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Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions
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IYKYK
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For those who need a list of books kids should never read
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This number doesn’t change no matter the national politics
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“We meant well, but…”
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What did you just say?
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Doesn’t matter the season
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Will we ever know?
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Hugs cost at least one cookie or slice of cake each
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The Librarians in the back of the all-staff meeting
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Same answers outside cars, too to be honest
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Happy tax day to all the public librarians out there!
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Don’t be that person.
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And there’s a 99% chance you don’t care
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Sometimes even when a librarian makes a shushing joke
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Is it the same as shelving by color?
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It was politely asking them to not win as often
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Shakes fist at admin!
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The terror and guilt!
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For the others everyone understands
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