When twitter started I chose the tweets I favorited like fine china to be preserved for future generations and now I’m like LOL THAT CHEETO LOOKS LIKE A KITTY ❤️
If this time of year triggers depression or loneliness for you, I understand and you aren’t alone. Baby steps. Don’t be hard on yourself to be “on” or feel what others are feeling. Pockets of joy may surprise you and I hope they do. You got this. 👍🏻
Anyone tweeting me “but their parents...” shhh. Stop. Nope. We don’t do this to children and families. I don’t care the circumstances I really don’t and neither should you. We figure it out. But we don’t do this. 10,000. This is a disgrace.
More than 10,000 migrant children are in shelters run by the federal government. A new policy will make it even more difficult to reunite the children with their families.
I’d like social media to become more of a tool to be there for each other rather than to hate on each other. I feel everyone there for each other today. Keep that up.
Big shout out and thanks to everyone serving our country in spite of not getting a paycheck right now. You are appreciated greatly during this nonsense.
The year is 2035. Twitter has slowly, almost unnoticeably, increased the tweet limit to 5,000 characters thus fulfilling the original goal of turning its users into the finest essayists of a generation.
My favorite thing walking in nyc is just hearing 3 second snippets of conversations as they whisk by. Zero context. It’s hilarious. My other favorite thing is noticing (as long as they’re not driving a car) that New Yorkers are actually the most polite and generous.
Happy Birthday Stephen Sondheim and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Because of this day I was helplessly bitten by “the bug”. Your songs and shows gave a kid trapped inside himself a place to play and I’ll always be grateful.
I suddenly feel like buying a baseball mitt, some tennis strings, a football helmet, a lacrosse stick, and pare of pole vault sneakers, a jock-strap, soccer cleats, Astro turf, hockey gloves and a power bar. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Bless this guy. Should have our unending respect, not the petulance, ignorance and mockery that happened today. When did human decency become partisan?
"When I was there singing, I heard them say, 'Build that Wall.' ...I wish I could see those young men put that energy into making this nation great," said Native Elder and Vietnam Vet Nathan Phillips, as he wiped tears from his face. 💔
Last night I tasted something in a dessert that I could only describe excitedly as “like sweet sand”. Apparently the word for that is sugar and I am the little mermaid.
I probably won’t tweet again tonight so just wanna shout out to the same 7 nice ladies who laugh at all my bad jokes. I suspect you’re also the same 7 nice ladies who’ve bought all 25 million albums and like...whoa thank you for that too.
New Years Eve should be a global evening of meditation and quiet reflection and New Years Day should be the wildest fucking breakfast you’ve ever seen. Anyway don’t drink and drive.
Sending nothing but love and congrats to
@BenSPLATT
as he spends his final hours this weekend leaving every ounce of his wonderful talent on the
@DearEvanHansen
stage. Was a joy to be your neighbor, pal.
Jessa and her girlfriend Becky were attending an event when Becky got down on one knee and proposed to Jessa. Jessa ran off — only to come back with a ring of her own, planning on proposing the same night! Congratulations!
Dress rehearsal✔️
Nap✔️
Putting the devil machine (phone) away for a bit but just want to say thanks to everyone who has sent well wishes. I see you. I appreciate you. I hope you have as much fun watching as we have had playing. To all the casts: you are a wonder. LETS GO!
Remember if you feel down during the holidays you don’t have to do or be anything just take a breath and keep it simple, you can even be a yam on Twitter you can do whatever you want you got this
I find it curious that the president pretty much believes he has or should have absolute power unless of course horrendous racist shit is happening in which case he really enjoys not having any
Hey all. Just letting you know that for the time being my Twitter will be
1. News about artsy things posted by my label or management
2. Reposts from Instagram which I’m still on for the baby pigs.
Much love. Might come back. But need a break to find some ☀️.
To my fans, please don’t engage in arguing or bickering. So many more important things in the world. Be good to each other and thank you all for a great month. See you on tour ✌🏻
lt’s scary to put yourself out there. To try new things. Sometimes people aren’t gonna get it, or want it. Sometimes they’ll be mean. But in the end it’s the only way to live a personally and creatively vital life. Random thought o’ the day.
Just to clear up some things...my twitter account will still have an ABUNDANCE of content and news, and I’ll monitor when I can. But I’m just taking myself out of the daily engagement grind. It really wears thin. I wanna spend my time creating more stuff for you. Don’t unfollow!
I’ve never understood the insane shopping available at airports after you’ve checked your bags. Why yes I would just love a new suit, an Apple speaker, a purse for my GF and a whole salmon but how tho
There are so many wonderful things about an older dog. They almost become more loving. But also adorably set in their stubborn ways. My favorite new thing that Sweeney does is the Bark n’ Fart. He has truly become a dual sided squeeze box. I love him.
Drown out the noise for a couple days. Let yourself enjoy good tasting things and warm feeling things. Check on friends or family you think are feeling lonely. Means more than you know. Happy Christmas Eve, kids.