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George T. Diano

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Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| MBA- Operations Management.

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George T. Diano
11 months
Luo Nyanza never voted for the Sugoi Butcher, it's us who are actually fighting this regime now. Our luo brothers went to the streets to fight this kakistocratic regime, but we cancelled them out & profiled them. Despite that, they still showed up & supported the movement in.
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George T. Diano
7 hours
Our forefathers used to circumcise women like Esther Passaris.
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George T. Diano
8 hours
The relationship between the police and goons is slowly growing its wings from Nairobi to other regions. In Bungoma, the security officers were guarding goons carrying crude weapons awaiting to cause harm to innocent kenyans. Continue defending Yamune cartels, they will
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George T. Diano
9 hours
You see whatever is happening in this country, you've got all the reason to worry. I'm a Kalenjin, and I pity my brothers from other communities especially Murima folks. If you're from GEMA & supporting this regime, you're adding firewood to the pot that will be used to cook you.
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George T. Diano
14 hours
Being an affordable blogger is very hard omwami. Imagine spending the whole night defending Ruto, insisting he didn’t build a church at State House, only for him to show up the next day with his wrinkled face, proudly declaring he has no apologies to make about the construction.
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George T. Diano
14 hours
Imagine spending 1.2b from your own pocket to construct a church on a public land. And not just any public land, the Statehouse. At the same time, you request 270 million from supplementary budget for tax payers to buy your wife a new car & office furniture. Huyu ni Wazimu!!
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George T. Diano
17 hours
The problem with unilateral decisions made by one man on public property is that the illegal construction will gobble so much scarce public resources to fulfill an ego of a megalomaniac.
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George T. Diano
22 hours
My daughter Analiah Chelangat Diano refused to eat breakfast this morning because mkate haikua na blueband. This Kikuyu entitlement must stop, Gachagua is radicalizing our kids.😒.
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George T. Diano
23 hours
Very soon Kimani Ichung’wah will shout “nyenyenye” & roll his eyes. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the concubines as they struggle to please Kamaguti Assassino.🥹
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George T. Diano
1 day
There is no need of building such a church in Statehouse & shouting Maaanthaaani Agoooncooo theeende coooontheee on top of his voice in a country where Kenyans are suffering from over taxation, lack of jobs, poor health services & everything is in shambles. The only thing working.
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George T. Diano
1 day
I-chungu-wah: “Hi Cousins🥹”
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George T. Diano
1 day
I'm 100% sure Ruto's body is in the UK but his mind is back home. Rigathi Gachagua anakanyaga shingo saidii. Na si mzuri yawa, Wamunyoro atatuulia mnandi wetu na stress wajameni.😒.
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George T. Diano
1 day
He really meant it when he said ata mpeleka mbio kama baiskeli ya kuibiwa. Gachagua atulie kidogo, Ruto & his team ivute pumzi kiasi.🥲.
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George T. Diano
2 days
Mailood, he is almost crying. 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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George T. Diano
2 days
My hate for Ruto is at a personal level. Nimefika ile point yenye I can even poison someone who supports this govt. If I invite you at my place as a government blogger, you better be think twice. Infact don't even look for me, I can send you to Sayuni prematurely.
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George T. Diano
2 days
Youths in Homabay are singing Ruto Must Go as they enter Albert Ojwang's home. For sure Riggy G ferried kikuyus to Mawego Kasipul Kabondo. Kikuyu supremacists Must be Stopped, mbona hatuku skia Must Go huko nyanza during Uhuru's tenure. Waachane na hii Mnandi wetu amalize tam.🥲.
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George T. Diano
2 days
Another attempt by the Kikuyu supremacists of overthrowing Ruto's government as Protesters from Murang'a storm Mawego Police Station in Homabay, setting it on fire and carrying the coffin with Albert Ojwang's body as they demonstrate against his killing.
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George T. Diano
2 days
Ain't buying this 'giants' story of Ndiang’ui. So the DCI traced his house but couldn't trace the girlfriend's digital footprints to lead to his hideout? We have been in this country long enough. That is not a face of a person who ran for his safety. I refuse!!.
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George T. Diano
2 days
I've just seen a sneak peek of Jeff Koinange's mansion. All I can is Nyasaye konya us, sisi kama walala hoii hatuna Letu, yani nikama ni sisi ndio tulisulubisha kijana ya fundi wa mbao. Lemme sleep!!😒.
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George T. Diano
2 days
This man has seen Pepe since the son died. From Kenyans hurling insults to content creators taking advantage of him and now this. Even in mourning, they’ve now turned him into a funeral sales person. Awuoro dhier!! They made him do an advertisement even putting a lapel mike on.
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Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
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Baba Albert Ojwang' appears in a newly circulating video thanking a private funeral service provider that donated a hearse for his son’s final journey to Homa Bay.
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George T. Diano
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Horizontal Engineering Ends in Permanent Vacation To Sayuni. Dr. John Spire Kiggundu from Uganda, renowned for curing others but clearly unable to save himself, allegedly checked into a local lodge via the backdoor like a wanted man. When asked how long he’d stay, he gave the
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