Is this the Twitter equivalent of “drain the swamp” becoming “flood the swamp with human sewage”?

Hi! I'm doing some research around how 'gen Z is redefining the office dress code' for a piece I'm writing and would love to speak to some employers, young professionals & a psychologist who can comment on how technology has enabled individualism - DM me #journorequest

That whooshing sound was 300,000 Chinese text scammers pivoting away from “sorry I must have entered your number by mistake would you like to see my picture?”

(unsuccessfully attempts to tag @katywellhousen)

It’s not stealing if you take it from the British Museum

who do I know who is a native French speaker? merci!!

When I say I've got that dog in me, this is what I mean

On the one hand, as a dirtbag 12-year-old, Megadeth's music is what first got me thinking about the evils of the military-industrial complex, so it's kinda odd to see them in a war game. But also, I play war games too so who am I to judge.

I'd be fascinated to hear the origin story of this product tie-in.

Don’t think of it as a trolley problem. Think of it as a trolley opportunity. You don’t “have” to choose. You GET to choose!

I'm hiring a full-time, contract shooter/editor/producer out of the Bay Area. Please get in contact with me if you know someone!

Ah hell yeah let’s go, printed meat! My rando stock pick is up 39% today

GOP: We don’t see color! Also GOP:

A+ tweet. I doubt my governor even knows what a Super Mario is.

When your rewards program email kiiiinda sounds like blackmail

Finally found my ideal use for ChatGPT: Going to use it to become a Nextdoor influencer.

Just bought stock in a 3D-printed meat company. If this timeline must be so fucking weirdly dystopian, I at least want to profit from it.

RIP Sinead O'Connor. She took a Prince song and made it her own and turned it into one the biggest hits of a new decade. Took on the church when people were too afraid and knew it could (and would) destroy her career. https://t.co/1D98iAg487

Country music in 1960, basically: “I’m a proud outlaw / shot my own pa / punched that sheriff right in the jaw” Country music now: “Mind the police, do what they say, dog-like obedience is the ‘Murican way”

A silly but fun memory; I was obsessed with a series called MicroAdventures that included coding challenges you could try in Basic as part of the storyline. But the first half of the name was in cursive, which I couldn’t read yet. So I had no idea what the books were called 😄