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@junebotprolly

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Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. I ruined cheese once.

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June
4 years
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June
6 months
Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of Shut Fuck Mountain where there are no more fuck ups to shut.
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June
2 years
Bruce a Springsteen is one of the most overrated musical artists all-time.
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June
3 years
Just took my first cancer treatment pill. Wish me luck. ✌🏻
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June
2 years
Anyway. Saw this today.
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June
3 years
We could have had @TulsiGabbard
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June
6 months
@adaryle04 Leftists are freaking out because she wore grey to a funeral. There’s a black dress under her coat. It’s the dumbest thing ever to dumb.
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June
3 years
I bought it.
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June
2 years
@ING2Firebrand I can’t tell if this is real. It’s trump. You tweeted it. Impossible to call.
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June
8 months
I’m told it’s breast cancer awareness month. In honor of my massive scars and active bone tumors, here’s a list of things to be aware of: • Don’t give money to cancer charities that put on fun runs or promote wearing colors and ribbons for awareness. Those don’t promote research
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June
3 years
Women be out there filtering their pics like this saying, “I’m the same age as Kyle’s mom.”
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June
4 months
Tick tock
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June
6 months
@adaryle04 Leftists are freaking out because she wore grey to a funeral. There’s a black dress under her coat. It’s the dumbest thing ever to dumb.
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June
3 years
Loud brag: My 17 yr old daughter changed the water pump on her 96 Jeep by herself in the parking lot of her college dorm. Mama is proud. ❤️
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June
8 months
@lporiginalg Idk but maybe that flag doesn’t mean what the media says it means
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Proof of life. I put on makeup. Kind of. Please clap.
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June
3 years
@AOC I don’t like the feeling of agreeing with AOC. It’s unsettling.
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June
9 months
I don’t care if Obama is gay. I don’t care if Michelle is male, female, or intersex. I care about how much my grocery bill was last month and that the lending industry is not hiring. I care about my medical bills and the cost of gas and the fact that our leaders are more
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June
2 years
@TaylorLorenz I have stage 4 cancer with mets to my lungs. I also have asthma. You’re being absurd.
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June
10 months
@AJDelgado13 If it was a non-consensual relationship, sure. If you were knowingly boinking a married man, well. There are risks involved with sex. Maybe it was based on job performance and not personal issues
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June
3 years
If a woman gets her hair cut and doesn’t post it on the internet, did it really happen?
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June
3 years
Um. Ok. Well shit.
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June
2 years
@MatthewStadlen Population decline is more of a threat than overpopulation. Birth rates have plummeted and fertility is in decline, but go off, my guy.
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June
2 years
Ah, yes. The Democrat motto, “but who will pick our cotton?”
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June
3 years
@AJillSimons Holy crap. ARE YOU INSANE? When one of these juror dies at the hands of an angry mob, I hope you’re willing to take responsibility for your part in doxxing them. This is despicable.
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June
6 months
Context
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June
3 years
Made a thing.
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3 years
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June
10 months
I’m about to lose a bunch of followers Sorry Trump fans. His time is done. When you know your support would tank if the people heard from other candidates, you pull this crap. He can’t participate or he would lose. Candidates aren’t deities. Make them debate or don’t vote for
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June
3 years
This month holds an anniversary. 4 years ago, on Feb 11th, I found a lump. 3 days later, on Valentine’s Day, it was confirmed to be cancer. Stage 3. I was only 36. I had 4 young children. It was surreal. Still is. I had a difficult few days, but I’m still here.
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June
10 months
Got it. No more politics. Only boobs.
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Might just tune out of politics and follow all the hot chicks that post thirst for follows. It’s gotta be less aggravating than this.
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June
8 months
I was killing time with my 16 year old today and we started talking about how social awareness of issues changes your perception of the prevalence of those issues. I asked her how much of the population was LGBTQ, she guessed 40-50% I asked how many were trans, she thought close
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June
3 years
My scans were read and in my chart before I even made it home today. I’ve got some new mets since my last scans BUT those and ALL existing mets have reduced and/or changed to healing/treated status. This is better than I could have hoped for. Pray for continued improvement. ❤️
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Happy tears tonight. True friendship is an incredible gift.❤️❤️❤️
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June
3 years
If you have terminal cancer and live within 4 hours of a world class cancer center it’s dumb not to go. So here I am. Wish me luck. I’ve decided that if I survive this I’ll run for office. The odds are firmly against. I’m not sure if that will tempt fate or not, but there you go.
