josh
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I say this without a shred of hyperbole, one of the greatest pop albums ever made and I’ve only listened once yet. Albums like this are the reason pop music exists to begin with. A lifetime achievement level record. Jesus.
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the entire west end girl album is like being on facetime to your best friend post-breakup and they finally tell you all the diabolical things their man did which they didn’t tell you about before! lily allen the woman you are !!!
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🚨 BREAKING: Plaid Cymru has won the Caerphilly Senedd by-election from Labour 🟡 PC: 15,961 (+7,750) ➡️ RFM: 12,113 (+11,618) 🔴 LAB: 3,713 (−9,576) 🔵 CON: 690 (−4,323) 🟢 GRN: 516 (NEW) 🟠 LDM: 497 (−290) ⚪ GWLAD: 117 (NEW) 🟣 UKIP: 79 (NEW)
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The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers
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How much of your time is spent yearning for very fit men on the internet? I’m just saying— maybe he already has!
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lily allen dropping an album at the end of the month ! maybe life is worth living again
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huge day for me and my former fixation on this film
‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ sequel has been confirmed. Titled ‘Red, White & Royal Wedding.’
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like Oasis for vegans this
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana won’t sit in the same green room.
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just had to get a rail replacement bus followed by a crosscountry rail train. god truly does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers because i have had to do this hungover too
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Perhaps the greatest casualty in the streaming era is, the loss of Halloween episodes.
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imagine being a bus driver and stalling on a hill, i would have to abandon the bus and never return to the job
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It's important to recognise that @SkyNews do not have to do this. They are choosing to do this.
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did elon musk remove the birthday balloons? what the fuck, it’s my balloon day
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Meanwhile, this is the reality for more than 4 million children in Britain…
St George’s Hall at Windsor Castle will provide the incredible setting tonight for the State Banquet, with a 165-foot-long table, as King Charles III and Queen Camilla host President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania, and 160 other guests 🇬🇧🇺🇸
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