Eccles9
@Eccles9
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I am the world's leading expert in being me. Every thing else here is just my opinion. I often talk complete toot. Known to use rude words.
Adelaide, Australia
Joined January 2009
A small truism to kick off the day - any society that requires the services of shepherds will eventually require the services of butchers.
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This particular comic strip was first published 40 years ago today...
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By the way, happy #InternationalMensDay - celebrate having a dick by encouraging others not to act like one.
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The 'traditional' Ploughman's Lunch? Modern marketing bollocks... https://t.co/s6iUHis1QF
davetrott.co.uk
For me, one of the reassuring things about the English pub has always been the ‘Ploughman’s Lunch’, the food traditionally served in country pubs. It’s just what a farmer needed after the thirsty...
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Remember to laugh today folks, it's the perfect way to let the fuckers know they're not going to win.
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Middle of November and it's cold and pissing down. Can't help but think summer is going to be brutal when it finally arrives.
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Commit an act of kindness. Two hands put to task will always accomplish more than a thousand pairs clasped in prayer.
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The pesticides and herbicides may not have killed off all of the fairies at the bottom of the garden, but the whipper-snipper sure did fuck up the survivors.
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Life has no more meaning than I'm prepared to ascribe it, but compensates with far more beauty than I can hope to comprehend.
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Remembering. One thing we must never lose sight of is that all war is horrible and even necessary evils are still evil. I offer my respect to those who have, do or will serve and hope the horrors of war become part of history rather than a part of our current world.
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Just a reminder to all you good folks out there that the world is full of disinformation and misinformation and general old fashioned generic bullshit.
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When you're up to your arse in crocodiles, it can be difficult to remember that your objective is to drain the swamp.
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I cut a deal with the Devil himself down at the crossroads at midnight to only write brilliant and inspiring posts. Obviously that lying bastard ripped me off.
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Rental inspection tomorrow for the first time in nearly four years. I can do this...
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There are some days when I really wish I had an imagination, and a sense of humour.
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