Hans van Dongen: Friend To The Friendless
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“To be frank, I think his world had vanished long before he ever entered it. But I will say… he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace.”
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“Princes have but their titles for their glories,
An outward honor for an inward toil,
And for unfelt imaginations
They often feel a world of restless cares;
So that between their titles and low name
There’s nothing differs but the outward fame…”
Richard III, 1.4
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The school cafeteria death tolls in the 60’s and 70’s were astronomical…
One mistake parents make when making lunches is not keeping cold food at 40 degrees or lower to prevent bacteria. The old brown paper bag won’t cut it.
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Spearmint body wash:
Pros: It smells nice. It was on sale.
Cons: My asshole feels like it just smoked a Newport.
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Is everyone tagging Mark Hamill in their tweets today?
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What was your first car?
A 1973 Cadillac Coupe de Ville…
My pop got it for $475 at a local car auction. He told me I’d have to pay for maintenance and gas, but he’d handle the insurance.
I delivered pizzas in this thing…
What was your first car?
Mine: 1993 Dodge Dakota. It had an automatic transmission and a big sticker in the back windshield that said “redneck” I got it from my brother.
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12 hours without a cigarette…
*grinds teeth*
Yeah.
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Changes are being made.
Some are being purged.
If you can read this… we’re cool.
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You have just been appointed to the United States Senate. Post your first day outfit GO
You have just been appointed to the United States Senate. Post your first day outfit GO
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They must think we’re as dumb as they look…
🚨
#UPDATE
: According to Arlington police, the suspect attempted to fire a flare gun at police while they were serving the warrant, causing a massive explosion
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Ah, I hurt your nerve, sorry for that. I am a trained sniper, military style. And as a sniper I can disassemble and assemble a SIG in 38 seconds.
@NightShade1776
@beansgyat
@St__Jane
@USAFA_Dad
@NRA
@ericswalwell
Ah, I hurt your nerve, sorry for that. I am a trained sniper, military style. And as a sniper I can disassemble and assemble a SIG in 38 seconds.
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What in the hot, crispy, Kentucky Fried FUCK is wrong with this man?
Biden claims to group of rabbis that he was ‘raised in synagogues in my state’
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@BudLightSadness
I blocked. They can talk shit and play keyboard warrior all they like.
When shit gets tangy, they’ll realize who they’re up against and what’s really at stake.
Until then, imma post my recipes, my music, my memes, and go on enjoying my life and my friendships here.
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Everybody got their International Day of Jihad outfit picked out?
Everybody got their International Day of Jihad outfit picked out?
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So far, no nicotine fits… the patches are doing sterling work.
Bought a metric fuckton of Jolly Ranchers and bubble gum at the store today… so here’s hoping. 🤞
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Ever have one of those nights where instead of blessed sleep, you run through every mistake and bad decision you’ve made for the last 30 years?
Yeah.
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Is it time to start using this again?
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Why did I join?
Got married too young and had a child on the way. After a while, I got pretty damned good at my job, so I stayed in.
Two wives and a few stints as an E4 aside, I still loved it. It still remains the only thing I was ever really good at.
Here’s to us…
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Six miles.
In the dark.
Through mud.
You just described a regular morning at Ranger school…
It was an incredibly harrowing 6 mile hike at midnight through heavy and slippery mud, but I got safely out of Burning Man. Never been before and it was fantastic (with brilliant art and fabulous music)…except the ending.
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If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick?
Respond with a gif:
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As someone who lives here, I have questions…
🚨
#BREAKING
: Philadelphia has been ranked top as the best city in the United States according to a leading travel publication.
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Who the fuck is naming these ships?
Whatever they’re being paid is far too much…
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he was so dripped out the whole movie
opinions on Denethor aside his fits went crazy
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What's the saddest movie moment?
What's the saddest movie moment?
There is no second place
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Don’t lie.
Your heart hurt just thinking about it…
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Anyone else remember HoJo’s
They made a hell of a cheeseburger back in the day…
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What are y'all wearing to the Day of Unprecedented Anger fair?
Here's my outfit.
What are y'all wearing to the Day of Unprecedented Anger fair?
Here's my outfit.
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BONJOUR!
Attaquez la journée comme vous attaqueriez des rangoons de crabe!
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Question for you Navy guys:
When a sub descends past crush depth, is there dramatic orchestral music?
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It me…
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Are YOU getting the message?
Are we getting the message about the far right in Ireland yet?
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If another person says, “Blah blah blah… they want to force us all to wear masks,” I’m going to vociferously vocalize my vexation.
Can we maybe, for once, just trust the science?
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I’m not leaving Twitter.
In fact, here is my 46 point plan to make YOU leave Twitter…
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She’s lazy. She’s fat. She’s perfect.
Happy 14 th Birthday, Namma!
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Apologies for my absence…
Still trying to shake these blues.
C’est la vie.
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The only thing keeping this in check is a very thin veneer of civilization…
Which is wearing away at an astonishing rate.
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Just a guess, but…
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I’m not going to say I have specific… tastes.
But I have specific… tastes.
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It appears my old account has been restored…
Wow. Um… thanks?
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I’m sorely tempted to start a blue check account as a “liberal influencer”, do some engagement farming, and use the money to buy guns, land, and meat.
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There are 2 Vincents
1) “I’m glad you enjoyed dinner. Shall we take our coffee and brandy in the living room?”
2) *puts you in trunk and drives you to a pig farm in the Poconos*
Results may vary.
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Salami is a severely underrated pizza topping…
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I’m not going to regale you with tales of what I was doing OTD 22 years ago.
I won’t vent my spleen about how I feel about my government and what they’ve done.
What I will do is raise a glass to both heroes and victims… and I will drive on.
