
Tova Umetuka
4 years
No nut November is ANTI SQUIRREL
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Stay positive out there guys. But not Covid positive. Happy New Years!
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
To be honestly I’m pretty annoyed my hashtag #mouthkissingforbiden is being blocked by Tik Tok right now like... literally how is anyone supposed to get action right now?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
I learned to order at Starbucks without crying.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Everyone on the internet should own a banana suit so we could make fun banana suit videos and stuff together.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Anyone up rn?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
THIS is everything.
@Bradtheasshole
Brad
4 years
@karalynndunton so I had to make this
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
u up? wyd?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Can’t stop won’t stop. #gobblergang 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
It’s hilarious because you never expect it... and then you REALIZE she was wearing a trench coat... and she was hams the whole time 🤣😂
@bnacker
Ben Acker
4 years
Look. If you're not on TikTok, you're missing out on this one lady who is just a pile of hams in a trenchcoat and honestly I feel sorry for you.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Oh man, @karalynndunton sure is a super cool person! We... we like her a lot. ...she’s good. (she didn’t write this btw it was someone else)
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Just letting everyone know I used a power washer today.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
NICE FISH CONTENT DAD. WE’RE PROUD OF YOU. ...are you proud of me? 😭
@crashcruz52
Lynn Dunton
4 years
Kara, what have you done!!!!
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THU DER AND LIGHTNING IS STILL A THING?! I HAD FORGOTTEN.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
IT’S MY SEASON AGAIN 🥰
@paulporowski
Paul Porowski
3 years
Oh my god, so nice to see you again @karalynndunton
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Karalynn Dunton
1 year
Possums on a date
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I suddenly feel like there are a lot less plot holes in the film National Treasure.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Good morning all you gobblers!! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TURKEY GUY?! LET US WE NEED MORE GOBBLE!! #karasgobblers
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I still don’t believe in Josh Groban.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I don’t NEED a boyfriend. I NEED someone to sit next to me on the couch while I watch television and tell me to get off my phone!
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
When the big boys come to play.
@Arbys
Arby's
4 years
@davejorgenson @tiktok_us It’s all about the fish content.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I just wanted to state publicly that I really HATE the DMV.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
You’re welcome.
@elgordono
Gordon "The Big One" Nelson
4 years
@karalynndunton you ruined Star Wars for me. Now when Vader strikes down ObiWan all I see is robe opening up revealing he was just a pile of hams #ObiHamKenobi
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
I did wordle again do you guys like me?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
1 year
I was on Marvel’s Runaways and everyone always forgets that.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Oh man, someone just stole my phone and tweeted this from my account, how embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♀️
@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Oh man, @karalynndunton sure is a super cool person! We... we like her a lot. ...she’s good. (she didn’t write this btw it was someone else)
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Karalynn Dunton
3 years
Hey just letting everyone know I’m a fashion blogger now. Here is my prediction for upcoming looks you NEED for fall or winter or something.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Well #fishcontent made the list but why are they sleeping on #hamtok ?!?
@tiktok_us
TikTok US
4 years
so many sub-genres, so little time. which is ur fav? 🧙‍♀️ WitchTok 🐸 FrogTok ✨ CottageCore 🏰 DarkAcademia 🤘 AltTikTok 💤 StraightTikTok ❄️ HolidayTikTok ☁️ DreamCore 😝 PickleTok 🌱 PlantTok 💚💜 GreenvsPurple ⚡ DracoTok 🌀 Datamosh 🐟 FishContent 💻 #EditWar
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
I did wordle again but I won’t show you my emojis about it because I don’t want you to feel bad about yourselves. (I did a good job)
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
This is what I needed today. Thank you.
@AlisonH60409279
Alison
4 years
@karalynndunton , hope you're well!
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Karalynn Dunton
2 years
Is lasagna a casserole?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I keep trying to tell Dan not to quit his job to become an influencer. I do this service for you. You guys are welcome
@DanPovenmire
Dan Povenmire
4 years
Thanks ⁦ @karalynndunton ⁩ for talking me down.
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Karalynn Dunton
1 year
Wouldn’t it be wild if just messed around and drove up the coast together and fell in love at the Taco Bell Cantina?
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Karalynn Dunton
4 years
The cool thing about twitter is that I always forget about it and then when I remember I can go see that I have no notifications.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
Update guys: I texted my parents that the cool News Kids were tweeting about my thing. It’s been 3 days... they did not respond.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
I don’t use Twitter very often and I don’t have much of a platform here but hey! Black Lives Matter. Thank you for your time.
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
3 years
I think I found my personal style: I want fancy things but like… with dinosaurs on it. Prada? Yeah sure. But make it dinosaur? Gucci? Okay! But maybe with a dinosaur on it? Fendi? So cool! But dinosaur. Anyway where do I go to become rich?
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
If anyone wants to tweet about how cool they think I am it would be totally unnecessary but like I wouldn’t HATE it just wanted to say that
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
2 years
What’s your favorite flower? This is mine and he is my best friend I hope he never dies 🥹🙏🏻
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@karalynndunton
Karalynn Dunton
4 years
For the record, yes. I am a movie star. You saw it on twitter, how could it be a lie?!
@Thoondarkat
Erik
4 years
@karalynndunton oh shit you're like an actual movie star 😆 I thought you were just some Josh Groban denying banana wearing weirdo doing fish content 😂😂😂
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