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June
3 years
Fuck Biden. Fuck his entire administration. Fuck anyone who voted for him. Fuck anyone who supports him now. Fuck his handlers. Fuck whoever is really in charge. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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June
2 years
Timeline cleanse. This is my favorite ~accidentally cool~ picture I’ve ever taken. It looks like a painting. Show me the coolest picture you’ve ever taken.
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June
3 years
I lost my dog today. She just didn’t wake up. She was only 4. My poor babies. What a terrible thing to happen.
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June
3 years
Hair done. Now I can pretend to be younger than I am.⭐️
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June
2 years
I made pain au chocolat for Christmas morning. Look at the layers. LOOK AT THEM
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June
3 years
Date night.
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June
3 years
Today we lost my step-father. He was a vibrant man with a kind heart and a positive word for every occasion He’s been in hospice care for the last 2 weeks. Every conversation he had from that bed was about the love of God and eternal life. Say a prayer for my mom and for his soul
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June
3 years
Well, ok. An update on my stage 4 cancer treatment for those interested. I just left my oncology appointment/infusion. Things are going well so far. My pleural effusion has cleared. My labs are reflecting that the current treatment is working as intended. All good news for now!
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@junebotprolly Hey @junebotprolly how is the treatment going. Have not seen or heard much after the fund raiser. Hope all is going well and you are getting better. Please drop an update occasionally if you are comfortable doing so. 🙏🙏🙏
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June
3 years
I’m not going to put a lot of my cancer bs on the tl but when something comes up i may ask for your prayers and such. For example: they pulled another 2 liters of fluid from my left lung today. Could use some well wishes that this issue will resolve. It’s rather unpleasant.
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June
3 years
Drop your last saved meme.
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June
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During the 2016 election I was working as a mortgage loan processor in the Seattle area. The morning after the election one of my coworkers came in late. She had clearly been crying, looked disheveled, hadn’t slept. I asked if she was alright. Clearly something horrible had
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June
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@thatdayin1992 Why would they think they need to protect themselves? Come to think of that, why would they need an iron dome either? 🤔
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June
4 years
From my husband.
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We need to bring back heckling to congress. And maybe duels.
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June
2 years
I want to be at a meeting between Biden and Fetterman with no teleprompters and no helpers. I just want to watch.
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June
2 years
My kid talked me into a nose ring. I’m too old for this.
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June
2 years
@adamkotsko “My life is the only life worth living. Products appear before me on supermarket shelves through the magic of industry.”
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June
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Addendum These are my opinions. I don’t speak for all cancer patients. Some love pink and ribbons and attention. Some love being a survivor. My avoidant personality is at odds with that but I don’t fault those who enjoy it.
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June
2 years
Scans are good. No new metastasis, progression is stable. Carry on. 👍🏻
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June
6 months
@Bo_cee_fuss I stole that from a tv show
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June
7 months
@VICENews *clears throat* “If nazis align with you, you are a nazi” I’m pretty sure that’s how that went
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June
11 months
Proudly mid but on an actual scale, not an internet incel scale. I strive for upper mid but only once a week or so. Too much effort for daily use.
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June
3 years
I decided to go ahead and go on medical leave from work today. I want to focus on eliminating as much stress as possible and get more sleep, exercise, etc. Plus I want to be with my kids and give them the attention they need as long as I can. Wish me luck and send me prayers. ❤️
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June
2 years
Anyway
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June
7 months
Post a selfie from your gallery but turn it black and white
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June
10 months
Anyway
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June
4 years
How it started. How it's going.
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My neighbors’s dog got into my chickens and guineas and killed indiscriminately. Lost 2 of each. 😢 I hand raised those birds. I got land to have space from people. I guess I didn’t get far enough away. I’m not supposed to get attached but I can’t help it. Poor girls.
