Milady Teresa
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Fully vaccinated Librarian on the loose from the desert. “Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Hitchens🌈🌈 #hufflepuff
'Isthmus’ Western Australia
Joined July 2008
Your real job is to make yourself adaptable responsive intelligent & skillful in as many situations as possible.Tevis R Trower #Librarian
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Overheard at the hotel buffet: David’s wife: “David, do you want a yoghurt?” David, from the cooked breakfast area: “No thank you, darling… I haven’t come on holiday to eat yoghurt.”
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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 3 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I’m tired
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Introverts be like: “I want to be invited, but I don’t want to go.”
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The Half-Life of Marie Curie by Lauren Gunderson. @ensembletheatre Sydney. Review by Frank Hatherley. https://t.co/0Q14T9XUsk
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HOW YOU KNOW THE MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING IS AN ACTION MOVIE The protagonist says "but my wife is on that submarine" "but my daughter is on the rollercoaster" "but my corgi is in that taxi" "but my college ring is in that yard sale" "but my toothbrush is on that spaceship"
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Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions
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For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
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“You wanted this on and you’re not even watching it!” “I AM!” Narrator: They were both on their phones.
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When you ask someone what they want for Christmas and they say “I’ll have a think and let you know!” You know they’re definitely not going to: a) have a think b) let you know
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Word of the Day is ‘fudgelling’ (18th century: pretending to be extremely busy whilst not doing very much at all.
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One of my students created a INTRO TO D&D flyer to get more of their friends interested and honestly is anything better than 13 year olds?
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