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@juicykairetu
Chipo MwitušŸ§”
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I'm really jealous aki nikisikia Gen Z wanapata free transaction fee courtesy of @Payless_Africa
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@juicykairetu
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Enyewe.
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@kilundeezy
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Ukawahi jipata ukilipa dem for pudesh buana jua uko na kashida.
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@juicykairetu
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Btw ukiwa na laptop, smart phone na a trusted VPN, the only thing that will come between you and success ni Generational curses tu šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Umewai jiuliza Hawa watu huuza lines za safaricom, Airtel na telkom hulipa rent na nini?
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@juicykairetu
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Btw I've come to realize men are not cheap it's only the d!ck you will easily get. You've got to work hard to earn commitment, faithfulness and responsibility from any man.
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@juicykairetu
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Me running to X to see why Facebook and Instagram are down.
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@juicykairetu
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Tusemezane ukweli na ukweli mtupu? How does this post relate with football?
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@juicykairetu
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That Drake video got me like.
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@juicykairetu
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Please don't do a video about this.
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A DCI officer is dead and you guys think there is an easy way around this? I weep for DJ Joe Mfalme. I really hope this one can be televised, we need to really get the whole story.
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@juicykairetu
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Just realized lots of men wamecrushia Christina Shusho, nini hiyo ako nayo si hatuna.
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@juicykairetu
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Kupanuliwa hivyo vyote na kuachwa na big hole, ni kitu siezi kubali.
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@juicykairetu
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8 months
Is it just me? Huwa na feel so insecure when a guy take like forever kumwaga, like who have you been chewing
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@juicykairetu
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6 months
Huwa mnaplay role gani kwa family gatherings.
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@juicykairetu
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3 months
Kuna mtu ameambia Mammito eti "Jowie Irungu is way more beautiful than her".
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@juicykairetu
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5 months
Yaani mtu anaexpect nimpakulie mzigo hapa shuwally šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
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@juicykairetu
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5 months
Lakini why do guys seek validation so much, apparently this guy anakupeleka date CJ's, but kwake analala chini. Acha nifike kwa nyumba niwape pambio. šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Ya kufunga mdomo.
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@5peopleke
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Huwa mnacheza games gani mkiboeka?šŸ˜„
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@juicykairetu
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There is a site where you get paid $6/hr for doing small tasks. It's available in OECD countries but using a VPN would be great. Check šŸ‘‡
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@juicykairetu
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Guys think we want sex. Haikuwangi always about sex. It's the intimacy we want. To be touched, looked at, admired, Smiled at. Nichekeshe please šŸ„ŗ nafaa kufeel safe in your arms. That's what we always crave.
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@juicykairetu
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Men wenye wanasema eti Kuna stage ikifika hawabambiki na madem tena, ni wale hawananga kakitu.
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@juicykairetu
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2 months
@kipmurkomen I know 700 million somewhere is gone for you to respond to Larry.
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@juicykairetu
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3 months
Unaeza date mtu hana any vices? (doesn't drink, smoke, take drugs or gossip?)
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@juicykairetu
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3 months
Sasa huyo ndio anafanya Muli asireply diyeems zangu ako na nini Sina šŸ˜’
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@juicykairetu
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Btw if u smash with a guy on the first night do you ever think atakuchulia serious ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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4 months
Chapati moja 70, kivipi?
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@juicykairetu
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4 months
@gabrieloguda .. Managed to build a pillar of lies at the shores of Indian Ocean which spread like bush fire to Taptenglei
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@juicykairetu
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@DCI_Kenya "Finya Kompyuta Pata Dollar" program is really doing great, thanks to Lais.
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@juicykairetu
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Hii app ka huna nyash type ya Mercy Masai, skin type ya Eve Maina, boobs size ya Joy moraya na ukipelekwa Kasarani auezi Squirt si rahisi utoboe.
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@juicykairetu
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5 months
I know Gen Z wanashangaa Makutano Junction, ni nini? šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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6 months
Sijai sikia polygamous marriage yenye wives ni Daktari, Lawyer ama CS, vitu zingine ni tu za maskinny.
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@juicykairetu
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Showerimg with a partner is overrated, inconvenient, inefficient and physically awkward!
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@juicykairetu
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@C_NyaKundiH Joseph Japiny was really determined to nduthis.
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@juicykairetu
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Wakirealize uko na mtoto wanaacha kukuongelesha, smh.