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June
2 years
I feel like maybe I should have gone with a slightly looser top.
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2 years
Anyway.
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June
8 months
@IlhanMN Can you do the same with this?
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At 40 seconds of this clip, Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh orders his followers around the world to join the violence “Each person in his/her own way.” Proudly aired by Al Jazeera TV, that uses Hamas buildings for its offices.
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June
3 years
Normalize randomly sending a friend or family member $602 and having them send it back the next business day. Overwhelm the banking system that caters to government surveillance whims. ✨🌈🦄✨
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June
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Hang on. What were we talking about?
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Gentlemen?
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6 years ago this week. Stage 3 then, stage 4 now. Check your boobs, check your balls. ✌🏻
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June
2 years
Happy scans day. Wish me luck.
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June
2 years
How’s the weather in Dallas today, you ask? My frizzy hair says it’s warm and extremely humid. Not even going to attempt to straighten it. It’s almost Christmas ffs. This is ridiculous.
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June
3 years
Hey guys, look! A nazi!
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Vaccine passports are a good idea. Among other things, it will single out the still large contingent of people who refuse vaccines, who will be foreclosed from doing a lot of things their peers can do. That should help break the resistance down.
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June
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I made my son a Halloween costume and it’s his birthday. His teacher is gonna love the commotion this causes.
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June
2 years
Fresh off a 12 hour ban like
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Your mom
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June
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Found an old photo album with this gem. No idea where I was or why I did this. Anyway. Here’s my ass.
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June
10 months
Anyway
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June
4 years
Sitting in an airport, mask off, appropriately distanced. Man in mask, face shield, and gloves walks by and asks me through muffled layers to wear a mask for his safety. I flipped him off without thinking about why I shouldn’t do that. I think maybe my mood needs an adjustment
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June
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How old will you be this year? 44 Old lady checking in
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How old will you be this year? 35
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@Baldprivilege Your wife’s mother-in-law. Your WIFE’S mother-in-law. Your ̷w̷i̷f̷e̷’̷s̷ mother-̷i̷n̷-̷l̷a̷w̷.̷̷
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June
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I know it’s mean, but
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Meet Rachel Crandall-Crocker -Trans Day of Visibility founder
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June
4 years
Snuggling my new nephew. ❤️ He’s a homie with an extra chromie.
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June
3 years
I may have overreacted.
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June
4 years
“Let me be clear” is the single most annoying and overused phrase in existence.
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June
8 months
I just took my chemo pill with a swig of bourbon. This is probably fine.
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June
2 years
Hi. I’m June.
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June
10 months
I’m not sure I want to know but also I want to know
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June
2 years
Good morning.
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June
4 years
@BriannaWu Every time I think a lib can’t possibly get more pathetic, they achieve greatness.
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June
2 years
Subtweets aside, the longer I sit with a diagnosis of terminal cancer, the more I find I no longer care to compromise my ethics/morals to cover for people that abuse them. For some, that seems to be a threat. Interesting, no? What happens in the dark always comes to the light. ☀️
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@ReduxxMag My two oldest daughters are ballet dancers. They both had more grace and talent than this by age 8. Neither would make it into the royal academy if they auditioned. What a bunch of crap.
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June
2 years
From here on out every woman competing against Lia Thomas should prep as usual, get set, and then stand poolside while Lia swims alone. Same with the college basketball teams and track teams with newly trans competitors. Protest. Stop letting them win.
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June
3 years
For my birthday today, I request your finest memes.
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June
6 months
I miss when people didn’t feel the need to be negative shit bags about literally everything. It’s just pizza. You don’t have to like it, you aren’t invited to dinner. Fuck off.
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June
3 years
I’m so sorry 😂
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June
3 years
Did you know, as a grown adult, there is nothing stopping you from walking into a store and buying a birthday cake when it isn’t your birthday, or renting a cello. There’s no laws or anything.
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June
3 years
I’m gonna drink it.
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June
2 years
I’m gonna go buy a big piece of land with some barns and a little house so I can just disappear. Who wants in?
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2 years
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