It’s all we can do…
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I’ll only say this once… because I don’t intend on repeating it.
You bring any sort of pet or domestic animal abuse onto my TL, and we’re done.
Enjoy your weekend.
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Admittedly, I was a bit blindsided from seeing photos of my grandson. He looks so much like my mother, it’s terrifying.
Which inevitably made me think of my parents… both of them gone nearly 35 years now.
“Grief is love… with nowhere to go.”
-Something I heard once…
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Since my old account got nuked, I’ve been putting out feelers to a lot of folks who used to follow me. Folks I thought got on well with me… more fool me, I suppose.
Haven’t heard back from a great many of them. C’est la vie.
Y’all who stuck around? I thank you, truly. 🙏
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I’m still trying to recover from being underwater due to the ice caps melting 10 years ago.
Scientists used to avoid phrases like “climate emergency” and “climate crisis.” No longer.
Escalating rhetoric comes as a new study shows there’s just six years left to keep global warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius at current CO2 emissions rate.
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I want steak frites.
You want steak frites?
Let’s go get some fuckin’ STEAK FRITES!
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Because it is…
Because we don’t…
So I’m just gonna shitpoast, post recipes, drink wine, and see what happens. 🍷
Why does it feel like the world is on fire and America doesn’t have a leader right now?
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Share something you don’t do anymore…
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Please forgive me, but there’s something I need to get off my chest.
If you’re putting things on your scrambled eggs to make them palatable… then your scrambled eggs are SHIT!
I’m sorry if you’re upset, but a friend shouldn’t lie.
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Actions? Meet consequences…
NYPD smashes rioting kid's face through back window of taxi at the Kai Cenat riot in Union Square
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“For you… the day you blocked me was the most important day of your life.
But for me… it was Thursday.”
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Woke up in a pretty good mood.
Then I logged onto this hellsite, and now I want several extinction level events to hit this shithole planet simultaneously like the fist of an angry fucking god.
There’s only so many BONJOURS I can post, y’all.
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From now on, whenever someone poasts some bullshit, they’re getting the “Cesar Romero from ‘The Thin Man’” face…
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“Don’t you come back here with your bullshit!”
Me: Coming back with my bullshit.
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Good morning, y’all!
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Made coffee.
Added condensed milk.
My heart stopped because the rum bottle was empty.
My heart restarted because I remembered the new bottle was still in the bag next to the pantry.
C'est lundi, non? 🙄
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It appears that someone has grossly exaggerated the worth of their snizz…
But if you think you’re worth a trip to Outback, then you slay, kween!
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“My name is Vincent Charles of the Clan Charles… and I am immortal.”
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Cannot… Breathe…
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Put the year you turned 10 in the GIF bar and see what was popular.
Put the year you turned 10 in the GIF bar and see what was popular.
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Shhh…
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“Ladies and gentlemen…
WE GOT HIM!”
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I like to occasionally yell utterly random things in German.
Keeps people on their toes…
SCHWARZWÄLDER KIRSCHTORTE!
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All those medals…
Never won a war.
This is a patriot. Thank you to General Milley for his service to our nation.
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Please bring your dogs inside…
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No. “Cowardly” is demanding that everyone bend the knee in order to make you feel validated.
It’s almost as if you were unaware of the difference between “acceptance” and “tolerance”…
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Tobacco is the single greatest aid to concentration ever known.
Need a strategy formulated? A theorem solved? A war won?
At 8am, put ten guys in a room with unlimited coffee and cigarettes, and you’ll have a solution before close-of-business THAT day.
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I’ll leave you with this:
The evil that lurks in this world exists on a level that is FAR greater than you or I can ever envision…
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I need a mojito.
You want a mojito?
I’ll make us some mojitos.
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This is what they took from us…
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ATF personnel from Field Divisions across the country participated in
#NationalNightOut
events in their local communities yesterday. Building relationships with the people we protect and serve is an important part of accomplishing our mission.
#WeAreATF
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Because it’s clear that some of you are having difficulty with this…
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I remember consoling my friend and colleague who had just spoken to her family. I remember telling my fellow members to take off their pins so we couldn’t be identified. My Ranger training kicked in and I remember gripping my pen to use as a weapon if necessary.
I remember consoling my friend and colleague who had just spoken to her family. I remember telling my fellow members to take off their pins so we couldn’t be identified. My Ranger training kicked in and I remember gripping my pen to use as a weapon if necessary. 2/5
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BONJOUR!
Certains s'offusquent de mes salutations quotidiennes en français.
À eux, je dis… BONJOUR!
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No Deadhead sticker?
🧐
I saw a brand new Cadillac with a communism logo on the back
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For years, gun sellers have exploited loopholes in our background check system that let them sell guns online & at gun shows without conducting background checks. We have a chance to change that!
Tell
@ATFHQ
to close the gun sale loophole by texting CHECKS to 644-33!
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Yes… I think of Rome daily.
WHAT OF IT?
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It’s almost time…
Time for the “tactleneck”.
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Fanny packs…
A: Bring ‘em back?
2: Dustbin Of History?
D: “Lay off the wine, Vin…”
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Life is inherently dangerous and full of incalculable risk.
A friend of mine recently died in a motorcycle accident.
Does that mean I support banning or limiting motorcycle use?
Not in the slightest.
If you want to be safe, stay home. Don’t impose limits on others.
Responses to this post remind me a large fraction of Americans’ conception of freedom is that they should be able to do whatever they want and transfer the risks and costs of their choices to everyone else. Freedom comes with responsibilities. You are not entitled to our deaths.
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Filled with self-loathing tonight… so I’m going to watch a Steven Seagal movie.
Because I deserve it.
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After an asswhooping like that… I’d hate America, too.
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