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@juicykairetu
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A real man atakulipia rent bila kutaka Kuja kwako ama kuitisha spare key.
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@juicykairetu
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@MillicentOmanga @RailaOdinga Just the way your nyash was dedicated to help you get the CAS position.
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@juicykairetu
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Nani huyo amesema eti Chelimo is suffering from(STA) Sexually Transmitted Authority.
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@juicykairetu
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7 months
Mkinipata na a Kisii man mnirushe Indian Ocean, juu hizi ni gani šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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4 months
@georgediano Don't ever use debit cards on eCitizen btw. Too many cases of fraud. And they have everything.
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@juicykairetu
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3 months
@Kenyans Current mood in Juja
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@juicykairetu
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8 months
Lakini wababa wa kikuyu watanionyesha maneno, huyu amekuja kunipick na Nissan ya 2NK sacco.. To make it worse anaenda akipick passengers eti ndo tupate za 'ships'. Sai na hang kwa mlango ka makanga....
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@juicykairetu
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Mlisema knife inafaa kuwa mkono gani na fork mkono gani? Ni urgent nisije kujiaibisha mbele ya kijana ya wenyewe. šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Lakini why do guys seek validation so much, apparently this guy anakupeleka date CJ's, but kwake analala chini. Acha nifike kwa nyumba niwape pambio. šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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4 months
Being a Reggae fan, this being one of my fav track by Peter Morgan. Rest in Paradise Rasta man.
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@juicykairetu
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Ulisema hutawai reply Dm zangu šŸ˜’
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@muli_brian_
Muli
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Let's go hike that Mountain now šŸ˜Ž Mt Longonot in a few šŸ„³
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@juicykairetu
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Kuna stories mob about women falling in love with ugly men, but no story about a man falling in love with an ugly woman. Mbona hivo!
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@juicykairetu
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What a coincidence šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
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@juicykairetu
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Aki I recall dating this guy who would wake up 2a.m kuwatch NBA sijui anga Lakers na niko hapo expecting fire strokes, smh.
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@juicykairetu
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I hope life haitawai nifikisha point naombewa nipate bwana ka Charlene Ruto, khai! yet yeye ni mtoto Wa prezzo kwani hamtaki kuwa related na the Ruto's family u guys.
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@juicykairetu
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We are only left with Gabriel Oguda who openly criticizes Ruto's regime, imagine if he also one starts receiving brown envelopes like Pauline Njoroge si kwisha sisi.
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@juicykairetu
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@MamaRachelRuto I think at this point you should focus on praying for your husband abarikiwe na akili razini and declare "floods a national disaster"
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@juicykairetu
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Siku nitaamka tu nijipate Niki ambia mtu nampenda šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚I swear nitafaint
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@juicykairetu
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Back in campo niliwai enda bash ya coolkids Westlands, nakasikia wakisema "it's time to chicken out" nikaenda Kunawa kurudi napata watu wameenda.
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@juicykairetu
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Namna this.
@AjiSZN_
AJIšŸŖ
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How do yā€™all be starting s3x?
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@juicykairetu
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There is more juice to this Kagwe na Sharon's break up.
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@juicykairetu
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@Bookten8 Eduardo CamaHanafingašŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Mens wanataka a Cardi B and a Christina Shusho in one person how?
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@juicykairetu
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Fvck this femicide narrative.Murder doesn't have a gender.Deaths are reported everyday of both male & females & it's only when it's females that murder gets a gender?. When men get mcheled & murdered do u hear men running around and shouting malecide.
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@juicykairetu
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@LarryMadowo Ukizoea kuchunga ng'ombe unaend up kuwa mmoja. *~ Maasai Proverb ~
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@juicykairetu
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If Remo haiwork for some jaribu Try outliers ni part of Remotask, apply to be a trainer, a Chem AI trainer ama coding program. You will get paid in dollars $45/hr. Just know how to manipulate location.
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@juicykairetu
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If Equity aiko safe, I&M always have issues, Standard Chartered kila weekend ni system maintenance, KCB won't give you dividends, Absa app is just bogus. Basi ni bank gani tutabaki kutumia?šŸ¤”
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@juicykairetu
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Shida yako ni u want to move from no car to a BMW.
