Ben Acker
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(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman
Los Feliz, LA, CA
Joined November 2007
My local bookshop @skylightbooks is so cool! Order my book #StoriestoKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires from them and request personalization in the "notes" area of the order. Say who you want it made out to and I'll sign it to them! Skylight will ship to you! .
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I can't believe I posted this here. It was supposed to be a bloosk!.
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A civil war and a world war at the same time is gonna really be something.
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Like a little Rory Calhoun.
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Trying not to be alarmist while alarms are going off everywhere non-stop is fucking hard.
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You know. In case of supertigers.
Tigers have eye spots to avoid attacks from predators while drinking water.
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Sure we'll have fewer rights than our grandparents but we'll make up for it by having more polio than they did!.
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I keep thinking there should be some mechanism that prevents exactly this from happening but the election was that mechanism.
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How do you make god laugh?.Think of a plan.Just kidding, there's no god.
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I cannot help but imagine the horrors to come. The only solace is how wrong I was about how I thought everything would go.
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Come on SNL, listen to the masses and cast Guy Montgomery as Steve Kornacki
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In fairness how would a kryptonian military man trapped in a prison dimension for like 30 years have heard of Earth’s America’s freedom of the press?.
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Natural causes have their chance to do the funniest thing ever today.
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