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@kenyasgossip I really hate these so called online media houses kila mahali kurecord Ata the unnecessary, nkt
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@juicykairetu
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Aki ni stress kuwa na charger yenye inafanya tu simu ikisetiwa kwa angle fulani.
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@juicykairetu
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@KhalifKairo Ain't a Luhya but peleke salamu zangu kwa Hiroyuka Sanada from Mortal Combat
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@juicykairetu
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We hujali ata unataka nikufe na heart attack, 50s tuko na arthritis.
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@_N_i_g_e_l
šŸŽ©K3gonyĀ”_wa_matatušŸŽ©
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Wewe uko mid twenties na face card iko 50sšŸ˜­
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@juicykairetu
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Wenye wako 3rd floor, how are things up there? kindly confirm.
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@juicykairetu
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Vibrating panties date nayo lazima ikuwe on my bucket list šŸ«£šŸ•ŗšŸ½šŸ¤£
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@juicykairetu
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Kwa wale walivalishwa diapers, Makutano Junction is one of the shows that made our teenhood days featuring Charles Ouda.
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@juicykairetu
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Kila mtu at some point in life dated someone online and broke up bila kumeet in real life! How was the experience? šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Pretend uko 12 years old and this is the youtube search bar.
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@juicykairetu
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I can only see one gender, how about you?
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@juicykairetu
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Bado unataka nidm ama umechange mind.
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@IqraFadhi
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@juicykairetu @C_NyaKundiH Na hzo lips zinafanana na gate huezi fitkiria straight wewe
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@juicykairetu
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How much age gap are you guys comfortable with when it comes to dating?
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@juicykairetu
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@gabrieloguda There must be so many Ghost schools just waiting for the election period, haha
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@juicykairetu
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Sio funny btw šŸ˜’
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@juicykairetu
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The audacity, the entitlement. Ata that OnlyFans we won't support. Rabbish!
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@juicykairetu
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@omwambaKE He did wrong by recording her without her consent, he should be sued.
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@juicykairetu
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Itā€™s okay kustay at home if huna pesa za kuenda out, haina haja ya kuforce force vitu. šŸ˜­
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@juicykairetu
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Me at Vybz Kartel's first show after selling the only kidney I had left with me.
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@juicykairetu
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@Mercymasai3 Weka efidence kwa kalatas šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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I think Tweeps naeza penda kumeet ni the Aluta Kibrit guys, i follow on their tweets na always find myself nikicheka, wah šŸ¤­
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@juicykairetu
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Alaa! šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Wengine wanaomba vitu za maana kama vijokozi we unaomba fb.
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@juicykairetu
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Sigara nayo husmell fiti, I don't understand mbona watu hudhani it smells bad.
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@juicykairetu
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Lakini wanaume hii app sijui mbona mko so bitter na single moms, na kwa diyeems Ata I'm sure mko kuomba kibwenye.
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@juicykairetu
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@C_NyaKundiH Aseme tu ukweli, we know what happens in Mama Ngina. Was he "swimming " inside the car.
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@juicykairetu
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Been curious to ask this, are you from the MauMau fighters lineage?
@MissLingard14
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Kushindana na Jua hapa kuwaka. šŸ˜Ž
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@juicykairetu
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@RobertAlai Kamba Nation reading this after their loyalty to Baba.
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@juicykairetu
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Ukipewa chance ya kuchange career for one week what's one thing you would do?
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I hate it when a man smells like alcohol and weed.
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@itskipronoh She was like.
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@juicykairetu
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@LarryMadowo Kanyaga kifua hadi atapike mursik.
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@juicykairetu
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@RobertAlai @WilliamsRuto That's tax payers money being chewed like nonsense.
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If Sharon Mwangi na Kagwe have broken up na venye they looked good tugeza, acha stori na mapenzi ikaae
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@juicykairetu
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Kwani mnachukulia rejection this seriously, aki simps. šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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Every man on my timeline is so cute and handsome I bet they wonā€™t even say thank you šŸ˜«šŸ’•.
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@juicykairetu
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5 months
Does this count?
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@luckyaudreyy
AĆŗdreyšŸ–¤
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The hottest thing a girl can do is post a pic without filters.
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@juicykairetu
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I like how Twitter men transition, from "nipee nigware" to "nipee ama nife" to "uko wapi sa hii saa hii?" šŸ˜‚
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@juicykairetu
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@Honeyfarsafi Alafu uingie Eastleigh, small girls being parade in hideous brothels
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